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243626  fanny: his face is at such a weird angle I thought he was a cardboard cut out.

243629  FabricMan: My favorite part of summer is having a plentiful supply of fresh water

243628  Robespierre: Medical Advice of North Korea

243613  john dough: "My cherry blossoms! They are wilting!"

243638  guccigucci: FLUFFIER, DAMMIT!!!

243638  PornoPedler: Wasn't this guy in Katamari Damacy?

243638  trees: The ultimate mullet.

243541  Robespierre: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.

243628  Shay: Basically he's saying eat more McDonalds and make it a large order.

243545  Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.

243547  Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun

243625  EH: Okkay

243550  Robespierre: Glad I don't know who this guy is

243552  Robespierre: Graduate, Feline Disobedience School

243554  Robespierre: Truly striking and soulful

243556  Robespierre: Resistance is futile

243557  Robespierre: Pining

243561  Robespierre: The look of linen is wrinkles.

243563  Robespierre: Allergy season; a sneeze frozen in time.

243547  FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away

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9. Teechur
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243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243534 Teechur: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your useless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243473 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog



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Score:
318
 
 Festis: He never got called an asshole
 Sadpygmy: Oh Cisco!
 addend: "Eh, I'll just keep smoking."
 Kaviri: Ha, what am I supposed to do with this?
 Side Boob: They say my art will increase in value after I die...
 Mr. Shine: "You've got P.P. on your smock."
 Coach Teacher: @SimonSaysGarfunkel older brother?
 Amy Housewine: Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Roy Moores grandfather?
Image 226548   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
296
 
 Felicity: I remember him! PJ Phil Guerrero, IIRC
 DrinkMixMan: holy snit
 Gomi Day: @WotGives i have no idea, actually. but this is 100% peak 90's phil.
 WotGives: @Gomi Day Not necessarily. Isn't this guy still doing The Zone?
 Kaviri: Its almost beautiful.
 Gomi Day: THE NINETIES
 tib gubb: holy shit
Image 226547   01-13-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
578
 
 Felicity: A mental-health-related joke I couldnt et to work: Sometimes I think about trying suicide, but then I give myself a pep talk: Dont just try! You can do it!
 Prostata: this with #226586 makes me wonder if this is the start of the uprising
 Gomi Day: @KyleisBobDole let's hear it for frankie.
 KyleisBobDole: Frankie Teardrop is a terrifying song that I highly recommend.
 Yurishiro: @apoxia the vast majority of those Who try are Just doing it for getting attention.
 Coach Teacher: @Volwen Not a recommended activity. I tried it and the fucking afterlife constantly smells like someone's boiling cabbage. 24/7 boiled cabbage. And everyone's super sensitive about the silliest issues.
 tib gubb: i radded this reflexively
 apoxia: I've generally heard regrets from those who tried and didn't succeed. I mean regrets that they tried in the first place (but not exclusively).
 Sadbot: You first
 Volwen: I haven't heard any positive reviews from anyone who's actually done it.
Image 226546   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
534
 
 Side Boob: "Dammit Wally, I need those reports today!"
Image 226545   01-13-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
754
 
 Robespierre: "Why me, Lord?"
 Coach Teacher: Do a flip!
 Amy Housewine: Flap those wings and you will fly, poocher.
Image 226544   01-13-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
501
 
 raditzu: There is no steak under the table. Do something about it.
 tib gubb: "are you seriously eating steak right meow"
 addend: *gasp* "With ketchup?!"
Image 226543   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You are dirty from thinking about it. Better wash em all again just to be safe.
 Robespierre: @OldKentuckyShark What about a bro? Have you ever worn a bro? Or how about a manssiere?
 OldKentuckyShark: @OldKentuckyShark im a dude, so... i enjoy wearing men's thongs, and occasionally women's panties, but never a bra.
 Felicity: Follow-up: how many times do you wash a bra before wearing it?
 Felicity: @OldKentuckyShark A lot, in the underboob area
 OldKentuckyShark: @VoR LMFAO
 VoR: @OldKentuckyShark for the owner or the 14yr old next door?
 OldKentuckyShark: how much sweat do boobs create? (asking for a friend)
 Kaviri: Boob acne.
 Coach Teacher: @apoxia Was this reported for the benefit of aliens and inquisitive dogs?
 sparename: Aren't they like underpants? Just turn 'em inside-out and they're good for another three weeks?
 Coach Teacher: Let he who is without underpants cast the first bra snap. *looks down* Welp, looks like it's my show from here, ponies and dogs.
 apoxia: Your body sweats all over, including the boobs and chest.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Sadbot because sometimes the slow kid deserves an extra rice krispy trewt.
 Sadbot: The real question we should be asking gals is : yall lookin like the main character underdog in in The Devil Wears Prada, so why you steppin out with guys that look and sound like Jesse Pinkman from Season 1 of Breaking Bad?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Theyre basically elbow pads with lace right? Unless you eat cereal out of them, good to go.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Honestly Im shocked once has any got
Image 226542   01-13-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
808
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Concept bug for trade show.
 sparename: Prettydator
 Mr. Shine: *GENTLY throws Pokeball*
Image 226541   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
444
 
 Mr Bleak: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!
 Kaviri: Ah, mission accomplished.
 Side Boob: "I didn't do it"
 sparenamelaptopdied: "AKITA, AKITA, UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY, YEEHAW!" .. besides the fact it's probably not an akita and Speedy Gonzales was probably a bad stereotype, growing up in England with no other spanish language stuff on TV (apart from the odd bit in Sesame Street) this is kind of like what we thought he said. Though I don't think akitas had been invented when I was little
 tib gubb: "i smelled something. thought it might be dangerous. you're welcome."
 karmakat: you said you wanted to change the carpet...I thought I would start helping...right?
Image 226540   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
768
 
 apoxia: People pay for Windows?
 addend: 1... The correct answer is 1.
Image 226539   01-13-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
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