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273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

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273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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Score:
669
 
 a robot: @SimonSaysGarfunkel How dare you disgrace the gentle and intelligent orangutans with a comparison to some ignorant shithead
 WTF: Between the two, I'd vote for the Dog. The Dog peeing on Theresa May's rug or humping Angela Merkel's leg would still be less embarrassing.
 phil: "Actually, ... no."
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: How dare OP disgrace this dog with a orangutans quote.
 Aufziehvogel: And last but not least I have great hair!
 Booty Kicker: You followed me for the Last time!
Image 226589   01-13-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
727
 
 BavidDowie: Your sign will change zero of those minds, so thanks for preaching to the choir I guess
 westerner: @Yurishiro Except on a sign. However, she should have capitalised Is and not capitalised A
 moogerator: Minus one point for failing to use the word 'sufficiently' between a and valid.
 Derp Herpigan: Back of the sign reads "Evidence Trumps Opinion" you don't know how much that hurt my eyes trying to find out.
 Rachelina: Your Putting Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Word Makes Anything You Say An Invalid Argument.
Image 226588   01-13-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
215
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Seems like a loving, light-hearted, dehydrated apple.
 someguynameded: @Ulillillia You left out Tito - man, I can't believe you'd leave out Tito.
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine Joe Jackson (father of Michael, Janet, and the other seven kids)
 Butcherboy: Laurel aitken?
 killme: Frank Gorshin CHANGED, man.
 Mr. Shine: Who was this?
Image 226587   01-13-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
344
 
 cthulhu: Verizon again, eh? BAD.
Image 226586   01-13-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
606
 
 TurkeyVulture: Bearmageddon.
 Whatever: Well the second amendment says we have the right to arm bears according to dyslexic conservative talkers
 a robot: @illBilliam Eh, that's fine. There are worse ways to go.
 illBilliam: This is how the world ends
 sir toke a lot: You said the right to bear arms
 static xyz: The Future - if the Internet has its say.
 Amy Housewine: pew pew pew
 sparename: The Bruindestructibles
Image 226585   01-13-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
506
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Whatever: Couldnt find the road less traveled, so...
 celtic: "(huff, puff) ... Sasquatch coming ... (huff, puff)"
Image 226584   01-13-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
338
 
 bookcase: Eat your heart out, Spivey
 Whatever: A youthful Trump before his brain shriveled up
 fakeplastic: Wayne Cochran had hair like no other.
 Ulillillia: Rubber Johnny
 sparename: "Applying shaving cream is like making love to a beautiful woman..."
 Ihminen: Dr. Light shaving away his beard after losing a bet to Dr. Wily
Image 226583   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
357
 
 UltraBeverly: This is the cause AND result of twincest.
 tears as lube: Plot twist: its a twin study, and they were raised apart and only just met today
 mwoody: I don't know if it's nature or nurture, but one of you has f'ed up here.
 XLY: that product placement tho
 a robot: @sparename I dunno, everything that was once cool becomes stupid but if you save it long enough it circles back around to cool again. Kids these days are dressing like it's the 90s again for some godforsaken reason
 psyops: Don't believe in Jesus but, sweet fucking Jesus.
 Ignatius: Gamiss; amIrite?
 Shay: Based on that Diet Pepsi can, this was taken recently....
 WTF: Clones in love
 Bu7Z: "wait, have we been fucking the wrong wives for over a year now?
 sparename: Reminds me of a cool-patterned FM radio I bought in the early nineties that probably wouldn't look so cool any more if I actually found it
 Scoo: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Image 226582   01-13-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
613
 
 wolfpk: I made it!!! Now, how do I get back down!!?
Image 226581   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
568
 
 PygmyGremlin: Opunctura
 courtney: Shopped. I see pixels.
 Mad Collager: Here we see the reclusive Prickly air cactus in its natural habitat.
 addend: In Soviet Russia, balloon pops /you/.
 WTF: The Red Balloon is back and this time he's pissed!
 sparename: Alan Keane finally gets a bit prickly
Image 226580   01-13-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
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