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257555  Ihminen: "infant energy drink" has me worried

257414  BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

257552  bug: I think I found my dream job.

257074  Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome

257554  bug: Yup, that sums up Stockton. Their official city flag has tweakers stealing a TV.

257549  wolfpk: Look at what the lions left behind!

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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11. CompletelyJoking: 1842 points
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 addend: a.k.a. "Why don't you get /your/ tubes tied?!"
 addend: Double knot, just to be sure.
 DrinkMixMan: I think my penis just winced
Image 226493   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
185
 
 dobbiesdoogs: gavrilo princip was here
Image 226492   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
361
 
 BavidDowie: Fishtians
 DrinkMixMan: Do fish Christians put decals of little humans on their cars?
Image 226491   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
765
 
 ashton: Sphincter-clenching tension...
 DrinkMixMan: RAAAAWR
 Sandor: Would pet, death be damned.
Image 226490   01-12-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
435
 
 Ulillillia: @tib gubb I would touch those toes. And get bit, but it'd be worth it.
 tib gubb: wanna pester that kitty
Image 226489   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
216
 
 antipatterns: Of course mass media was a bad idea
 White Rice: People enjoy media, and consume more when its easily available. Wow, what a profound and/or hot take.
 Nope: but buffering is bad.
Image 226488   01-12-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
321
 
 E. HONDA: I like how the 3rd bullet point implies you need to stay a safe distance away from the police. Pretty good advice in 2018 I'd say
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot How is that racist? It was historically and culturally relevant for a long period of time.
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine Exactly who I was thinking of. Bonus personal aside: in my grandparent's hometown in BFE Montana, the classiest bar has an antique sign in English and Mandarin that says "opium smoking prohibited", and I always waffle between "that's awesome" and "that's old timey racist" when I see it.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, John Madden
 charlemagne: ...I'd still know where I'd want to be, locked up inside my opium den, surrounded by some china men, I'd sing the song that I sang then, about the time they called me jackie
 deadwombat: Verizon, eh? BAD.
 addend: "Thank you for calling the opium hotline! Press 1 for rehabs, Press 2 for dens..."
 Hyphae: Oh, ONE TIME, and now my house is an opium den, then
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Alan Quatermain, I see you!
 Sadbot: I can usually spot an opium den by how many self-hating 1800s anti-heroes I see in there...smoking opium.
 Nope: It's not wrong
Image 226487   01-12-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
393
 
 Urn BooUrn: Partake of my wisdom child. Now, what troubles you?
 Prostata: wise old doggo
 Ulillillia: Ghostface Pupper
Image 226486   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
154
 
 Hokie333: YES! YES! ROLL TIDE, BABY!
Image 226485   01-12-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
333
 
 mickeyd: Some Hollywood types could learn a lot from Keanu here!
 Shay: @tib gubb Or maybe he has a cold and doesn't want to spread his germs?
 tib gubb: hover hands paradoxically make a person more creepy. did you know?
Image 226484   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
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