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258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

258748  Passive: He just wants an elephant pop, it's his birthday, come on, please?

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258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258568 VoR: Super glue

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy



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Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (750 points)
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10. uncannie: 1544 points
11. potato: 1497 points
12. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
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Score:
568
 
 charlemagne: okay okay you could definitely take on a shark let me go
 tib gubb: that's some dragonball z shit right there
 glowstick: Back off, Yogi - BACK OFF, MAAAAAAN!
 Warrax: PIIIIIIICNIIIIIC BAAAAASKET!
Image 226695   01-13-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
411
 
 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 this is a good one of these
 dangerkeith3000: All the light lines are vertical and all the blue lines are horizontal. This is a great optical illusion.
 goldman sachs: Looks like a fine pattern for boxers OR briefs.
 Annoying Vegan : Classic Victoria
Image 226694   01-13-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
195
 
 RiderFan: @Prostata Since it wont show an underscore in the youtube link, just look up Elmo and Cookie Monster have some Adult Fun.
 Mr. Shine: @WTF plug it in during your next shower and find out?
 addend: (Buys body wash.)
 WTF: Does it still vibrate like the Tickle Me Elmo?
 Prostata: it's bugger-me elmo
Image 226693   01-13-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
620
 
 Mr Bleak: Borkf! You gonna finish that sandwich, or ...
 wolfpk: Some used a can opener
 tib gubb: new meaning to the term 'friend zone'
 Drunk Orc: "who's a good b-" *dies trampled*
 bag o bones: Hail, hail, the dogs' all here...
 Annoying Vegan : Squad goals!
 Nope: I would pet all them doggos
 Urn BooUrn: You've come to the right neighborhood, mother-friended.
Image 226692   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
265
 
 Not A Bot: "Body" Wand... Seems legit.
 Fullhouse: Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town...
Image 226691   01-13-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
295
 
 Mr. Shine: As a retail worker, I want to force the owner to eat whatever is left on the floor.
 dangerkeith3000: When you gotta go you gotta go
 Not A Bot: This fish has a strong odor
Image 226690   01-13-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
431
 
 Not A Bot: Nicholas Cage's worst nightmare
Image 226689   01-13-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
146
 
 dangerkeith3000: Where's my Bitchat?
 Bacon Train: BITCH WHAT!?
Image 226688   01-13-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
421
 
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 I lichen it to some other sort of vegetation.
 dangerkeith3000: It's amazing how the trees are growing sideways.
Image 226687   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
302
 
 Mr Bleak: OK ... now who wants to open one? FFFFOOOSH!
 Wolfy21: @charlemagne - throw me the Pepsi, I'll throw you the whip.
 Mr. Shine: Good one.
 charlemagne: I'll never make it across, through me a rope
 sparename: "There's got to be a 'Lakynn' in here, somewhere"
 tib gubb: uh... he did it.
 PlzPlzMe: Can not
 BavidDowie: Someone's got a bit of a coke problem
 a robot: "Well, I quit."
Image 226686   01-13-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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