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258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

258537  raditzu: @Teechur or a bigger dick

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2. Mr. Shine
3. dangerkeith3000
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258310 Passive: New Resident Evil looking good!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258520 addend: "Ready, aim, ..."

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258270 berlin: me too



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Score:
641
 
 trelyate: and that's why the Loch Ness Monster hasn't been seen in centuries.
 Morn Bumbies: Green Milk! With half the calories of blue Milk!!
 White Rice: In this universe...you can milk ANYTHING.
Image 226591   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
357
 
 Mad Collager: Be sure and show up wearing Lady Gaga's dress.
 Mad Collager: Serve dinner in meatloafers!
 illBilliam: No thanks I like to eat my turkey out of brown shoes.
 Callahan: This set shoos away your guests.
 ignatz: get a nice pair o one's an two's on yer plates o meat me ol china
Image 226590   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
669
 
 a robot: @SimonSaysGarfunkel How dare you disgrace the gentle and intelligent orangutans with a comparison to some ignorant shithead
 WTF: Between the two, I'd vote for the Dog. The Dog peeing on Theresa May's rug or humping Angela Merkel's leg would still be less embarrassing.
 phil: "Actually, ... no."
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: How dare OP disgrace this dog with a orangutans quote.
 Aufziehvogel: And last but not least I have great hair!
 Booty Kicker: You followed me for the Last time!
Image 226589   01-13-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
727
 
 BavidDowie: Your sign will change zero of those minds, so thanks for preaching to the choir I guess
 westerner: @Yurishiro Except on a sign. However, she should have capitalised Is and not capitalised A
 VeeKay: Minus one point for failing to use the word 'sufficiently' between a and valid.
 Derp Herpigan: Back of the sign reads "Evidence Trumps Opinion" you don't know how much that hurt my eyes trying to find out.
 Rachelina: Your Putting Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Word Makes Anything You Say An Invalid Argument.
Image 226588   01-13-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
215
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Seems like a loving, light-hearted, dehydrated apple.
 someguynameded: @Ulillillia You left out Tito - man, I can't believe you'd leave out Tito.
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine Joe Jackson (father of Michael, Janet, and the other seven kids)
 Butcherboy: Laurel aitken?
 killme: Frank Gorshin CHANGED, man.
 Mr. Shine: Who was this?
Image 226587   01-13-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
344
 
 cthulhu: Verizon again, eh? BAD.
Image 226586   01-13-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
606
 
 TurkeyVulture: Bearmageddon.
 Whatever: Well the second amendment says we have the right to arm bears according to dyslexic conservative talkers
 a robot: @illBilliam Eh, that's fine. There are worse ways to go.
 illBilliam: This is how the world ends
 sir toke a lot: You said the right to bear arms
 static xyz: The Future - if the Internet has its say.
 Amy Housewine: pew pew pew
 sparename: The Bruindestructibles
Image 226585   01-13-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
506
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Whatever: Couldnt find the road less traveled, so...
 celtic: "(huff, puff) ... Sasquatch coming ... (huff, puff)"
Image 226584   01-13-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
338
 
 bookcase: Eat your heart out, Spivey
 Whatever: A youthful Trump before his brain shriveled up
 fakeplastic: Wayne Cochran had hair like no other.
 Ulillillia: Rubber Johnny
 sparename: "Applying shaving cream is like making love to a beautiful woman..."
 Ihminen: Dr. Light shaving away his beard after losing a bet to Dr. Wily
Image 226583   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
357
 
 UltraBeverly: This is the cause AND result of twincest.
 tears as lube: Plot twist: its a twin study, and they were raised apart and only just met today
 mwoody: I don't know if it's nature or nurture, but one of you has f'ed up here.
 XLY: that product placement tho
 a robot: @sparename I dunno, everything that was once cool becomes stupid but if you save it long enough it circles back around to cool again. Kids these days are dressing like it's the 90s again for some godforsaken reason
 VeeKay: Don't believe in Jesus but, sweet fucking Jesus.
 Ignatius: Gamiss; amIrite?
 Shay: Based on that Diet Pepsi can, this was taken recently....
 WTF: Clones in love
 Bu7Z: "wait, have we been fucking the wrong wives for over a year now?
 sparename: Reminds me of a cool-patterned FM radio I bought in the early nineties that probably wouldn't look so cool any more if I actually found it
 Scoo: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Image 226582   01-13-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
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