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267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

267858  Shay: @Spazstatic Worse: youtu.be/…

267940  Eleftheros: they misaligned the screenprinting

267951  Eleftheros: "I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it"

267953  Side Boob: Silly foreigners driving on the wrong side :P

267930  Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267934  Mad Collager: Donald Trump's chihuahua.

267945  Mad Collager: @Knice ...flooded because of FEMA money transfers to ICE.

267921  Not A Bot: Oh, my?

267946  Jotun: She looks nice.

267951  Mad Collager: Don't look now, but I think your system has a bug.

267952  Eleftheros: *clicks headphones*

267949  Side Boob: @Spazstatic Ra-men, brother.

267823  LurkedMoar: @dangerkeith3000 Firefly Trek Wars GATE

267949  Spazstatic: Blessed is he who may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

267948  PenguinBartender: Cat ambush imminent.

267946  barfolomew: @fanny now, where could my pipe be

267889  Korrok: Convenient.

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1. Not A Bot
2. DrNinjaman
3. Shay
4. Spazstatic
5. tib gubb
6. a robot
7. dangerkeith3000
8. MrBoffo
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob



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267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.



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trees uploaded 267624 (807 points)
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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (805 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267579 (800 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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 2. fanny: 3929 points
 3. Side Boob: 3545 points
 4. Gomi Day: 2486 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2235 points
 6. toad: 2147 points
 7. Nope: 1858 points
 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
444
 
 NoRagrets: I initially thought the aliens in the first two were giant eyes.
 antipatterns: just high quality fruits and vegetables, and username/upload combos
 pusha p: Vegalos?
 DrinkMixMan: We come in peas
 Not A Bot: Total protonic reversal
Image 226496   01-12-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
328
 
 Derp Herpigan: That's what it's all about.
 DrinkMixMan: I didn't know that dance had 12 steps
 UnknownSample: But where would this make sense?
 Side Boob: This made me laugh so RAD
Image 226495   01-12-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
739
 
 Prostata: enjoying bathtime
 Side Boob: Capybaras are always RAD
Image 226494   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
136
 
 addend: a.k.a. "Why don't you get /your/ tubes tied?!"
 addend: Double knot, just to be sure.
 DrinkMixMan: I think my penis just winced
Image 226493   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
185
 
 dobbiesdoogs: gavrilo princip was here
Image 226492   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
361
 
 BavidDowie: Fishtians
 DrinkMixMan: Do fish Christians put decals of little humans on their cars?
Image 226491   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
765
 
 ashton: Sphincter-clenching tension...
 DrinkMixMan: RAAAAWR
 Sandor: Would pet, death be damned.
Image 226490   01-12-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
435
 
 Ulillillia: @tib gubb I would touch those toes. And get bit, but it'd be worth it.
 tib gubb: wanna pester that kitty
Image 226489   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
216
 
 antipatterns: Of course mass media was a bad idea
 White Rice: People enjoy media, and consume more when its easily available. Wow, what a profound and/or hot take.
 Nope: but buffering is bad.
Image 226488   01-12-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
321
 
 E. HONDA: I like how the 3rd bullet point implies you need to stay a safe distance away from the police. Pretty good advice in 2018 I'd say
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot How is that racist? It was historically and culturally relevant for a long period of time.
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine Exactly who I was thinking of. Bonus personal aside: in my grandparent's hometown in BFE Montana, the classiest bar has an antique sign in English and Mandarin that says "opium smoking prohibited", and I always waffle between "that's awesome" and "that's old timey racist" when I see it.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, John Madden
 charlemagne: ...I'd still know where I'd want to be, locked up inside my opium den, surrounded by some china men, I'd sing the song that I sang then, about the time they called me jackie
 deadwombat: Verizon, eh? BAD.
 addend: "Thank you for calling the opium hotline! Press 1 for rehabs, Press 2 for dens..."
 Hyphae: Oh, ONE TIME, and now my house is an opium den, then
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Alan Quatermain, I see you!
 Sadbot: I can usually spot an opium den by how many self-hating 1800s anti-heroes I see in there...smoking opium.
 Nope: It's not wrong
Image 226487   01-12-18   Uploaded by    androbot
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