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267912  wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!

267941  dobbiesdoogs: it's good!

267930  wolfpk: I'm going to have to give this a Fail! The second and third shelves up do not match.

267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

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267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267526 charlemagne: keep crying and I'll send you back to brazil

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him



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Score:
395
 
 Mr. Shine: You know it!
 addend: The upside-down heart really sells it.
 Nope: True
Image 226720   01-13-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
583
 
 karmakat: talk about an OBSESSION!
 Spazstatic: @Korrok approved.
 MamboNumber6: Only in Idaho (Famous Potatoes)
Image 226719   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
594
 
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 tib gubb: tactical folding kitty
Image 226718   01-13-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
732
 
 wolfpk: The one on the left got an extension.
 carpwoman: Such pretty. Much tail.
 tib gubb: prepare for trouble, and make it double
 pawsies: Floof Factor 9, Captain...
Image 226717   01-13-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
461
 
 Passive: Tacky joke
 boozer: Help, I'm A Rock!
 addend: Assist me! I am below a push-pin.
Image 226716   01-13-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
419
 
 nuke em: @sparename Rad for this
 Mr. Butt: On all levels but physical, I am a sentence.
 sparename: I am a frayed knot
 Jorp Lulter: Am I written backwards?
 DarkTeddy: Well fuck
 XLY: sentences require punctuation those are fragments
 Warrax: And your door is a jar.
 Nope: Somehow I've always known.
Image 226715   01-13-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
456
 
 FatTigerWoods: This shouldn't still be culturally relevant
 Side Boob: Having your hands up wont stop cops from shooting you.
 tib gubb: i too, like to make light of endemic street violence
 wooden boy: Meme trimming - it's neither an art nor a science. So why is it so challenging for some? We asked noted meme authority Sheriff Jon Bunnell...
Image 226714   01-13-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
119
 
 tib gubb: what a bunch of beautiful human beings
 moogerator: "They're right outside the stadium ... but a MILLION miles from sanity..."
Image 226713   01-13-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
200
 
 Weather: When it gets dirty I just set my 'Schroomba loose on it.
Image 226712   01-13-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
324
 
 Astanapan: Is the alert admissible evidence if I wasn't made aware that my mattress is smart?
 Hungy Dingus: Smarttress is a great bad portmanteau word
 XLY: I'm glad my college roommate didn't have one of these because he still thinks I never pushed together our beds and used them for fucking on when he was out of town
 addend: Dumbttress(TM) don't care how you handle your business.
 Fuzzpot: (I was concerned that it had something to do with goats. Or ponies)
 georgerino: @Nope Ah. My fears have been allayed.
 Nope: @Robespierre gyroscope
 Stephen Milkmus: @Nope, I mean the technology.
 Nope: @Robespierre I believe its the "If the van is a rocking don't come knocking" principle.
 Warrax: It was me, all along. I broke in to your house and jumped on the bed. I'm sorry.
 toaster: Yeah ... but HOW?
Image 226711   01-13-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
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