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244535  Mr. Shine: @sparename I'm sold. Count me in.

244540  sparename: "Hey, Doctor.. after the operation will I be able to play guitar?" .. "I don't see why not" .. "Oh, that's great 'cos I couldn't play before"

244540  Mr. Shine: The idea of conscious brain surgery utterly terrifies me.

244540  bug: @Scoo Anyway, here's Chewbacca sandwich geyser librarian ovenware.

244539  wolfpk: Mother of the year!

244518  Not A Bot: Rust in peace, 80's rock

244537  White Rice: @Dr Awkward I'm guessing either USB ports, a collection of media card readers (those big ones that predate SD type cards), or the turbo button/switch/key lock.

244522  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot Boo... this isn't a good comment regardless of context.

244533  WannaBee: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.

244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

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1. Yurishiro
2. glenalec
3. lecj07
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. WannaBee
7. Scoo
8. Dr Awkward
9. Not A Bot
10. tib gubb



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 244320 (1498 points)
fishing uploaded 244344 (1334 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1254 points)
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Prombom uploaded 244018 (1160 points)
Scoo uploaded 244357 (1099 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
buds420 uploaded 244424 (976 points)
Unicorn uploaded 244105 (975 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. WannaBee: 13445 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 10790 points
 3. Yurishiro: 7948 points
 4. Scoo: 7721 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
462
 
 Felicity: Thats why you complete me, cat
 WotGives: Reminds me of that one Weakerthans song
 Yurishiro: No shit
 tib gubb: you sure don't, you arrogant little shit.
 Nope: Well yeah, you are a cat. What responsibilities do you have?
Image 226703   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
508
 
 kate2point0: The Abominable Terrier.
 necronomicon: Your snownauzer is done with its business and wants to come in.
 dobbiesdoogs: heard you were talking shit
Image 226702   01-13-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
459
 
 piranharama: Same
 Felicity: That doesnt seem like too much to ask
 necronomicon: Do not worry, I see some basic bitches in your future.
Image 226701   01-13-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
405
 
 Felicity: It looks like one of those paper-towel ads where actors in puffy onesies represent the fibres of the product
 ignatz: Looks kinda itchy, basic itches..
 tib gubb: kinda looks like gumby. i bet that thing is super-warm, though
 Nope: FINAL BOSS: BECKIE..... FIGHT!
Image 226700   01-13-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
436
 
 dangerkeith3000: hahahaha
Image 226699   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
406
 
 Felicity: Rad for correct use of EVERY DAY instead of the more commonly misused EVERYDAY
 necronomicon: Nice caption for prison orange.
 Nope: Fuck you shirt!
Image 226698   01-13-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
429
 
 Science: I just realized that she has a Dong between her boobs.
 Prostata: "16 candles" cosplay
 a robot: @Butcherboy @dangerkeith3000 Sixteen Candles. MORE awful racial caricaturing than Revenge of the Nerds, but JUST AS awful rapey subplots. Yay for the 80s!
 Butcherboy: Yes. The first one I believe @dangerkeith3000
 dangerkeith3000: Is this Revenge of the Nerds?
Image 226697   01-13-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
274
 
 SpaceCow: The Gang Sabotages Sweet Dees new job.
 addend: "Grandma?"
 Warrax: Which Dee's nuts tho? There are several packages here. Deeze Dee's Nuts, or thos Dee's nuts?
 Nope: Shitty Marketing Ploy #49 - Call your product something vaguely dirty!
Image 226696   01-13-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
568
 
 charlemagne: okay okay you could definitely take on a shark let me go
 tib gubb: that's some dragonball z shit right there
 glowstick: Back off, Yogi - BACK OFF, MAAAAAAN!
 Warrax: PIIIIIIICNIIIIIC BAAAAASKET!
Image 226695   01-13-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
411
 
 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 this is a good one of these
 dangerkeith3000: All the light lines are vertical and all the blue lines are horizontal. This is a great optical illusion.
 goldman sachs: Looks like a fine pattern for boxers OR briefs.
 Annoying Vegan : Classic Victoria
Image 226694   01-13-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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