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272628  Mr Bleak: Who crowned him?

272893  Passive: The year is 3022, EA has acquired every video game license and shut down every studio.

272941  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272940  Double-Munched Tacotito: Is that Sid?

272928  Passive: I'll take it

272928  addend: (Adds "broken window", "slashed tires", and "busted headlight".)

272931  Knice: Where at least I know I wheeze.

272726  addend: But does he have good hair?

272730  addend: "I asked for a /flashlight/ to use at night -- ehh, never mind."

272732  addend: Maybe sandwich it with iceberg lettuce.

272917  johnnyc: History's memory has gotten a lot less fuzzy with the advent of the internet and data redundancy.

272737  addend: You can fit 2 cars instead of 1, but their bumpers will touch.

272929  Psymon: Hang on, let me just check in my hawkpack

272767  addend: @E. HONDA (Drinks. Passes out again.)

272893  wolfpk: They aren't that obvious. They do it digitally so you don't realize how much you are spending.

272909  wolfpk: Our "secret ingredient"

272910  wolfpk: The pillow got bigger

272928  wolfpk: Is now considered an anti-theft device.

272933  Peter Pantsless: The Aibo prototype was a little rough around the edges

272938  CrookedCop: Mr. Bark, I dont feel so good.

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (817 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (805 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (751 points)
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 8. NoOneImportant: 1984 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1696 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1440 points
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14. bbbrandon: 1391 points
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Score:
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 Teechur: This chills the tree.
Image 226630   01-13-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
808
 
 BavidDowie: Sticky bomb
 Teechur: I found your baggie of catnip.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Stop putting atrophine drops in your cat's eyes!
Image 226629   01-13-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
321
 
 No Penguins Allowed: Flowers are fragile and ephemeral...Even if you meant to protect them with a surrounding fence from wind and rain, they would die without sunlight...and a spindly fence has no power against a strong wind.
 windows96: They certainly are.
Image 226628   01-13-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
292
 
 mwoody: @MasterTwig It's a linear increase. 1, 2, 3, 4; not 1, 2, 4, 8. The example needed one more data point
 Kaviri: The challenge is doing the math.
 MasterTwig: @Whatever That would result in a total of more pennies than there are atoms in the universe.
 Brain Thoughts: @Teechur We stopped using fuses :-)
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Do the Canadian ones not say, "In God We Trust" on them?
 Ulillillia: @Teechur Imported US pennies.
 mwoody: @WTF Thank you for doing that math so I didn't have to.
 Teechur: @Felicity How do you fix blown fuses then?
 when so: Gonna need a bigger jar
 edvard: Canada stopped using the penny
 Teechur: It's a metric year, obviously.
 Teh Simpson: Better git'cherself a carboy, @Whatever.
 WTF: There are 183 total people though.
 Whatever: @Robespierre its a challenge to put in a penny on day 1, two pennies on day 2 , etc to the end of the year
 tane: Murca!
 eurotrash: Now that's what I call maths.
Image 226627   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
322
 
 Teechur: I have no problem with the thoughts disappearing. They don't even need to complete a line. Just POOF! They're gon....SQUIRREL!
 WTF: So this is why a hear "Music A" in my head all day long!
Image 226626   01-13-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
573
 
 Teechur: How is there a shadow all the way around that jewelry box?
 Not A Bot: Darth Refinnej. Behold, the galaxy quakes in fear. =/
 PygmyGremlin: "For ME!?! OH MY GOD!!! What flavour is it?"
Image 226625   01-13-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
536
 
 Annoying Vegan : Does your girlfriend have a parasitic twin?
 Teechur: And that's why it's called a ponytail.
 space: Do you want Minotaurs? Because this is got you get fucking Minotaurs! Damn it Pasiphae!
 Whatever: Reduce reuse recycle
 PlzPlzMe: Is she?
Image 226624   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
662
 
 Lemon Rage: Supercat, powerful enough to stop a speeding car!
 tib gubb: I'll be fine. just gimme a minute...
 saluted: I doan feel so gud...
Image 226623   01-13-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
730
 
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Image 226622   01-13-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
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 angry: i lolled irl at this @mexican
 mexican: @square44 Every primary school should be named John Brown Elementary.
 square44: John Brown Elementary
 Teechur: Periodic Table of the Elementary.
 Derp Herpigan: Dear Watson, It's Elementary
 robocop: Mutant Ninja Elementary
Image 226621   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
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