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273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
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spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
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 Fiasco: @VoR - there it is: #226291
 breadtoaster: @VoR - how about a nice blood ice cream
 Jolly Well: Heart desires blood. Only blood.
Image 226578   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
525
 
 chelseachels: Shoulda been 'melted' sweaters but the writer had a cold
 alex: The belt helps keep the sweater from falling down
 gorilla: As long as you're genuinely suave and sybaritic about it, @Skaalar, I'm good with your fetishes, whatever they may be and whichever dark alleys they may lead you down.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre @Mr. Shine Do not be jealous of my suave styles that are timelessly cool.
 mwoody: Alright alright alright
 a robot: That guy has terrifying hands
 Prostata: who's the intended audience for this porn?
 Theimposter: This looks like a magazine from a Fallout game
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Yeah, @Skaalar's apparently.
 Chile Quornwrap: This is someone's fetish.
 Skaalar: Im ashamed to admit... I kinda want a belted sweater now.
Image 226577   01-13-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
409
 
 twenty4: Thatll show Margaret Thatcher! [Rik Mayall face]
 Bluetocracy: I commented about kittens on a dog post. Total anarchy
 GiveMePlus: I made sunny D into a sauce for duck once
 highdra: It's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Skaalar: Anybody else ever fold their Capri sun pouch into a flip phone? You could use the straw as an antenna.
 Amy Housewine: When I saw the new Capri Suns with the litle valve thing on, I knew that we truly lived in the future.
Image 226576   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
578
 
 l0dan: Vantablack
 Theimposter: Or he could be called 'Buttplug.' I see a buttplug, Dr. Rorschack. (sp)
 Teechur: Looks like a bird in flight to me.
 Urn BooUrn: @sparename Why not both?
 sparename: Are you called "Smudge"? Smudge would be a good name, I'm sure you'll be called Smudge. Or Shitface
Image 226575   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
230
 
 Mumbo Dingus: @WTF - It is to match the SD slot and USB ports on the back of the machine (guaranteed to collect memory cards/sticks in lab environments)
 addend: Does he still deejay?
 wolfpk: I am sure smarter than thou Apple (I'm not an Apple fanboy) thought that if you put the charger in the bottom, it can't be used while charging. Using while charging shortens a battery life. So Apple (one reason I hate them) decided for you that battery life is more important.
 Amy Housewine: Someone poisoned my pet mouse.
 NoRagrets: Yeah, its not the smartest design in the world.
 WTF: Thanks Apple for putting the port on the bottom making the mouse completely useless while charging.
Image 226574   01-13-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
290
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Celebrate them. CELEBRATE!
 dad: Jus' me 'n' my bush
 Aufziehvogel: Who is this dumb looking guy? - He's an ex POTUS! - Oh, and the nice guy on the left?
 winwolf: Miss me yet?
Image 226573   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
316
 
 sparename: Back to t'other one #227438
 Scoo: Let's not celebrate racism, ok?
 E. HONDA: Hitler & Mussolini
 sparename: Can't tell if this is real or a joke reply to their advert for the "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" hoodie on a black kid
 Spray Tan: Lacist.
Image 226572   01-13-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
588
 
 WTF: Cars 4 directed by Oliver Stone
Image 226571   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
258
 
 grid: More incontrovertible proof that Florida is the Arizona of the Southeast.
 XLY: fuck florida
 minimum max: Wat.
Image 226570   01-13-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
699
 
 pewdiepie: @Felicity "tongue this D lightly in A minor"??! :((
 happier: @Yurishiro Actually, it looks like this is in A minor :-(
 Prostata: sound advice for every d
 Slug Wind: At least it's not that perv "flute in A minor"
 addend: (Blows horn.)
 sparename: Every Good Boy Deserves Fellatio
Image 226569   01-13-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
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