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273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...



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 doindabs: That's good to hear - Newport pleasure and Limp Bizkit are a bad combination.
 Donut: Also, no fidget spinners allowed. It was a dumb fad and we will not encourage such behavior in this establishment.
Image 226444   01-12-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
644
 
 Donut: He may be happy now but wait until he realizes he's stuck.
Image 226443   01-12-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
586
 
 jochenau: @sparename It could be a sink actually, yeah.
 sparename: Sooooo, I thought that this was a waste disposal.. Do some Americans need those in the shower, then?
 Mr. Pepper: @jochenau I was afraid of them as a child. They reminded me of black holes. I had nightmares about falling into their gravity
 Side Boob: ...the vortex stares back.
 jochenau: @Robespierre I started showering instead of taking baths, I guess? They're still pretty nifty.
 Jason Steak: @jochenau And then what happened?
 jochenau: I really liked bathtub vortices when I was a kid.
 Alaskan: The vortex sees you.
Image 226442   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
546
 
 bigASShobo: If it happened in Quebec it also needs to be in both official languages
 funny in the wall: it's not complete until someone apologizes
 Side Boob: A m00se bit my sister once.
Image 226441   01-12-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
479
 
 waaaaaat: That's when you realize that all dogs perfectly understand every single word but pretend not to get you mad
 El hefe: It's usually more like plunging your hand blindly into a toilet
Image 226440   01-12-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
661
 
 Mr. Shine: Handsome fellow!
Image 226439   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
209
 
 PushyWebsite: Oh Hansi, you scamp!
 jochenau: @Donut It was a little odd when I was in Japan and Apple Maps had little swastikas all over the place to mark the Buddhist temples.
 froggyfresh: Alive With Pleasure
 Donut: "I like the appropriation of sacred Hindi symbols by extremists to reflect their narrow views and to tarnish their meaning forever.!"
 Sadbot: Read the sequel: "The Girl Who Drank Poison In Front of The Hauge"
 skittles: Ivanka
 Ulillillia: He used to be Hansi, but that's what he used to be
Image 226438   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
548
 
 wolfpupy: I'm seeing James Gandolfini..
 tib gubb: "gettin' real tired of your shit, Stanley"
 my wheelhouse: I want to make Serious Cat purr
 Salvador Molly: (Purses lips in disapproval)
Image 226437   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
791
 
 RiderFan: Now show it Ebichu: the Housekeeping Hamster.
 manlyman: Sqeeeeeee!
 karmakat: is he training the way to be an HAMTARO!
 Prostata: Hamtaro!
 wolfpk: Look behind you!!! #226435
 Shay: Just hamming it up.
 PygmyGremlin: Hamster humour is weird.
Image 226436   01-12-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
596
 
 alborland: Thats one of those cat expressions that convinces people that cats are wise
 Not A Bot: If this is a desert pizza and has no actual pizza stuff I might consider trying it
 wolfpk: Yes, just ignore me you tasty morsel! #226436
 trelyate: majestic floofer
Image 226435   01-12-18   Uploaded by    fink
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