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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Fliple Dampungo: I remember him! PJ Phil Guerrero, IIRC
 Merbo Grunumbies: holy snit
 Pungo Plemupert: @WotGives i have no idea, actually. but this is 100% peak 90's phil.
 Lewn Horpupert: @Gomi Day Not necessarily. Isn't this guy still doing The Zone?
 Tharm Ploble: Its almost beautiful.
 Trong Plemopert: THE NINETIES
 Murt Rempopert: holy shit
Image 226547   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Frengo Plemupert
Score:
578
 
 Vempo Grunumple: A mental-health-related joke I couldnt et to work: Sometimes I think about trying suicide, but then I give myself a pep talk: Dont just try! You can do it!
 Pumpo Grunongo: this with #226586 makes me wonder if this is the start of the uprising
 Porbo Rempuble: @KyleisBobDole let's hear it for frankie.
 Lurm Grunombies: Frankie Teardrop is a terrifying song that I highly recommend.
 Crerb Dampungo: @apoxia the vast majority of those Who try are Just doing it for getting attention.
 Thort Dampumple: @Volwen Not a recommended activity. I tried it and the fucking afterlife constantly smells like someone's boiling cabbage. 24/7 boiled cabbage. And everyone's super sensitive about the silliest issues.
 Meft Plemongus: i radded this reflexively
 Frirt Albupert: I've generally heard regrets from those who tried and didn't succeed. I mean regrets that they tried in the first place (but not exclusively).
 Pompo Brumple: You first
 Herb Grunupert: I haven't heard any positive reviews from anyone who's actually done it.
Image 226546   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Trirbo Morpongus
Score:
557
 
 Theft Horpongo: "Dammit Wally, I need those reports today!"
Image 226545   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Trarm Rempongus
Score:
754
 
 Durbo Morpongo: "Why me, Lord?"
 Vaple Grunuble: Do a flip!
 Thirb Dampungus: Flap those wings and you will fly, poocher.
Image 226544   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Dert Flupert
Score:
527
 
 Lople Horpumple: There is no steak under the table. Do something about it.
 Ming Plumbies: "are you seriously eating steak right meow"
 Leld Plemomple: *gasp* "With ketchup?!"
Image 226543   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Rungo Horpongus
Score:
308
 
 Frarbo Morpungo: You are dirty from thinking about it. Better wash em all again just to be safe.
 Muwn Cremupert: @OldKentuckyShark What about a bro? Have you ever worn a bro? Or how about a manssiere?
 Vorb Flumopert: @OldKentuckyShark im a dude, so... i enjoy wearing men's thongs, and occasionally women's panties, but never a bra.
 Vuld Cremumple: Follow-up: how many times do you wash a bra before wearing it?
 Lomp Brombies: @OldKentuckyShark A lot, in the underboob area
 Lilm Flumomple: @VoR LMFAO
 Polm Gropert: @OldKentuckyShark for the owner or the 14yr old next door?
 Gampo Brumple: how much sweat do boobs create? (asking for a friend)
 Borb Brombies: Boob acne.
 Crirbo Drumongo: @apoxia Was this reported for the benefit of aliens and inquisitive dogs?
 Doft Plumbies: Aren't they like underpants? Just turn 'em inside-out and they're good for another three weeks?
 Gort Cremuble: Let he who is without underpants cast the first bra snap. *looks down* Welp, looks like it's my show from here, ponies and dogs.
 Porm Dampopert: Your body sweats all over, including the boobs and chest.
 Berb Flumbies: @Sadbot because sometimes the slow kid deserves an extra rice krispy trewt.
 Gople Drumumbies: The real question we should be asking gals is : yall lookin like the main character underdog in in The Devil Wears Prada, so why you steppin out with guys that look and sound like Jesse Pinkman from Season 1 of Breaking Bad?
 Trongo Cremumple: Theyre basically elbow pads with lace right? Unless you eat cereal out of them, good to go.
 Flulm Gromple: Honestly Im shocked once has any got
Image 226542   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Therm Flomple
Score:
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 Gert Brungus: Concept bug for trade show.
 Paft Morpomple: Prettydator
 Themp Flomple: *GENTLY throws Pokeball*
Image 226541   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Florm Morpongo
Score:
444
 
 Berm Grunoble: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!
 Luld Dampungo: Ah, mission accomplished.
 Frarbo Cremoble: "I didn't do it"
 Vengo Plemumple: "AKITA, AKITA, UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY, YEEHAW!" .. besides the fact it's probably not an akita and Speedy Gonzales was probably a bad stereotype, growing up in England with no other spanish language stuff on TV (apart from the odd bit in Sesame Street) this is kind of like what we thought he said. Though I don't think akitas had been invented when I was little
 Mawn Groble: "i smelled something. thought it might be dangerous. you're welcome."
 Boft Rempomple: you said you wanted to change the carpet...I thought I would start helping...right?
Image 226540   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Dingo Bruble
Score:
795
 
 Flilm Bropert: People pay for Windows?
 Jarbo Brungo: 1... The correct answer is 1.
Image 226539   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Lert Brombies
Score:
596
 
 Lolm Drumoble: The Zagats couple, in dog form
 Hift Bruble: doubleboop!
Image 226538   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Raple Drumongo
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