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228184  Korrok: Korrok approves.

228245  Warrax: Chapter 1: Why they "gotta go fast."

228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

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228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.



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 addend: a.k.a. "Why don't you get /your/ tubes tied?!"
 addend: Double knot, just to be sure.
 DrinkMixMan: I think my penis just winced
Image 226493   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
157
 
 dobbiesdoogs: gavrilo princip was here
Image 226492   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
361
 
 BavidDowie: Fishtians
 DrinkMixMan: Do fish Christians put decals of little humans on their cars?
Image 226491   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
738
 
 Robespierre: Sphincter-clenching tension...
 DrinkMixMan: RAAAAWR
 Sandor: Would pet, death be damned.
Image 226490   01-12-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
407
 
 Ulillillia: @tib gubb I would touch those toes. And get bit, but it'd be worth it.
 tib gubb: wanna pester that kitty
Image 226489   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
216
 
 antipatterns: Of course mass media was a bad idea
 White Rice: People enjoy media, and consume more when its easily available. Wow, what a profound and/or hot take.
 Nope: but buffering is bad.
Image 226488   01-12-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
321
 
 E. HONDA: I like how the 3rd bullet point implies you need to stay a safe distance away from the police. Pretty good advice in 2018 I'd say
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot How is that racist? It was historically and culturally relevant for a long period of time.
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine Exactly who I was thinking of. Bonus personal aside: in my grandparent's hometown in BFE Montana, the classiest bar has an antique sign in English and Mandarin that says "opium smoking prohibited", and I always waffle between "that's awesome" and "that's old timey racist" when I see it.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, John Madden
 charlemagne: ...I'd still know where I'd want to be, locked up inside my opium den, surrounded by some china men, I'd sing the song that I sang then, about the time they called me jackie
 Robespierre: Verizon, eh? BAD.
 addend: "Thank you for calling the opium hotline! Press 1 for rehabs, Press 2 for dens..."
 Hyphae: Oh, ONE TIME, and now my house is an opium den, then
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Alan Quatermain, I see you!
 Sadbot: I can usually spot an opium den by how many self-hating 1800s anti-heroes I see in there...smoking opium.
 Nope: It's not wrong
Image 226487   01-12-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
393
 
 Urn BooUrn: Partake of my wisdom child. Now, what troubles you?
 Prostata: wise old doggo
 Ulillillia: Ghostface Pupper
Image 226486   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
154
 
 Hokie333: YES! YES! ROLL TIDE, BABY!
Image 226485   01-12-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
305
 
 glenalec: Some Hollywood types could learn a lot from Keanu here!
 Shay: @tib gubb Or maybe he has a cold and doesn't want to spread his germs?
 tib gubb: hover hands paradoxically make a person more creepy. did you know?
Image 226484   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
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