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272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

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3. Teechur
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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Score:
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 piranharama: Same
 Stoner: That doesnt seem like too much to ask
 necronomicon: Do not worry, I see some basic bitches in your future.
Image 226701   01-13-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
432
 
 weirduncle: It looks like one of those paper-towel ads where actors in puffy onesies represent the fibres of the product
 chunk norris: Looks kinda itchy, basic itches..
 tib gubb: kinda looks like gumby. i bet that thing is super-warm, though
 Nope: FINAL BOSS: BECKIE..... FIGHT!
Image 226700   01-13-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
436
 
 dangerkeith3000: hahahaha
Image 226699   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
406
 
 grandma: Rad for correct use of EVERY DAY instead of the more commonly misused EVERYDAY
 necronomicon: Nice caption for prison orange.
 Nope: Fuck you shirt!
Image 226698   01-13-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
429
 
 Science: I just realized that she has a Dong between her boobs.
 Prostata: "16 candles" cosplay
 a robot: @Butcherboy @dangerkeith3000 Sixteen Candles. MORE awful racial caricaturing than Revenge of the Nerds, but JUST AS awful rapey subplots. Yay for the 80s!
 Butcherboy: Yes. The first one I believe @dangerkeith3000
 dangerkeith3000: Is this Revenge of the Nerds?
Image 226697   01-13-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
274
 
 SpaceCow: The Gang Sabotages Sweet Dees new job.
 addend: "Grandma?"
 Warrax: Which Dee's nuts tho? There are several packages here. Deeze Dee's Nuts, or thos Dee's nuts?
 Nope: Shitty Marketing Ploy #49 - Call your product something vaguely dirty!
Image 226696   01-13-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
568
 
 charlemagne: okay okay you could definitely take on a shark let me go
 tib gubb: that's some dragonball z shit right there
 glowstick: Back off, Yogi - BACK OFF, MAAAAAAN!
 Warrax: PIIIIIIICNIIIIIC BAAAAASKET!
Image 226695   01-13-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
411
 
 aristocat: @dangerkeith3000 this is a good one of these
 dangerkeith3000: All the light lines are vertical and all the blue lines are horizontal. This is a great optical illusion.
 goldman sachs: Looks like a fine pattern for boxers OR briefs.
 Annoying Vegan : Classic Victoria
Image 226694   01-13-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
195
 
 RiderFan: @Prostata Since it wont show an underscore in the youtube link, just look up Elmo and Cookie Monster have some Adult Fun.
 Mr. Shine: @WTF plug it in during your next shower and find out?
 addend: (Buys body wash.)
 WTF: Does it still vibrate like the Tickle Me Elmo?
 Prostata: it's bugger-me elmo
Image 226693   01-13-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
620
 
 Mr Bleak: Borkf! You gonna finish that sandwich, or ...
 wolfpk: Some used a can opener
 tib gubb: new meaning to the term 'friend zone'
 Drunk Orc: "who's a good b-" *dies trampled*
 bag o bones: Hail, hail, the dogs' all here...
 Annoying Vegan : Squad goals!
 Nope: I would pet all them doggos
 Urn BooUrn: You've come to the right neighborhood, mother-friended.
Image 226692   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shark
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