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273711  Air Biscuit: *Furiosas handwork intensifies

273689  skittles: be white

273693  dangerkeith3000: Salvadore Dalila

273693  addend: "I plucked his nose hairs while he slept and made him cry."

273703  Mad Collager: @addend Why bother tail-gating when you can aggro-gate?

273695  addend: @addend *will.

273695  addend: My tummy wilk reassemble it.

273713  Mad Collager: Oh sure, but do you realize he hails from Caerbannog?

273695  Eleftheros: Pigsaw puzzle

273720  TaintJuice: You must have uploaded the wrong picture I just see a good boy

273707  addend: (Slays and eats giraffe.)

273711  addend: "Quick, take the wheel!" / "Okey-dokey."

273702  WannaBee: I am the night!!

273700  dangerkeith3000: Damn ninjas are after has baby back ribs again.

273663  Kikari: Those are some spectacularly striking eyes.

273690  Kikari: I want to pick them up and nuzzle them SO BADLY.

273706  Mr. Butt: I can still see the sun you fucken midget

273694  Munkybut: So many fingers

273656  tib gubb: like this?

273657  tib gubb: behind bars - where it should be

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273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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Score:
770
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You haven't heard of the Millenium Galcon?!
 youshall: @NoRagrets She wants to make sure she shoots first
 a robot: Tiny skeleton in the background looks like it needs to pee
 NoRagrets: Trigger discipline. And with a blaster pistol no less!
 Teechur: Cool cosplay. You should dust more, however. Big cobweb there.
 Mr. Shine: Hanna Solo?
 Coach Teacher: I would never have had this much courage after my stroke. Brava, sister.
 No Penguins Allowed: Sassy af..
Image 226553   01-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
530
 
 I Hate The Beatles: Brilliantly structured joke
 Scoo: Better or worse than being a coroner?
 Derp Herpigan: I once worked in the field of medical, but eventually I was let go. I had a patient mortality rate of only 3% but I was told that was too high for a dentist.
 Kaviri: The setup was nice, just need a little work on the punchline.
 tears as lube: HA! Animals doctor no peeple doctor! SO FUNNAEY!
 MeTooAlso: Whoops, Forgot about the switcherino, haven't been here in a while...
 MeTooAlso: He just wanted a little beautiful people.
 Off Topic: Wait a sec... A patient to a vet is... Oh no...
 Aufziehvogel: He was doin it for the chicks!
Image 226552   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
580
 
 Teechur: @ignatz Surprise me....
 duckfarts: waxed apple
 gulpeg: Awesome.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: 'Yank' or 'slow peel'?
Image 226551   01-13-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
548
 
 NanananananananaCATMAN: @Aufziehvogel I want to know more about beefcake pantyhose
 KyleisBobDole: Those rules never stood a chance. Jack had a mean right hook.
 Aufziehvogel: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Image 226550   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
434
 
 Liar tuck: Not the Cyclone, the Helix.
 Kaviri: What do you think, derailed or just decapitated?
 night shift: grew up next to the oldest wooden roller coaster in the US. Basically this, with tracks swaying and bowing with the motion
Image 226549   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
318
 
 Festis: He never got called an asshole
 Sadpygmy: Oh Cisco!
 addend: "Eh, I'll just keep smoking."
 Kaviri: Ha, what am I supposed to do with this?
 Side Boob: They say my art will increase in value after I die...
 Mr. Shine: "You've got P.P. on your smock."
 Coach Teacher: @SimonSaysGarfunkel older brother?
 Amy Housewine: Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Roy Moores grandfather?
Image 226548   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
296
 
 Liar tuck: I remember him! PJ Phil Guerrero, IIRC
 DrinkMixMan: holy snit
 Gomi Day: @WotGives i have no idea, actually. but this is 100% peak 90's phil.
 WotGives: @Gomi Day Not necessarily. Isn't this guy still doing The Zone?
 Kaviri: Its almost beautiful.
 Gomi Day: THE NINETIES
 tib gubb: holy shit
Image 226547   01-13-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
578
 
 prospector: A mental-health-related joke I couldnt et to work: Sometimes I think about trying suicide, but then I give myself a pep talk: Dont just try! You can do it!
 Prostata: this with #226586 makes me wonder if this is the start of the uprising
 Gomi Day: @KyleisBobDole let's hear it for frankie.
 KyleisBobDole: Frankie Teardrop is a terrifying song that I highly recommend.
 yawgmoth: @apoxia the vast majority of those Who try are Just doing it for getting attention.
 Coach Teacher: @Volwen Not a recommended activity. I tried it and the fucking afterlife constantly smells like someone's boiling cabbage. 24/7 boiled cabbage. And everyone's super sensitive about the silliest issues.
 tib gubb: i radded this reflexively
 apoxia: I've generally heard regrets from those who tried and didn't succeed. I mean regrets that they tried in the first place (but not exclusively).
 Sadbot: You first
 Volwen: I haven't heard any positive reviews from anyone who's actually done it.
Image 226546   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
557
 
 Side Boob: "Dammit Wally, I need those reports today!"
Image 226545   01-13-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
754
 
 Surprising: "Why me, Lord?"
 Coach Teacher: Do a flip!
 Amy Housewine: Flap those wings and you will fly, poocher.
Image 226544   01-13-18   Uploaded by    zoe
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