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243682  VoR: That's not a dog. Is it a rat?

243686  White Rice: Ah yes, the infamous "knives being sold past airport security" (except this looks a bit more mall-esque, or at least the part of the airport that isnt secured)

243678  Warrax: So weird. I mean, who even wears a watch anymore

243283  Entertainmentalist: Bee belly.

243618  Yurishiro: @Felicity the old chicken-egg birth date debate

243681  Not A Bot: Needed another panel to show the jury doing the Arsenio hooting.

243647  jazzjunkie: Skillet bottom isn't very flat.

243672  tib gubb: now they tell me

243678  tib gubb: new instagram filter - 'the ugly stick'

243682  tib gubb: what does the quadratic formula have to do with this, pupper? get your head in the game!

243672  jazzjunkie: Necessary after the girlfriend made an ass of herself at the party #243658

243669  wolfpk: @karmakat Call me old school, but I don't see why they insist on using all CGI for stuff like this. A giant dinosaur or something like that; sure I get that. In a situation like the Beast, a good costume with a little CGI touch up (mostly face) would have been so much better! Mad Max Fury Road, now that's how to use CGI!

243618  Felicity: @Yurishiro Hair loss and a weak jaw make one less confident...Catch-22

243408  Felicity: I just read a disturbing science fiction story called /The Lurking Duck/

243417  Felicity: Caution--A Hyphen Is Not an Em-Dash

243669  Yurishiro: The beauty and the beast. I gotta say the beast looks nice in yellow.

243674  Bluetocracy: I'm lost, can you help me find the Pho King Way?

243422  Felicity: I disagree

243428  Felicity: Normies?!

243453  Felicity: Trump will be disappointed

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2. Yurishiro
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Felicity
5. Ulillillia
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8. Christina
9. VeeKay
10. Teechur



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243638 lecj07: Live action Superjail?

243471 tib gubb: this is where memes are created

243616 Christina: Monday temperature must be in Rankine scale.

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243534 fanny: @Felicity ah thanks for the explanation! And damn nazis, always ruining things.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?



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WannaBee uploaded 243230 (1000 points)
bubbles uploaded 243447 (995 points)
Mustyrats uploaded 243256 (986 points)
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Yurishiro uploaded 243477 (984 points)
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AceOfSpades uploaded 243367 (966 points)


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Score:
770
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You haven't heard of the Millenium Galcon?!
 Felicity: @NoRagrets She wants to make sure she shoots first
 a robot: Tiny skeleton in the background looks like it needs to pee
 NoRagrets: Trigger discipline. And with a blaster pistol no less!
 Teechur: Cool cosplay. You should dust more, however. Big cobweb there.
 Mr. Shine: Hanna Solo?
 Coach Teacher: I would never have had this much courage after my stroke. Brava, sister.
 ignatz: Sassy af..
Image 226553   01-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
530
 
 Felicity: Brilliantly structured joke
 Scoo: Better or worse than being a coroner?
 Derp Herpigan: I once worked in the field of medical, but eventually I was let go. I had a patient mortality rate of only 3% but I was told that was too high for a dentist.
 Kaviri: The setup was nice, just need a little work on the punchline.
 Yurishiro: HA! Animals doctor no peeple doctor! SO FUNNAEY!
 MeTooAlso: Whoops, Forgot about the switcherino, haven't been here in a while...
 MeTooAlso: He just wanted a little beautiful people.
 Off Topic: Wait a sec... A patient to a vet is... Oh no...
 Aufziehvogel: He was doin it for the chicks!
Image 226552   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
580
 
 Teechur: @ignatz Surprise me....
 duckfarts: waxed apple
 Yurishiro: Awesome.
 ignatz: 'Yank' or 'slow peel'?
Image 226551   01-13-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
548
 
 Felicity: @Aufziehvogel I want to know more about beefcake pantyhose
 KyleisBobDole: Those rules never stood a chance. Jack had a mean right hook.
 Aufziehvogel: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Image 226550   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
434
 
 Robespierre: Not the Cyclone, the Helix.
 Kaviri: What do you think, derailed or just decapitated?
 antipatterns: grew up next to the oldest wooden roller coaster in the US. Basically this, with tracks swaying and bowing with the motion
Image 226549   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
318
 
 Festis: He never got called an asshole
 Sadpygmy: Oh Cisco!
 addend: "Eh, I'll just keep smoking."
 Kaviri: Ha, what am I supposed to do with this?
 Side Boob: They say my art will increase in value after I die...
 Mr. Shine: "You've got P.P. on your smock."
 Coach Teacher: @SimonSaysGarfunkel older brother?
 Amy Housewine: Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Roy Moores grandfather?
Image 226548   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
296
 
 Felicity: I remember him! PJ Phil Guerrero, IIRC
 DrinkMixMan: holy snit
 Gomi Day: @WotGives i have no idea, actually. but this is 100% peak 90's phil.
 WotGives: @Gomi Day Not necessarily. Isn't this guy still doing The Zone?
 Kaviri: Its almost beautiful.
 Gomi Day: THE NINETIES
 tib gubb: holy shit
Image 226547   01-13-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
578
 
 Felicity: A mental-health-related joke I couldnt et to work: Sometimes I think about trying suicide, but then I give myself a pep talk: Dont just try! You can do it!
 Prostata: this with #226586 makes me wonder if this is the start of the uprising
 Gomi Day: @KyleisBobDole let's hear it for frankie.
 KyleisBobDole: Frankie Teardrop is a terrifying song that I highly recommend.
 Yurishiro: @apoxia the vast majority of those Who try are Just doing it for getting attention.
 Coach Teacher: @Volwen Not a recommended activity. I tried it and the fucking afterlife constantly smells like someone's boiling cabbage. 24/7 boiled cabbage. And everyone's super sensitive about the silliest issues.
 tib gubb: i radded this reflexively
 apoxia: I've generally heard regrets from those who tried and didn't succeed. I mean regrets that they tried in the first place (but not exclusively).
 Sadbot: You first
 Volwen: I haven't heard any positive reviews from anyone who's actually done it.
Image 226546   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
534
 
 Side Boob: "Dammit Wally, I need those reports today!"
Image 226545   01-13-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
754
 
 Robespierre: "Why me, Lord?"
 Coach Teacher: Do a flip!
 Amy Housewine: Flap those wings and you will fly, poocher.
Image 226544   01-13-18   Uploaded by    zoe
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