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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
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228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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11. majorchamp: 1975 points
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Score:
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 Teechur: A little putty and paint makes me the carpenter I ain't.
 Not A Bot: ...mathmatics, engenering, anatomy, flight, ect. and that's just the blue one.
 Side Boob: KITTEN PILE!
 Ulillillia: @Nope It can't even cat.
 Nope: Hey, your cant printer ran out of ink
Image 226636   01-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
474
 
 Felicity: Her eyesight is so good she has to wear shades
 Kaviri: Bugs Bunny is into some nasty shit.
 Teechur: I heard you like carrots.
 charlemagne: @mexican we used to keep a washing machine out in the front garden. it was there local style
 tib gubb: I hope you like carrots!
 Side Boob: I wonder if she knows the muffin man
 mexican: Sure, let's have a bathtub in the garden. Why the fuck not?
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 Scoo: Mmm... carrot-ginger tea
Image 226635   01-13-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
240
 
 savvoy: No, look closer. It's spiders. Rainbow-colored jumping spiders, all the way down.
Image 226634   01-13-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
718
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 226633   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
238
 
 VeeKay: @glenalec @glenalec I think.
 glenalec: @VeeKay - As an absolute, or compared to the designers of women's clothing?
 ignatz: So much awkward discomfort in one picture..
 Robespierre: The Goon Squad, eh? And I had a suit pretty much like that - in the '80s. What goes around...
 VeeKay: Exactly my facial expression would be if she walked past me dressed like that. "Am I really a misogynist? Am I? Am I?"
 Teechur: Lint rollers are cheap, dude.
Image 226632   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
631
 
 Teechur: Awww... do you need a banned-aid for that burn?
 Robespierre: Behold ... THE PROPHET.
Image 226631   01-13-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
338
 
 Teechur: This chills the tree.
Image 226630   01-13-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
781
 
 BavidDowie: Sticky bomb
 Teechur: I found your baggie of catnip.
 VeeKay: Stop putting atrophine drops in your cat's eyes!
Image 226629   01-13-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
321
 
 VeeKay: Flowers are fragile and ephemeral...Even if you meant to protect them with a surrounding fence from wind and rain, they would die without sunlight...and a spindly fence has no power against a strong wind.
 Robespierre: They certainly are.
Image 226628   01-13-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
292
 
 mwoody: @MasterTwig It's a linear increase. 1, 2, 3, 4; not 1, 2, 4, 8. The example needed one more data point
 Kaviri: The challenge is doing the math.
 MasterTwig: @Whatever That would result in a total of more pennies than there are atoms in the universe.
 Felicity: @Teechur We stopped using fuses :-)
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Do the Canadian ones not say, "In God We Trust" on them?
 Ulillillia: @Teechur Imported US pennies.
 mwoody: @WTF Thank you for doing that math so I didn't have to.
 Teechur: @Felicity How do you fix blown fuses then?
 when so: Gonna need a bigger jar
 Felicity: Canada stopped using the penny
 Teechur: It's a metric year, obviously.
 Robespierre: Better git'cherself a carboy, @Whatever.
 WTF: There are 183 total people though.
 Whatever: @Robespierre its a challenge to put in a penny on day 1, two pennies on day 2 , etc to the end of the year
 VeeKay: Murca!
 Robespierre: Now that's what I call maths.
Image 226627   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
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