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268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug



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E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. poetrysucks: 1415 points
15. beyardo: 1389 points
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Score:
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 nuke em: @sparename Rad for this
 Mr. Butt: On all levels but physical, I am a sentence.
 sparename: I am a frayed knot
 Jorp Lulter: Am I written backwards?
 DarkTeddy: Well fuck
 XLY: sentences require punctuation those are fragments
 Warrax: And your door is a jar.
 Nope: Somehow I've always known.
Image 226715   01-13-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
456
 
 FatTigerWoods: This shouldn't still be culturally relevant
 Side Boob: Having your hands up wont stop cops from shooting you.
 tib gubb: i too, like to make light of endemic street violence
 wooden boy: Meme trimming - it's neither an art nor a science. So why is it so challenging for some? We asked noted meme authority Sheriff Jon Bunnell...
Image 226714   01-13-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
119
 
 tib gubb: what a bunch of beautiful human beings
 moogerator: "They're right outside the stadium ... but a MILLION miles from sanity..."
Image 226713   01-13-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
200
 
 Weather: When it gets dirty I just set my 'Schroomba loose on it.
Image 226712   01-13-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
324
 
 Astanapan: Is the alert admissible evidence if I wasn't made aware that my mattress is smart?
 Hungy Dingus: Smarttress is a great bad portmanteau word
 XLY: I'm glad my college roommate didn't have one of these because he still thinks I never pushed together our beds and used them for fucking on when he was out of town
 addend: Dumbttress(TM) don't care how you handle your business.
 Fuzzpot: (I was concerned that it had something to do with goats. Or ponies)
 georgerino: @Nope Ah. My fears have been allayed.
 Nope: @Robespierre gyroscope
 Stephen Milkmus: @Nope, I mean the technology.
 Nope: @Robespierre I believe its the "If the van is a rocking don't come knocking" principle.
 Warrax: It was me, all along. I broke in to your house and jumped on the bed. I'm sorry.
 toaster: Yeah ... but HOW?
Image 226711   01-13-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
686
 
 wolfpk: It's so fluffy!
 addend: ...versus #226692.
 NFLitGirl: Being actively recruited by the Winnipeg Blue Bombers
Image 226710   01-13-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
688
 
 horny horn: Smol kett i'smol.
Image 226709   01-13-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
241
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Silly lady, youre not sharing that wine.
 Teechur: I call this my Cat Lady Cupboard
 Crim Tender: "This is where I stow the good stuff."
 tib gubb: rich people diet
Image 226708   01-13-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
309
 
 E. HONDA: youtube.com/…
 Rachelina: I admire his hair, chin, and thinness.
 addend: iDropper.
 skunkrocker: Finalizing the lease - he'll be moving in next week.
Image 226707   01-13-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
382
 
 Aaron Spacemuseum: I miss /Andy Richter, P.I./
 dad: To be stupid, you need the capacity for intelligence..
 addend: "This is a mirror You are a written sentence".
 Nope: No, you are thinking of the internet.
 sergeant: Hey, man, is that a URL I detect?
 Ulillillia: Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
 beyardo: Is this poetry? Because I hate poetry.
Image 226706   01-13-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
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