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228383  wolfpk: If this doesn't prove we need a sad button, nothing will!

228386  Robespierre: "Moon, Turn The Tides ... Gently, Gently Away"

228386  wolfpk: NOOO!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!

228390  sparename: Feather-touch keybird

228363  Annoying Vegan : @Wooden Spoon Needs 1,000

228373  Annoying Vegan : Baby foot peel trend getting out of hand.

228379  Robespierre: Tonguier than many, snootier than most.

228380  Robespierre: Who am I to question the veracity of this social media post?

228328  mwoody: I'm confused: the Hatred of IE is clearly centered, not justified.

228381  Robespierre: If she's not in the hospital now, she will be soon. That's what too much Shop Resort Styles will do to a woman.

228337  mwoody: @dangerkeith3000 Protip: I weigh so much I snore when awake. Loophole!

228384  Robespierre: Doge has a Yamaha on his head, I'll tell you hwut.

228380  Teechur: Of course. But exactly WHAT does he smell?

228348  Hyphae: @Darmstadtium the only problem with the service here is that, once you place an order, the chiefs just crouch and grunt-yell for about 24 minutes straight, not including commercial smoke breaks, and then they close up shop after telling you to come back tomorrow, saying "Next Time, On Taco Truck Z..." and then basically just repeating your order back to you... and the worst part is you still come back the next day, and sometimes you get your food, and sometimes you gotta come back day after day, but you do, because it's going to be "Super", and also you love the intro jingle they play while the grill heats up

228382  Robespierre: Getting a little frisk-y there...

228348  Hyphae: @Wooden Spoon it took me much longer than I'd like to admit to come up with that...

228303  well duh: Bathroom Automatic Liquid Load-out System. He's just trying to get funding for NASA to remodel their space potty, and forgot to tell the sign maker to make it like B.A.L.L.S. Nothing odd here.

228350  Mad Collager: Dorothy was quick with Morse Code. Dot just dashed it off.

228304  Spazstatic: Koalas have a smooth brain. That means they don't have the thinky-thinky parts.

228380  Mr. Butt: Bullshit! All hail King Steve!

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228190 Felicity: @Aufziehvogel Wait until tomorrow and ask @UltraBeverly

228339 Prostata: just look up from the damned thing every now and then. Nothing on the internet is *that* interesting.

228321 VeeKay: No parking permit? Send in Sisyphus!

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228183 Felicity: This is a reference to Tide? I thought it was the Pepsi logo!

228347 Ulillillia: When purples get married.

228218 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.

228225 sparenamelaptopdied: Cruising up and down previously unexplored muddy backwaters

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228312 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete



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Score:
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 E. HONDA: I'm real fuckin sorry
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Coach Teacher I would say something vulgar, but i believe my president will do that for me in a few moments so hold tight.
 Yurishiro: I'm sorry to be sorry so often. damn!
 Teechur: I would have to have a "My bad" jar in my klassrum. And an overflow swear jar for the "I'll bring it tomorrow" notes that will live in them for eternity.
 Coach Teacher: @SimonSaysGarfunkel We fucking resent that, cocknuckles. And we're sorry we had to say that.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: America vs Canada
Image 226561   01-13-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Image 226560 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by silver. Boo, silver.
Score:
939
 
 Yurishiro: It's weird that the order is counter clockwise
 Himesama: Me this morning before work.
 Teechur: I really didn't want to make a comment about afterglow, but I guess I am...
 duckfarts: feels good, man
 Not A Bot: You have a problem, Kathleen.
Image 226559   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
447
 
 Coach Teacher: @Felicity aren't we doing it already?
 Felicity: Should we do something?
 OldKentuckyShark: i once worked in an injection molding plastics factory, we made parts for bunn coffeemakers. ya had to initial the inside in case there were cosmetic defects they could trace it back to you. anyways, in one of em i wrote, "help, im being held prisoner in a plastic factory".
 Yurishiro: No. You won't learn anything if I do.
 Teechur: I was locked in a junkyard once while searching for electric lock actuators for my van. Wasn't too bad until the dog found me and let me know in no uncertain terms that it was past closing time.
 Coach Teacher: I thought i was trapped at work once; turned out i was just really bored; then, it turned out i had mono and kept falling asleep before the end of each workday. So the only thing i was prisoner to was the Epstein-Barr virus. Then they fired me for incompetence.
Image 226558   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
521
 
 Teechur: I can swimming? Please? I can swimming?
 Kaviri: Cmon Norbert, at least try to give us a smile.
 duckfarts: oh. my. god, becky, look at that leg
 Coach Teacher: No way, man. No way!
Image 226557   01-13-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
292
 
 RiderFan: Some songs need not apply.
 Not A Bot: For those nights when Tuxedo Mask is out of town.
 Coach Teacher: The other edge to this sword is how My Sharona is an eternal part of the american consciousness. Just repeat shit until people believe it's true and good. And we're all terrible people for letting it get elected President. All hail Emperor Sharona!
 sparename: But then he could be listening to Little Boots - "Stuck On Repeat"
Image 226556   01-13-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
614
 
 Felicity: @confession A handsome, fit, genius billionaire! With a sportscar!
 Kaviri: This proves that they truly know memes.
 crunchymush: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 confession: A fucking billionare
Image 226555   01-13-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
107
 
 Kaviri: What a waste.
 duckfarts: whoa, that's nuts
 Coach Teacher: You only smoke cocopuffs with a squirrel once. You may or may not wake up the morning after, with your weed slash crack pocket chewed out, in a strange park in Atlanta, once. I'm just kidding, Atlanta has no parks.
 Chest Rockwell: Asshole.
Image 226554   01-13-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
770
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You haven't heard of the Millenium Galcon?!
 Felicity: @NoRagrets She wants to make sure she shoots first
 a robot: Tiny skeleton in the background looks like it needs to pee
 NoRagrets: Trigger discipline. And with a blaster pistol no less!
 Teechur: Cool cosplay. You should dust more, however. Big cobweb there.
 Mr. Shine: Hanna Solo?
 Coach Teacher: I would never have had this much courage after my stroke. Brava, sister.
 ignatz: Sassy af..
Image 226553   01-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
530
 
 Felicity: Brilliantly structured joke
 Scoo: Better or worse than being a coroner?
 Derp Herpigan: I once worked in the field of medical, but eventually I was let go. I had a patient mortality rate of only 3% but I was told that was too high for a dentist.
 Kaviri: The setup was nice, just need a little work on the punchline.
 Yurishiro: HA! Animals doctor no peeple doctor! SO FUNNAEY!
 MeTooAlso: Whoops, Forgot about the switcherino, haven't been here in a while...
 MeTooAlso: He just wanted a little beautiful people.
 Off Topic: Wait a sec... A patient to a vet is... Oh no...
 Aufziehvogel: He was doin it for the chicks!
Image 226552   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
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