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227615  jazzjunkie: This poor dog always looks confused that someone posted his pic again

227787  Dr Awkward: Finally, they made a unicycle lane on the moving walkway.

227730  Felicity: V for Venti

227778  Teechur: @Teechur dik dik (*maniacal cackling)

227778  Teechur: @Dr Awkward And I suppose you're going to tell us that's actually a dik dik, too. I just wanted to type "dik dik"

227790  Hokie333: WE WIN. (#227760)

227778  funny in the wall: that's a chimp

227631  jazzjunkie: @Skaalar No! Khajiit is innocent of this crime.

227790  Shay: Incoming PETA disruption in 5...4...3...

227733  Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 Agreed! I radded it just for that

227783  Teechur: I would not like a baked pinata.

227736  Felicity: I wonder if thats a 1970s carpet pattern

227737  Felicity: They all seem equally happy for once. Rad

227786  Teechur: This telescope shows that something wicked this way comes.

227662  jazzjunkie: @Yurishiro Destroyed again 2008

227667  jazzjunkie: Sounds like something from the "nihilist Arby's" Twitter account.

227660  jochenau: Linguistics is the science of discovering patterns and rules we have zero conscious awareness of, yet use and manipulate effortlessly every day as we communicate.

227731  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227674  jazzjunkie: Having life figured out is overrated.

227684  jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

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3. Yurishiro
4. Ulillillia
5. dangerkeith3000
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227624 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.

227726 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227720 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227684 jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules



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 Felicity: Her eyesight is so good she has to wear shades
 Kaviri: Bugs Bunny is into some nasty shit.
 Teechur: I heard you like carrots.
 charlemagne: @mexican we used to keep a washing machine out in the front garden. it was there local style
 tib gubb: I hope you like carrots!
 Side Boob: I wonder if she knows the muffin man
 mexican: Sure, let's have a bathtub in the garden. Why the fuck not?
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 Scoo: Mmm... carrot-ginger tea
Image 226635   01-13-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
240
 
 savvoy: No, look closer. It's spiders. Rainbow-colored jumping spiders, all the way down.
Image 226634   01-13-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
718
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 226633   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
238
 
 VeeKay: @glenalec @glenalec I think.
 glenalec: @VeeKay - As an absolute, or compared to the designers of women's clothing?
 ignatz: So much awkward discomfort in one picture..
 Robespierre: The Goon Squad, eh? And I had a suit pretty much like that - in the '80s. What goes around...
 VeeKay: Exactly my facial expression would be if she walked past me dressed like that. "Am I really a misogynist? Am I? Am I?"
 Teechur: Lint rollers are cheap, dude.
Image 226632   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
631
 
 Teechur: Awww... do you need a banned-aid for that burn?
 Robespierre: Behold ... THE PROPHET.
Image 226631   01-13-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
338
 
 Teechur: This chills the tree.
Image 226630   01-13-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
781
 
 BavidDowie: Sticky bomb
 Teechur: I found your baggie of catnip.
 VeeKay: Stop putting atrophine drops in your cat's eyes!
Image 226629   01-13-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
321
 
 VeeKay: Flowers are fragile and ephemeral...Even if you meant to protect them with a surrounding fence from wind and rain, they would die without sunlight...and a spindly fence has no power against a strong wind.
 Robespierre: They certainly are.
Image 226628   01-13-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
292
 
 mwoody: @MasterTwig It's a linear increase. 1, 2, 3, 4; not 1, 2, 4, 8. The example needed one more data point
 Kaviri: The challenge is doing the math.
 MasterTwig: @Whatever That would result in a total of more pennies than there are atoms in the universe.
 Felicity: @Teechur We stopped using fuses :-)
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Do the Canadian ones not say, "In God We Trust" on them?
 Ulillillia: @Teechur Imported US pennies.
 mwoody: @WTF Thank you for doing that math so I didn't have to.
 Teechur: @Felicity How do you fix blown fuses then?
 when so: Gonna need a bigger jar
 Felicity: Canada stopped using the penny
 Teechur: It's a metric year, obviously.
 Robespierre: Better git'cherself a carboy, @Whatever.
 WTF: There are 183 total people though.
 Whatever: @Robespierre its a challenge to put in a penny on day 1, two pennies on day 2 , etc to the end of the year
 VeeKay: Murca!
 Robespierre: Now that's what I call maths.
Image 226627   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
322
 
 Teechur: I have no problem with the thoughts disappearing. They don't even need to complete a line. Just POOF! They're gon....SQUIRREL!
 WTF: So this is why a hear "Music A" in my head all day long!
Image 226626   01-13-18   Uploaded by    waffles
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