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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Friwn Groble: Some songs need not apply.
 Juwn Horpuble: For those nights when Tuxedo Mask is out of town.
 Cremp Rempungo: The other edge to this sword is how My Sharona is an eternal part of the american consciousness. Just repeat shit until people believe it's true and good. And we're all terrible people for letting it get elected President. All hail Emperor Sharona!
 Flurb Grongus: But then he could be listening to Little Boots - "Stuck On Repeat"
Image 226556   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Bilm Horpopert
 Crorbo Grunongus: @confession A handsome, fit, genius billionaire! With a sportscar!
 Fringo Dampoble: This proves that they truly know memes.
 Frerbo Brumple: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 Garb Drumungus: A fucking billionare
Image 226555   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Purb Albuble
 Pelm Fluble: What a waste.
 Jung Drumongo: whoa, that's nuts
 Volm Grunoble: You only smoke cocopuffs with a squirrel once. You may or may not wake up the morning after, with your weed slash crack pocket chewed out, in a strange park in Atlanta, once. I'm just kidding, Atlanta has no parks.
 Hold Morpumbies: Asshole.
Image 226554   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Trungo Dampongus
 Laple Dampoble: You haven't heard of the Millenium Galcon?!
 Gald Cremopert: @NoRagrets She wants to make sure she shoots first
 Dirbo Plemumbies: Tiny skeleton in the background looks like it needs to pee
 Trerb Dampoble: Trigger discipline. And with a blaster pistol no less!
 Mirb Rempomple: Cool cosplay. You should dust more, however. Big cobweb there.
 Hown Rempuble: Hanna Solo?
 Flirbo Albongus: I would never have had this much courage after my stroke. Brava, sister.
 Hold Horpoble: Sassy af..
Image 226553   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Thing Albomple
 Muft Horpombies: Brilliantly structured joke
 Flemp Plungo: Better or worse than being a coroner?
 Flurt Albuble: I once worked in the field of medical, but eventually I was let go. I had a patient mortality rate of only 3% but I was told that was too high for a dentist.
 Dompo Rempungus: The setup was nice, just need a little work on the punchline.
 Vong Bropert: HA! Animals doctor no peeple doctor! SO FUNNAEY!
 Gongo Drumungus: Whoops, Forgot about the switcherino, haven't been here in a while...
 Jompo Flumumple: He just wanted a little beautiful people.
 Domp Grunungo: Wait a sec... A patient to a vet is... Oh no...
 Rerb Drumungo: He was doin it for the chicks!
Image 226552   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Trarm Brumple
 Bing Cremongo: @ignatz Surprise me....
 Frold Grumple: waxed apple
 Gurm Brungo: Awesome.
 Ving Cremomple: 'Yank' or 'slow peel'?
Image 226551   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Dempo Rempupert
 Thart Cremoble: @Aufziehvogel I want to know more about beefcake pantyhose
 Jeld Flomple: Those rules never stood a chance. Jack had a mean right hook.
 Trimp Drumomple: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Image 226550   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Mald Flumopert
 Virt Plumbies: Not the Cyclone, the Helix.
 Bift Rempungo: What do you think, derailed or just decapitated?
 Pert Flungus: grew up next to the oldest wooden roller coaster in the US. Basically this, with tracks swaying and bowing with the motion
Image 226549   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Tharb Morpupert
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 Thurbo Grongus: Oh Cisco!
 Jift Dampombies: "Eh, I'll just keep smoking."
 Gown Grungo: Ha, what am I supposed to do with this?
 Flurb Flumumple: They say my art will increase in value after I die...
 Lald Flongus: "You've got P.P. on your smock."
 Gown Grunopert: @SimonSaysGarfunkel older brother?
 Frorb Flumongo: Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
 Juld Morpuble: Roy Moores grandfather?
Image 226548   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Thulm Plemupert
 Theng Albongo: I remember him! PJ Phil Guerrero, IIRC
 Crerm Grupert: holy snit
 Lompo Plemongus: @WotGives i have no idea, actually. but this is 100% peak 90's phil.
 Vomp Dampoble: @Gomi Day Not necessarily. Isn't this guy still doing The Zone?
 Crurbo Bropert: Its almost beautiful.
 Virm Grunuble: THE NINETIES
 Frift Grupert: holy shit
Image 226547   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Cramp Cremupert
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