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273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273255  AlexDeLarge: Always rad for pet rats

273225  KickassHellyeah: same here @addend!!!

273297  Kevin II: Obviously the other pic of them all 25 years older dressed up and posing in the same way got whack offped...

273293  tib gubb: the forest - it is haunted

273267  a robot: The apocalypse is happening but at least we have tacos?

273294  Annoying Vegan : This is me trying to eat less sugar even though my husband is really good at baking.

273265  El hefe: The world leader in nilla wafer research

273279  HermwoodLitmajor: Despite the geometry, would.

273290  Prostata: gtfo with this shit

273292  Prostata: good doggo

273292  ignatz: Yeah but it's Coors Light so what's the point?

273296  ignatz: Is this a sportish thing? I normally associate those marshmallow microphone headsets with sportsing..

273282  tib gubb: turns out granny keeps it realer

273233  Prostata: wtf were you eating in May?

273299  ignatz: Shots when turning dad: cheap.

273281  Air Biscuit: Unknown album you rat!

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3. ignatz
4. Side Boob
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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
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11. Mexico: 1724 points
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Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You are dirty from thinking about it. Better wash em all again just to be safe.
 waynelord: @OldKentuckyShark What about a bro? Have you ever worn a bro? Or how about a manssiere?
 celebgate: @OldKentuckyShark im a dude, so... i enjoy wearing men's thongs, and occasionally women's panties, but never a bra.
 marxist: Follow-up: how many times do you wash a bra before wearing it?
 veryblue: @OldKentuckyShark A lot, in the underboob area
 Mustyrats: @VoR LMFAO
 Sydney: @OldKentuckyShark for the owner or the 14yr old next door?
 robocop: how much sweat do boobs create? (asking for a friend)
 Kaviri: Boob acne.
 Coach Teacher: @apoxia Was this reported for the benefit of aliens and inquisitive dogs?
 sparename: Aren't they like underpants? Just turn 'em inside-out and they're good for another three weeks?
 Coach Teacher: Let he who is without underpants cast the first bra snap. *looks down* Welp, looks like it's my show from here, ponies and dogs.
 apoxia: Your body sweats all over, including the boobs and chest.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Sadbot because sometimes the slow kid deserves an extra rice krispy trewt.
 Sadbot: The real question we should be asking gals is : yall lookin like the main character underdog in in The Devil Wears Prada, so why you steppin out with guys that look and sound like Jesse Pinkman from Season 1 of Breaking Bad?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Theyre basically elbow pads with lace right? Unless you eat cereal out of them, good to go.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Honestly Im shocked once has any got
Image 226542   01-13-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
834
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Concept bug for trade show.
 sparename: Prettydator
 Mr. Shine: *GENTLY throws Pokeball*
Image 226541   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
444
 
 Mr Bleak: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!
 Kaviri: Ah, mission accomplished.
 Side Boob: "I didn't do it"
 sparenamelaptopdied: "AKITA, AKITA, UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY, YEEHAW!" .. besides the fact it's probably not an akita and Speedy Gonzales was probably a bad stereotype, growing up in England with no other spanish language stuff on TV (apart from the odd bit in Sesame Street) this is kind of like what we thought he said. Though I don't think akitas had been invented when I was little
 tib gubb: "i smelled something. thought it might be dangerous. you're welcome."
 karmakat: you said you wanted to change the carpet...I thought I would start helping...right?
Image 226540   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
795
 
 apoxia: People pay for Windows?
 addend: 1... The correct answer is 1.
Image 226539   01-13-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
596
 
 piratepom: The Zagats couple, in dog form
 Prostata: doubleboop!
Image 226538   01-13-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
345
 
 Coach Teacher: There's aquiet wisdom to being mystified by everything.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Probably gonna be everyones synopsis of 2018
 Sadbot: youtube.com/…
Image 226537   01-13-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
494
 
 stunt nuts: I choose to believe that being an artificial lifeform Johnny Depp does not have to poo
 Theimposter: Or installed... anything else for hands.
 addend: You'd think he'd have a better haircut.
 Sadbot: If his dad was such great inventor, I'm sure he coulda installed a bidet
Image 226536   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
299
 
 BavidDowie: Diaper Genie
 addend: Username/upload match.
Image 226535   01-13-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
245
 
 a robot: I have never heard of Fry's Pharmacy but I assume their slogan must be "shut up and give us your money."
 Chest Rockwell: We get it.
 zrj235: @when so no, it looks more like the hero we deserve.
 when so: the hero we need
Image 226534   01-13-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
439
 
 bbbrandon: It must be interesting being a weatherman in the Upside-Down
 when so: Here we see the rare swarm of string bees
Image 226533   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
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