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258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

258748  Passive: He just wants an elephant pop, it's his birthday, come on, please?

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258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258568 VoR: Super glue

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.



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10. uncannie: 1544 points
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12. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
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 Fiasco: @VoR - there it is: #226291
 breadtoaster: @VoR - how about a nice blood ice cream
 VoR: Heart desires blood. Only blood.
Image 226578   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
525
 
 chelseachels: Shoulda been 'melted' sweaters but the writer had a cold
 alex: The belt helps keep the sweater from falling down
 gorilla: As long as you're genuinely suave and sybaritic about it, @Skaalar, I'm good with your fetishes, whatever they may be and whichever dark alleys they may lead you down.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre @Mr. Shine Do not be jealous of my suave styles that are timelessly cool.
 mwoody: Alright alright alright
 a robot: That guy has terrifying hands
 Prostata: who's the intended audience for this porn?
 Theimposter: This looks like a magazine from a Fallout game
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Yeah, @Skaalar's apparently.
 Chile Quornwrap: This is someone's fetish.
 Skaalar: Im ashamed to admit... I kinda want a belted sweater now.
Image 226577   01-13-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
409
 
 twenty4: Thatll show Margaret Thatcher! [Rik Mayall face]
 Bluetocracy: I commented about kittens on a dog post. Total anarchy
 VoR: I made sunny D into a sauce for duck once
 highdra: It's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Skaalar: Anybody else ever fold their Capri sun pouch into a flip phone? You could use the straw as an antenna.
 Amy Housewine: When I saw the new Capri Suns with the litle valve thing on, I knew that we truly lived in the future.
Image 226576   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
578
 
 VoR: Vantablack
 Theimposter: Or he could be called 'Buttplug.' I see a buttplug, Dr. Rorschack. (sp)
 Teechur: Looks like a bird in flight to me.
 Urn BooUrn: @sparename Why not both?
 sparename: Are you called "Smudge"? Smudge would be a good name, I'm sure you'll be called Smudge. Or Shitface
Image 226575   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
230
 
 Mumbo Dingus: @WTF - It is to match the SD slot and USB ports on the back of the machine (guaranteed to collect memory cards/sticks in lab environments)
 addend: Does he still deejay?
 wolfpk: I am sure smarter than thou Apple (I'm not an Apple fanboy) thought that if you put the charger in the bottom, it can't be used while charging. Using while charging shortens a battery life. So Apple (one reason I hate them) decided for you that battery life is more important.
 Amy Housewine: Someone poisoned my pet mouse.
 NoRagrets: Yeah, its not the smartest design in the world.
 WTF: Thanks Apple for putting the port on the bottom making the mouse completely useless while charging.
Image 226574   01-13-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
290
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Celebrate them. CELEBRATE!
 dad: Jus' me 'n' my bush
 Aufziehvogel: Who is this dumb looking guy? - He's an ex POTUS! - Oh, and the nice guy on the left?
 winwolf: Miss me yet?
Image 226573   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
316
 
 sparename: Back to t'other one #227438
 Scoo: Let's not celebrate racism, ok?
 E. HONDA: Hitler & Mussolini
 sparename: Can't tell if this is real or a joke reply to their advert for the "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" hoodie on a black kid
 ignatz: Lacist.
Image 226572   01-13-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
588
 
 WTF: Cars 4 directed by Oliver Stone
Image 226571   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
258
 
 grid: More incontrovertible proof that Florida is the Arizona of the Southeast.
 XLY: fuck florida
 VoR: Wat.
Image 226570   01-13-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
699
 
 pewdiepie: @Felicity "tongue this D lightly in A minor"??! :((
 happier: @Yurishiro Actually, it looks like this is in A minor :-(
 Prostata: sound advice for every d
 Slug Wind: At least it's not that perv "flute in A minor"
 addend: (Blows horn.)
 sparename: Every Good Boy Deserves Fellatio
Image 226569   01-13-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
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