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268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. Dr Awkward
8. Felicity
9. wolfpk
10. Spazstatic



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


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 2. fanny: 4232 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
12. bbbrandon: 1554 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1526 points
14. greg: 1519 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
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 Shay: Vance, you build the road.
Image 226447   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
524
 
 karmakat: @square44 probably more "not found"
 square44: @karmakat yes, in the head. Where else would it be?
 funny in the wall: html tho?
 karmakat: no shit...but is THERE A BRAIN?
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh, head.
Image 226446   01-12-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
220
 
 sparename: Outside world is quite hostile
 carpwoman: Windows are slightly taken aback.
 Mumbo Dingus: WALL IS STARTLED
 karmakat: does she need a psychologist to feel better?
 VeeKay: Was going to comment 'same' but I'm more of a vague sense of existential uneasiness.
Image 226445   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
284
 
 doindabs: That's good to hear - Newport pleasure and Limp Bizkit are a bad combination.
 Donut: Also, no fidget spinners allowed. It was a dumb fad and we will not encourage such behavior in this establishment.
Image 226444   01-12-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
644
 
 Donut: He may be happy now but wait until he realizes he's stuck.
Image 226443   01-12-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
586
 
 jochenau: @sparename It could be a sink actually, yeah.
 sparename: Sooooo, I thought that this was a waste disposal.. Do some Americans need those in the shower, then?
 Mr. Pepper: @jochenau I was afraid of them as a child. They reminded me of black holes. I had nightmares about falling into their gravity
 Side Boob: ...the vortex stares back.
 jochenau: @Robespierre I started showering instead of taking baths, I guess? They're still pretty nifty.
 Jason Steak: @jochenau And then what happened?
 jochenau: I really liked bathtub vortices when I was a kid.
 VeeKay: The vortex sees you.
Image 226442   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
546
 
 bigASShobo: If it happened in Quebec it also needs to be in both official languages
 funny in the wall: it's not complete until someone apologizes
 Side Boob: A m00se bit my sister once.
Image 226441   01-12-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
479
 
 waaaaaat: That's when you realize that all dogs perfectly understand every single word but pretend not to get you mad
 El hefe: It's usually more like plunging your hand blindly into a toilet
Image 226440   01-12-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
661
 
 Mr. Shine: Handsome fellow!
Image 226439   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
209
 
 PushyWebsite: Oh Hansi, you scamp!
 jochenau: @Donut It was a little odd when I was in Japan and Apple Maps had little swastikas all over the place to mark the Buddhist temples.
 froggyfresh: Alive With Pleasure
 Donut: "I like the appropriation of sacred Hindi symbols by extremists to reflect their narrow views and to tarnish their meaning forever.!"
 Sadbot: Read the sequel: "The Girl Who Drank Poison In Front of The Hauge"
 VeeKay: Ivanka
 Ulillillia: He used to be Hansi, but that's what he used to be
Image 226438   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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