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244540  Mr. Shine: The idea of conscious brain surgery utterly terrifies me.

244540  bug: @Scoo Anyway, here's Chewbacca sandwich geyser librarian ovenware.

244539  wolfpk: Mother of the year!

244518  Not A Bot: Rust in peace, 80's rock

244537  White Rice: @Dr Awkward I'm guessing either USB ports, a collection of media card readers (those big ones that predate SD type cards), or the turbo button/switch/key lock.

244522  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot Boo... this isn't a good comment regardless of context.

244533  WannaBee: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.

244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

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1. Yurishiro
2. glenalec
3. lecj07
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. WannaBee
7. Scoo
8. Dr Awkward
9. Not A Bot
10. tib gubb



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max



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fishing uploaded 244344 (1334 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1254 points)
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Prombom uploaded 244018 (1160 points)
Scoo uploaded 244357 (1099 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
buds420 uploaded 244424 (976 points)
Unicorn uploaded 244105 (975 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Supermansbrother: 10790 points
 3. Yurishiro: 7948 points
 4. Scoo: 7721 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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 mwoody: @MasterTwig It's a linear increase. 1, 2, 3, 4; not 1, 2, 4, 8. The example needed one more data point
 Kaviri: The challenge is doing the math.
 MasterTwig: @Whatever That would result in a total of more pennies than there are atoms in the universe.
 Felicity: @Teechur We stopped using fuses :-)
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Do the Canadian ones not say, "In God We Trust" on them?
 Ulillillia: @Teechur Imported US pennies.
 mwoody: @WTF Thank you for doing that math so I didn't have to.
 Teechur: @Felicity How do you fix blown fuses then?
 when so: Gonna need a bigger jar
 Felicity: Canada stopped using the penny
 Teechur: It's a metric year, obviously.
 Teh Simpson: Better git'cherself a carboy, @Whatever.
 WTF: There are 183 total people though.
 Whatever: @Robespierre its a challenge to put in a penny on day 1, two pennies on day 2 , etc to the end of the year
 VeeKay: Murca!
 eurotrash: Now that's what I call maths.
Image 226627   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
322
 
 Teechur: I have no problem with the thoughts disappearing. They don't even need to complete a line. Just POOF! They're gon....SQUIRREL!
 WTF: So this is why a hear "Music A" in my head all day long!
Image 226626   01-13-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
550
 
 Teechur: How is there a shadow all the way around that jewelry box?
 Not A Bot: Darth Refinnej. Behold, the galaxy quakes in fear. =/
 PygmyGremlin: "For ME!?! OH MY GOD!!! What flavour is it?"
Image 226625   01-13-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
509
 
 Annoying Vegan : Does your girlfriend have a parasitic twin?
 Teechur: And that's why it's called a ponytail.
 VeeKay: Do you want Minotaurs? Because this is got you get fucking Minotaurs! Damn it Pasiphae!
 Whatever: Reduce reuse recycle
 VeeKay: Is she?
Image 226624   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
639
 
 Felicity: Supercat, powerful enough to stop a speeding car!
 tib gubb: I'll be fine. just gimme a minute...
 saluted: I doan feel so gud...
Image 226623   01-13-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
730
 
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Image 226622   01-13-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
350
 
 angry: i lolled irl at this @mexican
 mexican: @square44 Every primary school should be named John Brown Elementary.
 square44: John Brown Elementary
 Teechur: Periodic Table of the Elementary.
 Derp Herpigan: Dear Watson, It's Elementary
 robocop: Mutant Ninja Elementary
Image 226621   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
599
 
 itskando: Read your first 2018 news article, I see?
 Whatever: Dang it, stop posting pictures of me on New Years Eve!
 VeeKay: My dream: to be frozen for a thousand years.
Image 226620   01-13-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
653
 
 Amy Housewine: @dobbiesdoogs Thank you. I enjoyed that a lot.
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
 CompletelyJoking: Moistness...
 a robot: Toucans are very rad
Image 226619   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
452
 
 VoR: Butterface
 Felicity: She could have gone a more tactful route and say, Not you, the other sexy boy
Image 226618   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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