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243903  glenalec: DIY kit.

243901  glenalec: He got a dick deal.

243894  Knice: She looks happier on the right.

243899  Knice: Sick burn.

243892  Warrax: Bullshit. Nobody eats apples.

243897  Demon Universe: Just... just... Ill have a synonym roll, I guess.

243877  Korrok: I can dig it....

243815  jazzjunkie: Timely

243874  BavidDowie: Snooooop (Snoop-Dogg)

243812  piranharama: I dont think that word means what you think it means

243899  WannaBee: Yeah toast!

243897  Coolguy: awww geeez...

243894  Urn BooUrn: Good for her.

243886  Coolguy: Does it make me crazy to be going to collage later in life because I am curious about math and science stuff? Like right now in my modern physics course we just finished talking about Special Relativity and Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? I mean I have an ok job but am going to school part time for my BS in math. So far I think its worth it, but some people look at me crazy.

243870  Not A Bot: but don't you see, increasing the minimum wage will force wal-mart to go bankrupt!

243792  Ment Thorp: hahah @Wooden Spoon

243892  Spazstatic: $250,000 in debt? So as long as you don't play golf on your lunch tomorrow you'll be up again.

243895  glenalec: Oh, I see. The tool includes a useful pencil sharpener.

243894  Spazstatic: Looks good both ways, but whatever way feels right is the best way.

243894  Nope: And?

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243792 Ment Thorp: hahah @Wooden Spoon

243805 Kaviri: And that was a short play by the cast members of the friendly spaceship. I hope you all have enjoyed tonight's entertainment and have a safe journey home. Goodnight!

243778 Kaviri: CtllHAVlX is opening for Amon Amarth this weekend. I'm painting my face early so it will look extra distressed for the concert!

243787 VeeKay: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger

243839 piranharama: Yeah, I passed out on parade. It was an interesting experience, the world just withdrew quietly like someone sneaking away from an uncomfortable one night stand. Next thing I knew I was having water dumped on me by a sergeant, just like an uncomfortable one night stand.

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….

243783 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"

243797 glenalec: They lead to a big shed.

243841 White Rice: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.

243638 XLY: holy shit



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Score:
447
 
 Coach Teacher: @Felicity aren't we doing it already?
 Felicity: Should we do something?
 OldKentuckyShark: i once worked in an injection molding plastics factory, we made parts for bunn coffeemakers. ya had to initial the inside in case there were cosmetic defects they could trace it back to you. anyways, in one of em i wrote, "help, im being held prisoner in a plastic factory".
 Yurishiro: No. You won't learn anything if I do.
 Teechur: I was locked in a junkyard once while searching for electric lock actuators for my van. Wasn't too bad until the dog found me and let me know in no uncertain terms that it was past closing time.
 Coach Teacher: I thought i was trapped at work once; turned out i was just really bored; then, it turned out i had mono and kept falling asleep before the end of each workday. So the only thing i was prisoner to was the Epstein-Barr virus. Then they fired me for incompetence.
Image 226558   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
521
 
 Teechur: I can swimming? Please? I can swimming?
 Kaviri: Cmon Norbert, at least try to give us a smile.
 duckfarts: oh. my. god, becky, look at that leg
 Coach Teacher: No way, man. No way!
Image 226557   01-13-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
292
 
 RiderFan: Some songs need not apply.
 Not A Bot: For those nights when Tuxedo Mask is out of town.
 Coach Teacher: The other edge to this sword is how My Sharona is an eternal part of the american consciousness. Just repeat shit until people believe it's true and good. And we're all terrible people for letting it get elected President. All hail Emperor Sharona!
 sparename: But then he could be listening to Little Boots - "Stuck On Repeat"
Image 226556   01-13-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
614
 
 Felicity: @confession A handsome, fit, genius billionaire! With a sportscar!
 Kaviri: This proves that they truly know memes.
 crunchymush: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 confession: A fucking billionare
Image 226555   01-13-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
107
 
 Kaviri: What a waste.
 duckfarts: whoa, that's nuts
 Coach Teacher: You only smoke cocopuffs with a squirrel once. You may or may not wake up the morning after, with your weed slash crack pocket chewed out, in a strange park in Atlanta, once. I'm just kidding, Atlanta has no parks.
 Chest Rockwell: Asshole.
Image 226554   01-13-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
770
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You haven't heard of the Millenium Galcon?!
 Felicity: @NoRagrets She wants to make sure she shoots first
 a robot: Tiny skeleton in the background looks like it needs to pee
 NoRagrets: Trigger discipline. And with a blaster pistol no less!
 Teechur: Cool cosplay. You should dust more, however. Big cobweb there.
 Mr. Shine: Hanna Solo?
 Coach Teacher: I would never have had this much courage after my stroke. Brava, sister.
 ignatz: Sassy af..
Image 226553   01-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
530
 
 Felicity: Brilliantly structured joke
 Scoo: Better or worse than being a coroner?
 Derp Herpigan: I once worked in the field of medical, but eventually I was let go. I had a patient mortality rate of only 3% but I was told that was too high for a dentist.
 Kaviri: The setup was nice, just need a little work on the punchline.
 Yurishiro: HA! Animals doctor no peeple doctor! SO FUNNAEY!
 MeTooAlso: Whoops, Forgot about the switcherino, haven't been here in a while...
 MeTooAlso: He just wanted a little beautiful people.
 Off Topic: Wait a sec... A patient to a vet is... Oh no...
 Aufziehvogel: He was doin it for the chicks!
Image 226552   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
580
 
 Teechur: @ignatz Surprise me....
 duckfarts: waxed apple
 Yurishiro: Awesome.
 ignatz: 'Yank' or 'slow peel'?
Image 226551   01-13-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
548
 
 Felicity: @Aufziehvogel I want to know more about beefcake pantyhose
 KyleisBobDole: Those rules never stood a chance. Jack had a mean right hook.
 Aufziehvogel: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Image 226550   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
434
 
 Liar tuck: Not the Cyclone, the Helix.
 Kaviri: What do you think, derailed or just decapitated?
 antipatterns: grew up next to the oldest wooden roller coaster in the US. Basically this, with tracks swaying and bowing with the motion
Image 226549   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
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