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257787  PenguinBartender: I looked at a braille translator, and I can't figure this out.

257782  BavidDowie: A good omen is hard to find

257784  BavidDowie: Lolo, must be *insert my state here* !

257765  PenguinBartender: @sparename reaction to "pier pressure" comment from #257768

257782  sparename: From "Houses of the Mole" by Ministry

257791  sparename: Another blank image

257763  bug: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

257794  Liar tuck: I like turtles...

257775  bug: Beauty of North Texas.

257782  bug: *Discordant pipe-organ plays in background*

257778  Felicity: @sodamachine Gee Your Fur Smells Terrific

257774  Yam: @Bagels The meat is a nice touch, though

257782  Felicity: Damienne

257766  Not A Bot: Modular cats stack easily for improved storage.

257724  addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257780  Mr. Shine: Do you have one of or Rewards Club cards?

257603  Sthenolaidas: We need a ?????? button. I'm confused.

257752  kazzy94: Probably closer now with all the debt and such

257759  lecj07: @SurfNTurf just another borkf in a wall.

257768  lecj07: @MC Delta T He spelled it in flaming letters on the pier.

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257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.



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Score:
318
 
 Festis: He never got called an asshole
 Sadpygmy: Oh Cisco!
 addend: "Eh, I'll just keep smoking."
 Kaviri: Ha, what am I supposed to do with this?
 Side Boob: They say my art will increase in value after I die...
 Mr. Shine: "You've got P.P. on your smock."
 Coach Teacher: @SimonSaysGarfunkel older brother?
 Amy Housewine: Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Roy Moores grandfather?
Image 226548   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
296
 
 Liar tuck: I remember him! PJ Phil Guerrero, IIRC
 DrinkMixMan: holy snit
 Gomi Day: @WotGives i have no idea, actually. but this is 100% peak 90's phil.
 WotGives: @Gomi Day Not necessarily. Isn't this guy still doing The Zone?
 Kaviri: Its almost beautiful.
 Gomi Day: THE NINETIES
 tib gubb: holy shit
Image 226547   01-13-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
578
 
 prospector: A mental-health-related joke I couldnt et to work: Sometimes I think about trying suicide, but then I give myself a pep talk: Dont just try! You can do it!
 Prostata: this with #226586 makes me wonder if this is the start of the uprising
 Gomi Day: @KyleisBobDole let's hear it for frankie.
 KyleisBobDole: Frankie Teardrop is a terrifying song that I highly recommend.
 yawgmoth: @apoxia the vast majority of those Who try are Just doing it for getting attention.
 Coach Teacher: @Volwen Not a recommended activity. I tried it and the fucking afterlife constantly smells like someone's boiling cabbage. 24/7 boiled cabbage. And everyone's super sensitive about the silliest issues.
 tib gubb: i radded this reflexively
 apoxia: I've generally heard regrets from those who tried and didn't succeed. I mean regrets that they tried in the first place (but not exclusively).
 Sadbot: You first
 Volwen: I haven't heard any positive reviews from anyone who's actually done it.
Image 226546   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
557
 
 Side Boob: "Dammit Wally, I need those reports today!"
Image 226545   01-13-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
754
 
 Surprising: "Why me, Lord?"
 Coach Teacher: Do a flip!
 Amy Housewine: Flap those wings and you will fly, poocher.
Image 226544   01-13-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
527
 
 raditzu: There is no steak under the table. Do something about it.
 tib gubb: "are you seriously eating steak right meow"
 addend: *gasp* "With ketchup?!"
Image 226543   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You are dirty from thinking about it. Better wash em all again just to be safe.
 waynelord: @OldKentuckyShark What about a bro? Have you ever worn a bro? Or how about a manssiere?
 celebgate: @OldKentuckyShark im a dude, so... i enjoy wearing men's thongs, and occasionally women's panties, but never a bra.
 marxist: Follow-up: how many times do you wash a bra before wearing it?
 veryblue: @OldKentuckyShark A lot, in the underboob area
 Mustyrats: @VoR LMFAO
 VoR: @OldKentuckyShark for the owner or the 14yr old next door?
 robocop: how much sweat do boobs create? (asking for a friend)
 Kaviri: Boob acne.
 Coach Teacher: @apoxia Was this reported for the benefit of aliens and inquisitive dogs?
 sparename: Aren't they like underpants? Just turn 'em inside-out and they're good for another three weeks?
 Coach Teacher: Let he who is without underpants cast the first bra snap. *looks down* Welp, looks like it's my show from here, ponies and dogs.
 apoxia: Your body sweats all over, including the boobs and chest.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Sadbot because sometimes the slow kid deserves an extra rice krispy trewt.
 Sadbot: The real question we should be asking gals is : yall lookin like the main character underdog in in The Devil Wears Prada, so why you steppin out with guys that look and sound like Jesse Pinkman from Season 1 of Breaking Bad?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Theyre basically elbow pads with lace right? Unless you eat cereal out of them, good to go.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Honestly Im shocked once has any got
Image 226542   01-13-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
834
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Concept bug for trade show.
 sparename: Prettydator
 Mr. Shine: *GENTLY throws Pokeball*
Image 226541   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
444
 
 Mr Bleak: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!
 Kaviri: Ah, mission accomplished.
 Side Boob: "I didn't do it"
 sparenamelaptopdied: "AKITA, AKITA, UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY, YEEHAW!" .. besides the fact it's probably not an akita and Speedy Gonzales was probably a bad stereotype, growing up in England with no other spanish language stuff on TV (apart from the odd bit in Sesame Street) this is kind of like what we thought he said. Though I don't think akitas had been invented when I was little
 tib gubb: "i smelled something. thought it might be dangerous. you're welcome."
 karmakat: you said you wanted to change the carpet...I thought I would start helping...right?
Image 226540   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
795
 
 apoxia: People pay for Windows?
 addend: 1... The correct answer is 1.
Image 226539   01-13-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
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