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234051  ignatz: Your Captcha has escaped..

234036  barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.

234041  Sadbot: That would be a pretty funny movie, though

234026  FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before

233913  VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..

234033  FabricMan: American? Is it American?

234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

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233930 brian greene: i would

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233978 Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?



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738
 
 Robespierre: Sphincter-clenching tension...
 DrinkMixMan: RAAAAWR
 Sandor: Would pet, death be damned.
Image 226490   01-12-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
407
 
 Ulillillia: @tib gubb I would touch those toes. And get bit, but it'd be worth it.
 tib gubb: wanna pester that kitty
Image 226489   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
216
 
 antipatterns: Of course mass media was a bad idea
 White Rice: People enjoy media, and consume more when its easily available. Wow, what a profound and/or hot take.
 Nope: but buffering is bad.
Image 226488   01-12-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
321
 
 E. HONDA: I like how the 3rd bullet point implies you need to stay a safe distance away from the police. Pretty good advice in 2018 I'd say
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot How is that racist? It was historically and culturally relevant for a long period of time.
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine Exactly who I was thinking of. Bonus personal aside: in my grandparent's hometown in BFE Montana, the classiest bar has an antique sign in English and Mandarin that says "opium smoking prohibited", and I always waffle between "that's awesome" and "that's old timey racist" when I see it.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, John Madden
 charlemagne: ...I'd still know where I'd want to be, locked up inside my opium den, surrounded by some china men, I'd sing the song that I sang then, about the time they called me jackie
 Robespierre: Verizon, eh? BAD.
 addend: "Thank you for calling the opium hotline! Press 1 for rehabs, Press 2 for dens..."
 Hyphae: Oh, ONE TIME, and now my house is an opium den, then
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Alan Quatermain, I see you!
 Sadbot: I can usually spot an opium den by how many self-hating 1800s anti-heroes I see in there...smoking opium.
 Nope: It's not wrong
Image 226487   01-12-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
393
 
 Urn BooUrn: Partake of my wisdom child. Now, what troubles you?
 Prostata: wise old doggo
 Ulillillia: Ghostface Pupper
Image 226486   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
154
 
 Hokie333: YES! YES! ROLL TIDE, BABY!
Image 226485   01-12-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
305
 
 glenalec: Some Hollywood types could learn a lot from Keanu here!
 Shay: @tib gubb Or maybe he has a cold and doesn't want to spread his germs?
 tib gubb: hover hands paradoxically make a person more creepy. did you know?
Image 226484   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
250
 
 Theimposter: a manmoosepig once bit my sister...
 Shay: Is he from this shithole that CNN's been talking about?
 tib gubb: the rare manmoosepig... how majestic
Image 226483   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
612
 
 addend: The ART ELLAs cancel out, leaving 2SMF.
 Side Boob: Same
Image 226482   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
145
 
 Robespierre: He's pining for the fjords.
 DrinkMixMan: DO NOT EAT
 WTF: It's always good to have one on hand, just in case.
 Shay: This, my good sir, is what I call a dead parrot.
 Sadbot: I choose to believe this is the pilot episode for Bird Futurama
 square44: I don't know what I was expecting
 Mr. Shine: Show some godd@mn respect.
Image 226481   01-12-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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