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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258520 addend: "Ready, aim, ..."

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258270 berlin: me too

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258310 Passive: New Resident Evil looking good!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!



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Score:
506
 
 addend: Was wildly inaccurate at 05:46.
 Minnesotan: and did the high school dropouts believe him?
Image 226643   01-13-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
253
 
 Teechur: Charlie Bucket? Well, if you use the Wonkavator, probably pretty far.
 Not A Bot: Bottom right: Profile picture.
Image 226642   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
611
 
 east bay: Jaredvogel
 gggina: I'll take 4 and 20, thanks.
 fanny: @Teechur hey! quit robin all the good bird puns!
 Not A Bot: What the hell is on the bed? Is that what he's freaking out over?
 Teechur: Owl just see myself out.....
 Teechur: Maybe I'll just get the soup with grackles.
 Teechur: I'll have the Oriole cookies for dessert.
 Teechur: I've eaten so much, I don't think my pelican hold any more!
 Teechur: Hey! There's a heron my sandwich!
 Teechur: I wonder if they serve beakfast sandwiches there.
 Teechur: @Teechur Or just one if he's ravenously hungry.
 Teechur: That sandwich is so big, toucan share it.
 Teechur: Talk about eating crow....
 Aufziehvogel: Oh yisss
 Ulillillia: Cats love it
 dobbiesdoogs: i prefer my bird sandwiches to be a little less feathery
Image 226641   01-13-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
653
 
 DarkTeddy: Finally aggor is restored to its pupper greatness
Image 226640   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
266
 
 Kaviri: Hes a big fan of using the internet.
 MasterTwig: They say you shouldn't judge someone for how they're dressed. I think this image proves otherwise.
 BavidDowie: @charlemagne you would know
 Side Boob: ...and we were doing so well :(
 charlemagne: western civilisation peaked a while ago, didn't it
 Mr. Shine: We literally bought the T-shirt of this for my nephew at Christmas.
 square44: Any reaction you may have is already part of the outfit. It's genius.
 Ulillillia: nono
Image 226639   01-13-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
561
 
 BavidDowie: We call him Diamond Dog
 Derp Herpigan: Rad for heterochromia.
Image 226638   01-13-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
428
 
 Passive: "Blanche, Blanche!"
 shwoarty: Say it again @ignatz
 dobbiesdoogs: now remove the bathroom door
 ignatz: Active Pooper
Image 226637   01-13-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
527
 
 Teechur: A little putty and paint makes me the carpenter I ain't.
 Not A Bot: ...mathmatics, engenering, anatomy, flight, ect. and that's just the blue one.
 Side Boob: KITTEN PILE!
 Ulillillia: @Nope It can't even cat.
 Nope: Hey, your cant printer ran out of ink
Image 226636   01-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
474
 
 phailsauce: Her eyesight is so good she has to wear shades
 Kaviri: Bugs Bunny is into some nasty shit.
 Teechur: I heard you like carrots.
 charlemagne: @mexican we used to keep a washing machine out in the front garden. it was there local style
 tib gubb: I hope you like carrots!
 Side Boob: I wonder if she knows the muffin man
 mexican: Sure, let's have a bathtub in the garden. Why the fuck not?
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 Scoo: Mmm... carrot-ginger tea
Image 226635   01-13-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
240
 
 savvoy: No, look closer. It's spiders. Rainbow-colored jumping spiders, all the way down.
Image 226634   01-13-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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