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273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

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273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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 mwoody: @MasterTwig It's a linear increase. 1, 2, 3, 4; not 1, 2, 4, 8. The example needed one more data point
 Kaviri: The challenge is doing the math.
 MasterTwig: @Whatever That would result in a total of more pennies than there are atoms in the universe.
 Brain Thoughts: @Teechur We stopped using fuses :-)
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Do the Canadian ones not say, "In God We Trust" on them?
 Ulillillia: @Teechur Imported US pennies.
 mwoody: @WTF Thank you for doing that math so I didn't have to.
 Teechur: @Felicity How do you fix blown fuses then?
 when so: Gonna need a bigger jar
 edvard: Canada stopped using the penny
 Teechur: It's a metric year, obviously.
 Teh Simpson: Better git'cherself a carboy, @Whatever.
 WTF: There are 183 total people though.
 Whatever: @Robespierre its a challenge to put in a penny on day 1, two pennies on day 2 , etc to the end of the year
 tane: Murca!
 eurotrash: Now that's what I call maths.
Image 226627   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
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 Teechur: I have no problem with the thoughts disappearing. They don't even need to complete a line. Just POOF! They're gon....SQUIRREL!
 WTF: So this is why a hear "Music A" in my head all day long!
Image 226626   01-13-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
573
 
 Teechur: How is there a shadow all the way around that jewelry box?
 Not A Bot: Darth Refinnej. Behold, the galaxy quakes in fear. =/
 PygmyGremlin: "For ME!?! OH MY GOD!!! What flavour is it?"
Image 226625   01-13-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
536
 
 Annoying Vegan : Does your girlfriend have a parasitic twin?
 Teechur: And that's why it's called a ponytail.
 space: Do you want Minotaurs? Because this is got you get fucking Minotaurs! Damn it Pasiphae!
 Whatever: Reduce reuse recycle
 PlzPlzMe: Is she?
Image 226624   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
662
 
 Lemon Rage: Supercat, powerful enough to stop a speeding car!
 tib gubb: I'll be fine. just gimme a minute...
 saluted: I doan feel so gud...
Image 226623   01-13-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
730
 
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Image 226622   01-13-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
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 angry: i lolled irl at this @mexican
 mexican: @square44 Every primary school should be named John Brown Elementary.
 square44: John Brown Elementary
 Teechur: Periodic Table of the Elementary.
 Derp Herpigan: Dear Watson, It's Elementary
 robocop: Mutant Ninja Elementary
Image 226621   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
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 itskando: Read your first 2018 news article, I see?
 Whatever: Dang it, stop posting pictures of me on New Years Eve!
 discodisco: My dream: to be frozen for a thousand years.
Image 226620   01-13-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: @dobbiesdoogs Thank you. I enjoyed that a lot.
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
 CompletelyJoking: Moistness...
 a robot: Toucans are very rad
Image 226619   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
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 effzeeceekay: Butterface
 Stoner: She could have gone a more tactful route and say, Not you, the other sexy boy
Image 226618   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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