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244540  Mr. Shine: The idea of conscious brain surgery utterly terrifies me.

244540  bug: @Scoo Anyway, here's Chewbacca sandwich geyser librarian ovenware.

244539  wolfpk: Mother of the year!

244518  Not A Bot: Rust in peace, 80's rock

244537  White Rice: @Dr Awkward I'm guessing either USB ports, a collection of media card readers (those big ones that predate SD type cards), or the turbo button/switch/key lock.

244522  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot Boo... this isn't a good comment regardless of context.

244533  WannaBee: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.

244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

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2. glenalec
3. lecj07
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9. Not A Bot
10. tib gubb



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max



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Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
buds420 uploaded 244424 (976 points)
Unicorn uploaded 244105 (975 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Supermansbrother: 10790 points
 3. Yurishiro: 7948 points
 4. Scoo: 7721 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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709
 
 wolfpk: The one on the left got an extension.
 carpwoman: Such pretty. Much tail.
 tib gubb: prepare for trouble, and make it double
 pawsies: Floof Factor 9, Captain...
Image 226717   01-13-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
461
 
 Passive: Tacky joke
 boozer: Help, I'm A Rock!
 addend: Assist me! I am below a push-pin.
Image 226716   01-13-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
392
 
 nuke em: @sparename Rad for this
 Mr. Butt: On all levels but physical, I am a sentence.
 sparename: I am a frayed knot
 ignatz: Am I written backwards?
 DarkTeddy: Well fuck
 XLY: sentences require punctuation those are fragments
 Warrax: And your door is a jar.
 Nope: Somehow I've always known.
Image 226715   01-13-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
432
 
 FatTigerWoods: This shouldn't still be culturally relevant
 Side Boob: Having your hands up wont stop cops from shooting you.
 tib gubb: i too, like to make light of endemic street violence
 wooden boy: Meme trimming - it's neither an art nor a science. So why is it so challenging for some? We asked noted meme authority Sheriff Jon Bunnell...
Image 226714   01-13-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
119
 
 tib gubb: what a bunch of beautiful human beings
 moogerator: "They're right outside the stadium ... but a MILLION miles from sanity..."
Image 226713   01-13-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
200
 
 Weather: When it gets dirty I just set my 'Schroomba loose on it.
Image 226712   01-13-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
324
 
 Astanapan: Is the alert admissible evidence if I wasn't made aware that my mattress is smart?
 Felicity: Smarttress is a great bad portmanteau word
 XLY: I'm glad my college roommate didn't have one of these because he still thinks I never pushed together our beds and used them for fucking on when he was out of town
 addend: Dumbttress(TM) don't care how you handle your business.
 Fuzzpot: (I was concerned that it had something to do with goats. Or ponies)
 georgerino: @Nope Ah. My fears have been allayed.
 Nope: @Robespierre gyroscope
 Stephen Milkmus: @Nope, I mean the technology.
 Nope: @Robespierre I believe its the "If the van is a rocking don't come knocking" principle.
 Warrax: It was me, all along. I broke in to your house and jumped on the bed. I'm sorry.
 toaster: Yeah ... but HOW?
Image 226711   01-13-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
661
 
 wolfpk: It's so fluffy!
 addend: ...versus #226692.
 NFLitGirl: Being actively recruited by the Winnipeg Blue Bombers
Image 226710   01-13-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
688
 
 horny horn: Smol kett i'smol.
Image 226709   01-13-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
241
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Silly lady, youre not sharing that wine.
 Teechur: I call this my Cat Lady Cupboard
 Crim Tender: "This is where I stow the good stuff."
 tib gubb: rich people diet
Image 226708   01-13-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
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