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227684  jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

227716  jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?

227744  Felicity: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo

227745  Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)

227679  jochenau: @Mr. Shine I did Google Juliana Wetmore. It seems that her condition was surprising to both the parents and the doctors, indicating that the parents don't have the condition, so you can't say they shouldn't have tried to have children. So...should she have been immediately euthanized upon discovery? She does require medical intervention for eating and breathing but she's far from a vegetable, can hear and communicate, and generally doesn't seem to feel she's been treated cruelly.

227747  Felicity: I beg your what?

227747  Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology

227784  antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."

227758  jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.

227761  Not A Bot: Best self prostate exam ever.

227783  Ulillillia: That has to be intentional.

227748  Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227750  Felicity: Also, Jimmy makes a very good-looking woman, when you see him in the completed look!

227770  jazzjunkie: @Mr. Butt I concur.

227750  Felicity: This is not the only time Jimmy did this. The Transgender Fiction Archive has the complete set, and when you see it all in one place it really gives you the impression that to Jimmy this is more than just a way to get stories

227777  jazzjunkie: They learn best in a state of lucid dreaming, perhaps?

227786  sparenamelaptopdied: "Your future shows you having been eaten by owls"

227755  Felicity: Im going to say their names are...Jon, Eric, and Jack

227779  Peter Pantsless: SPRARRTS!

227760  Felicity: Every time they issue new Canadian money, they update her portrait. Its an ongoing reminder of the fragility of human existence

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227726 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227689 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!

227624 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.

227708 VeeKay: Emigrate to Australia.

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227731 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.



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 mwoody: @MasterTwig It's a linear increase. 1, 2, 3, 4; not 1, 2, 4, 8. The example needed one more data point
 Kaviri: The challenge is doing the math.
 MasterTwig: @Whatever That would result in a total of more pennies than there are atoms in the universe.
 Felicity: @Teechur We stopped using fuses :-)
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Do the Canadian ones not say, "In God We Trust" on them?
 Ulillillia: @Teechur Imported US pennies.
 mwoody: @WTF Thank you for doing that math so I didn't have to.
 Teechur: @Felicity How do you fix blown fuses then?
 when so: Gonna need a bigger jar
 Felicity: Canada stopped using the penny
 Teechur: It's a metric year, obviously.
 Robespierre: Better git'cherself a carboy, @Whatever.
 WTF: There are 183 total people though.
 Whatever: @Robespierre its a challenge to put in a penny on day 1, two pennies on day 2 , etc to the end of the year
 VeeKay: Murca!
 Robespierre: Now that's what I call maths.
Image 226627   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
322
 
 Teechur: I have no problem with the thoughts disappearing. They don't even need to complete a line. Just POOF! They're gon....SQUIRREL!
 WTF: So this is why a hear "Music A" in my head all day long!
Image 226626   01-13-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
521
 
 Teechur: How is there a shadow all the way around that jewelry box?
 Not A Bot: Darth Refinnej. Behold, the galaxy quakes in fear. =/
 Robespierre: "For ME!?! OH MY GOD!!! What flavour is it?"
Image 226625   01-13-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
509
 
 Annoying Vegan : Does your girlfriend have a parasitic twin?
 Teechur: And that's why it's called a ponytail.
 VeeKay: Do you want Minotaurs? Because this is got you get fucking Minotaurs! Damn it Pasiphae!
 Whatever: Reduce reuse recycle
 VeeKay: Is she?
Image 226624   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
639
 
 Felicity: Supercat, powerful enough to stop a speeding car!
 tib gubb: I'll be fine. just gimme a minute...
 Robespierre: I doan feel so gud...
Image 226623   01-13-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
730
 
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Image 226622   01-13-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
350
 
 angry: i lolled irl at this @mexican
 mexican: @square44 Every primary school should be named John Brown Elementary.
 square44: John Brown Elementary
 Teechur: Periodic Table of the Elementary.
 Derp Herpigan: Dear Watson, It's Elementary
 Robespierre: Mutant Ninja Elementary
Image 226621   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
599
 
 itskando: Read your first 2018 news article, I see?
 Whatever: Dang it, stop posting pictures of me on New Years Eve!
 VeeKay: My dream: to be frozen for a thousand years.
Image 226620   01-13-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
653
 
 Amy Housewine: @dobbiesdoogs Thank you. I enjoyed that a lot.
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
 Robespierre: Moistness...
 a robot: Toucans are very rad
Image 226619   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
452
 
 VoR: Butterface
 Felicity: She could have gone a more tactful route and say, Not you, the other sexy boy
Image 226618   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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