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244540  Mr. Shine: The idea of conscious brain surgery utterly terrifies me.

244540  bug: @Scoo Anyway, here's Chewbacca sandwich geyser librarian ovenware.

244539  wolfpk: Mother of the year!

244518  Not A Bot: Rust in peace, 80's rock

244537  White Rice: @Dr Awkward I'm guessing either USB ports, a collection of media card readers (those big ones that predate SD type cards), or the turbo button/switch/key lock.

244522  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot Boo... this isn't a good comment regardless of context.

244533  WannaBee: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.

244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

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1. Yurishiro
2. glenalec
3. lecj07
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. WannaBee
7. Scoo
8. Dr Awkward
9. Not A Bot
10. tib gubb



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 244320 (1498 points)
fishing uploaded 244344 (1334 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1254 points)
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Prombom uploaded 244018 (1160 points)
Scoo uploaded 244357 (1099 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
buds420 uploaded 244424 (976 points)
Unicorn uploaded 244105 (975 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. WannaBee: 13445 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 10790 points
 3. Yurishiro: 7948 points
 4. Scoo: 7721 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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 tess: @VeeKay "Fashion" = Goon Squad. Look it up.
 VeeKay: It's called 'fashion'. Look it up.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Before we meet her, I should tell you that she's a little eccentric.
 phil: Lookit me! LOOKIT MEEEEEE!
 FabricMan: "We need a celebrity to promote our new sunglasses." "Get me Elton John!"
 sparename: Looks a bit like Glenn 'Too' Close For Comfort
 addend: "The glare off these lapels is blinding! Where are my sunglasses?"
Image 226744   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
208
 
 Felicity: It sounds better in Celsius
 carpwoman: @MasterTwig - I'm in Champlin. Where are you?
 Youll Cowards: A bit brisk, I'd say.
 MasterTwig: I live near this in Minnesota. It's not far off.
 when so: Great name for a Martian ice collecting colony
Image 226743   01-14-18   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
609
 
 carpwoman: Leaving the shithole for good?
 Donut: "On second thought, let us not go to Ragnarok. It is a silly place."
Image 226742   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
402
 
 glenalec: Their youtube ads are currently trying to convince me that 'shaker fries' are a new thing.
 sparename: I prefer my crap to be flame-grilled, thank you very much
 trelyate: at least they're honest
 fanny: welp, if it's good enough for the president, why not!
 tib gubb: same as the old crap, only crappier
Image 226741   01-14-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
726
 
 wolfpk: Turning yourself into a ball is not a good survival technique to use on a dolphin.
 glenalec: He Shoots! Will he make the basket?!
 NoRagrets: Stahhhhhhhhhhp
 VeeKay: Here we go again..
 trelyate: fun fact: puffer fish spray a toxin that is intoxicating in small doses, so dolphins will often boop them to get high, and because they are the assholes of the sea.
 Yurishiro: Boing
 addend: Puff puffer, pass.
Image 226740   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
306
 
 a robot: An even bigger disappointment than Stoner's Pot Palace
 SS Keith: Phonetic spellings are phun.
 when so: thwarted by denuvo
 addend: Something something runner's high.
Image 226739   01-14-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
323
 
 glenalec: My brother got me one of these mouse mats (but with a girl printed on it). Unfortunately I use a trackball. :-/
 karmakat: you will have to get me DRUNK to admit to lay on THAT!
Image 226738   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
418
 
 carpwoman: Pretty kitteh. I love kittehs.
 when so: compact!
 karmakat: a new model of kitten resting reachable in stores
Image 226737   01-14-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
612
 
 Yurishiro: Now this infant I like
 karmakat: yeah, the baby left and so? I can enjoy it too you know.
Image 226736   01-14-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
248
 
 Himesama: If all else fails swaddle me in a blanket until I start napping
 Not A Bot: This is a good post and I am glad it is here. Giraffes and ducks are nice.
 addend: @Peter Pantsless I concur. (Retreats to a safe distance anyway.)
 karmakat: just don't hit her in the head though...or 'it would nice knowing you.' then.
 Greek Fire: If she starts to growl, check the phase of the Moon.
 Peter Pantsless: Well that's not sexist or anything. I'll have you know that I like chocolate. I also like to be pretty...voted bad
Image 226735   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
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