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273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

273282  Munkybut: The beauty of America

273300  Munkybut: Women be shoppin, amiright?

273187  Sthenolaidas: I had to rad something stupid so I'd have a bad vote for this image.

273293  Nope: Gotta work on the kegels first

273267  lecj07: From an alternate reality where Hillary won.

273300  Nope: Not with a debit card

273273  lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a cat wedding

273265  DrinkMixMan: Un don't want none unless you got buns hun

273299  namaste: Snail acid trip

273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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Score:
561
 
 BavidDowie: We call him Diamond Dog
 Derp Herpigan: Rad for heterochromia.
Image 226638   01-13-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
428
 
 Passive: "Blanche, Blanche!"
 shwoarty: Say it again @ignatz
 dobbiesdoogs: now remove the bathroom door
 PornoPedler: Active Pooper
Image 226637   01-13-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
549
 
 Teechur: A little putty and paint makes me the carpenter I ain't.
 Not A Bot: ...mathmatics, engenering, anatomy, flight, ect. and that's just the blue one.
 Side Boob: KITTEN PILE!
 Ulillillia: @Nope It can't even cat.
 Nope: Hey, your cant printer ran out of ink
Image 226636   01-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
474
 
 phailsauce: Her eyesight is so good she has to wear shades
 Kaviri: Bugs Bunny is into some nasty shit.
 Teechur: I heard you like carrots.
 charlemagne: @mexican we used to keep a washing machine out in the front garden. it was there local style
 tib gubb: I hope you like carrots!
 Side Boob: I wonder if she knows the muffin man
 mexican: Sure, let's have a bathtub in the garden. Why the fuck not?
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 Scoo: Mmm... carrot-ginger tea
Image 226635   01-13-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
240
 
 savvoy: No, look closer. It's spiders. Rainbow-colored jumping spiders, all the way down.
Image 226634   01-13-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
768
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 226633   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
238
 
 rory: @glenalec @glenalec I think.
 macrocosm: @VeeKay - As an absolute, or compared to the designers of women's clothing?
 zoe: So much awkward discomfort in one picture..
 Cheesecake: The Goon Squad, eh? And I had a suit pretty much like that - in the '80s. What goes around...
 arctic fox: Exactly my facial expression would be if she walked past me dressed like that. "Am I really a misogynist? Am I? Am I?"
 Teechur: Lint rollers are cheap, dude.
Image 226632   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
631
 
 Teechur: Awww... do you need a banned-aid for that burn?
 usernamee: Behold ... THE PROPHET.
Image 226631   01-13-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
360
 
 Teechur: This chills the tree.
Image 226630   01-13-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
808
 
 BavidDowie: Sticky bomb
 Teechur: I found your baggie of catnip.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Stop putting atrophine drops in your cat's eyes!
Image 226629   01-13-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
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