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257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

257706  Kaviri: Wakanda.

257724  OldKentuckyShark: Looks like the fella on the bottom left with the saxophone has been doing cocaine

257711  Kaviri: That's not how you draw an f.

257725  OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.

257736  au bon pain: I hope you are prepared to exercise a lot. Herding breeds need a ton of exercise or they will find their own fun.

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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
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Score:
663
 
 Donut: I went poop somewhere in the house. You try to find it.
Image 226745   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
531
 
 tess: @VeeKay "Fashion" = Goon Squad. Look it up.
 VeeKay: It's called 'fashion'. Look it up.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Before we meet her, I should tell you that she's a little eccentric.
 phil: Lookit me! LOOKIT MEEEEEE!
 FabricMan: "We need a celebrity to promote our new sunglasses." "Get me Elton John!"
 sparename: Looks a bit like Glenn 'Too' Close For Comfort
 addend: "The glare off these lapels is blinding! Where are my sunglasses?"
Image 226744   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
208
 
 Mumbo Dingus: It sounds better in Celsius
 carpwoman: @MasterTwig - I'm in Champlin. Where are you?
 Youll Cowards: A bit brisk, I'd say.
 MasterTwig: I live near this in Minnesota. It's not far off.
 when so: Great name for a Martian ice collecting colony
Image 226743   01-14-18   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
609
 
 carpwoman: Leaving the shithole for good?
 Donut: "On second thought, let us not go to Ragnarok. It is a silly place."
Image 226742   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
402
 
 waffle iron: Their youtube ads are currently trying to convince me that 'shaker fries' are a new thing.
 sparename: I prefer my crap to be flame-grilled, thank you very much
 trelyate: at least they're honest
 fanny: welp, if it's good enough for the president, why not!
 tib gubb: same as the old crap, only crappier
Image 226741   01-14-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
726
 
 wolfpk: Turning yourself into a ball is not a good survival technique to use on a dolphin.
 Snow Plow: He Shoots! Will he make the basket?!
 NoRagrets: Stahhhhhhhhhhp
 VeeKay: Here we go again..
 trelyate: fun fact: puffer fish spray a toxin that is intoxicating in small doses, so dolphins will often boop them to get high, and because they are the assholes of the sea.
 Gazden: Boing
 addend: Puff puffer, pass.
Image 226740   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
306
 
 a robot: An even bigger disappointment than Stoner's Pot Palace
 SS Keith: Phonetic spellings are phun.
 when so: thwarted by denuvo
 addend: Something something runner's high.
Image 226739   01-14-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
323
 
 charmander: My brother got me one of these mouse mats (but with a girl printed on it). Unfortunately I use a trackball. :-/
 karmakat: you will have to get me DRUNK to admit to lay on THAT!
Image 226738   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
445
 
 carpwoman: Pretty kitteh. I love kittehs.
 when so: compact!
 karmakat: a new model of kitten resting reachable in stores
Image 226737   01-14-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
612
 
 butt poop: Now this infant I like
 karmakat: yeah, the baby left and so? I can enjoy it too you know.
Image 226736   01-14-18   Uploaded by    obama
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