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228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

228191  dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse

228218  duckfarts: @Mad Collager probably already in use in the UK

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3. Felicity
4. VeeKay
5. Dr Awkward
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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.



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adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (947 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (928 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
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namename uploaded 227742 (885 points)
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10. saluted: 1979 points
11. nanananana: 1766 points
12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
13. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
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15. zip file: 1741 points
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 Science: Plants still burn, even if there is snow on the ground. Snow can imply a "dry" climate too.
 Jabberwikket: Never discount the possibility of jackasses using gasoline, rather than shoveling snow
Image 226603   01-13-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
508
 
 Robespierre: "So, Dr Zhivago, we meet again."
 Urn BooUrn: Cat in hat.
 Mad Collager: @when so Ushancat?
 when so: an ushanka cat
Image 226602   01-13-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
836
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Alexa, order Husky puppy assortment.
 BavidDowie: Got a new box for my subwoofers
 Passive: Box Size: Husky
 mwoody: Huskies look like White Walkers.
 Whatever: Dont you hate it when someone breaks up a six pack?
 Urn BooUrn: Box of love
 Teechur: Box of Borkfs
 Prostata: "hello... amazon... this is not what I ordered but I'm KEEPING IT!!!"
 Butcherboy: Well close anyways
 Butcherboy: One for each Stark
Image 226601   01-13-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
711
 
 Science: Open Firefox in a new tab?
 Jabberwikket: Close some of your Firefox tabs to continue
 Mad Collager: Fennec fox with F-f-f-fennec fox.
 Sadbot: @Himesama Foxears and it's evolved form, Ffffoxears
 Himesama: What kind of Pokemon is that?
 Prostata: this is just too adorable for words
 Robespierre: That's one fennec-y lot, right there.
Image 226600   01-13-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
278
 
 Ulillillia: A fly landed on his nose
 Robespierre: The ears of annoyance in full flattened pivot - whad'ja do, hoomin?
Image 226599   01-13-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
151
 
 glenalec: An interesting way to fake hair on your bald patch!
 RiderFan: Laaaaaaaadies.
 square44: @ignatz neither real nor phantom
 OldKentuckyShark: Snoke loved his Copenhagen... explains his holy cheek
 El hefe: The grafts are looking good Freddie
 Aufziehvogel: Papa?
 ignatz: Star Wars villains completely lack any sense of menace..
Image 226598   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
485
 
 Not A Bot: Their faces and ears are actually really different
 Mad Collager: Cubunny
Image 226597   01-13-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
322
 
 Mad Collager: Well, I guess you wouldn't see this sign outside the White House for awhile.
 Yurishiro: Plot twist: the company hiring is Microsoft
 VeeKay: Every working experience of every human is working for a clown, even when self employed.
Image 226596   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
244
 
 VeeKay: Katy Perry circa 2012 before she got good.
 Yurishiro: There's a gorgeous sexy creature... and a girl. I don't know her name.
 Robespierre: Her eyes are so fed up with that phony smile that they're just about to fly away.
Image 226595   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
460
 
 Felicity: [sinister voice] Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
 Side Boob: Deal?
 bug: Well, what else are they for?
 VoR: CoCo loco
 Teechur: Is this a trade or a marital aid?
 Yurishiro: They called me a horny moron down at the beach but I knew it!
 Robespierre: There Will Always Be An England.
Image 226594   01-13-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
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