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268536  a robot: That's nice, dear.

268541  wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"

268539  Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268543  Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?

268478  Air Biscuit: @Felicity i remember big shot.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest

268486  Air Biscuit: "DONT OPEN IT! YOULL KILL EVERYBODY AGAIN!"

268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

268492  Air Biscuit: Long as its not a zombeaver.

268525  MrBoffo: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?

268503  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

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10. Annoying Vegan



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
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 5. time is wastin: 1714 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. east bay: 1618 points
 8. VeeKay: 1551 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1516 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. Sydney: 1471 points
12. toad: 1428 points
13. Zaxxoff: 1404 points
14. fisto: 1400 points
15. amputator: 1387 points
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 Derp Herpigan: That's what it's all about.
 DrinkMixMan: I didn't know that dance had 12 steps
 UnknownSample: But where would this make sense?
 Side Boob: This made me laugh so RAD
Image 226495   01-12-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
739
 
 Prostata: enjoying bathtime
 Side Boob: Capybaras are always RAD
Image 226494   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
136
 
 addend: a.k.a. "Why don't you get /your/ tubes tied?!"
 addend: Double knot, just to be sure.
 DrinkMixMan: I think my penis just winced
Image 226493   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
185
 
 dobbiesdoogs: gavrilo princip was here
Image 226492   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
361
 
 BavidDowie: Fishtians
 DrinkMixMan: Do fish Christians put decals of little humans on their cars?
Image 226491   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
765
 
 ashton: Sphincter-clenching tension...
 DrinkMixMan: RAAAAWR
 Sandor: Would pet, death be damned.
Image 226490   01-12-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
435
 
 Ulillillia: @tib gubb I would touch those toes. And get bit, but it'd be worth it.
 tib gubb: wanna pester that kitty
Image 226489   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
216
 
 antipatterns: Of course mass media was a bad idea
 White Rice: People enjoy media, and consume more when its easily available. Wow, what a profound and/or hot take.
 Nope: but buffering is bad.
Image 226488   01-12-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
321
 
 E. HONDA: I like how the 3rd bullet point implies you need to stay a safe distance away from the police. Pretty good advice in 2018 I'd say
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot How is that racist? It was historically and culturally relevant for a long period of time.
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine Exactly who I was thinking of. Bonus personal aside: in my grandparent's hometown in BFE Montana, the classiest bar has an antique sign in English and Mandarin that says "opium smoking prohibited", and I always waffle between "that's awesome" and "that's old timey racist" when I see it.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, John Madden
 charlemagne: ...I'd still know where I'd want to be, locked up inside my opium den, surrounded by some china men, I'd sing the song that I sang then, about the time they called me jackie
 deadwombat: Verizon, eh? BAD.
 addend: "Thank you for calling the opium hotline! Press 1 for rehabs, Press 2 for dens..."
 Hyphae: Oh, ONE TIME, and now my house is an opium den, then
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Alan Quatermain, I see you!
 Sadbot: I can usually spot an opium den by how many self-hating 1800s anti-heroes I see in there...smoking opium.
 Nope: It's not wrong
Image 226487   01-12-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
393
 
 Urn BooUrn: Partake of my wisdom child. Now, what troubles you?
 Prostata: wise old doggo
 Ulillillia: Ghostface Pupper
Image 226486   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
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