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257558  a sedated moose: I appreciate you all very much. This image eloquently states my emotional status, and I want you all to know that you are beautiful at all times; never forget that the world around you is simply amazing, and by extension, you are too.

257555  Ihminen: "infant energy drink" has me worried

257414  BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

257552  bug: I think I found my dream job.

257074  Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome

257554  bug: Yup, that sums up Stockton. Their official city flag has tweakers stealing a TV.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Not A Bot
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10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257261 WTF: Overly painful - 12"

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing



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11. CompletelyJoking: 1842 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
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14. Prombom: 1757 points
15. a robot: 1716 points
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 tib gubb: gotta get to the chewy center
 Gringos: Well you shouldn't smell and taste so delicious, then!
 well duh: My cat will do this if you have lotion on your hands. Ok, she skips the licking part and goes straight to the biting, but still accurate.
 wolfpk: It's your fault fot letting it have a taste!
 VoR: Pika?
 a robot: Accurate.
 Side Boob: Cat working as intended
 GTA VII: That's so cat.
Image 226432   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
635
 
 Colbo Mundus: Introducing Velvet 85 - Soulful, Striking Portraits
Image 226431   01-12-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
722
 
 Mr. Shine: Aarrgh so cute!
 wolfpk: Hay
Image 226430   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
716
 
 sparename: If Nimbus made selfie-sticks..
 Shay: Damnit son, can you please move out of the house and find a job already?
 dangerkeith3000: She Hulk Strong
 grizzly: That's a selfie-Bob
 Popsicle Dream: Overthinking in action.
Image 226429   01-12-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
661
 
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Image 226428   01-12-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
650
 
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Image 226427   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
949
 
 Teechur: @ignatz Well done! I would never be able to make it look this good using MSPaint.....
 grizzly: @ignatz he sakted to mutch.
 ignatz: Apologies to @Knice -better looking by far..
 Dr Awkward: I wish I was good at computer things like @ignatz
 teletub: Just NOPE.
Image 226426   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
503
 
 qazwsx: Heeeeers Ducky!
 Mr. Shine: Nobody gets in to see the Gizzard! Not no way, not no how!!
 Shay: Hey kid, wanna buy some insurance?
 Life Whacker: Looks as worn as the pickguard on my Telecaster.
Image 226425   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
113
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh hai Mark
 Donut: No, it's just we couldn't find Tommy Wiseau and you're the closest guy we can find that looks like him.
 Korrok: Nope....
Image 226424   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: "that insatiable urge to visited" these switcheroos are getting sillier...
 Mr Bleak: @sparename And then you got some damn virus that insatiable urge to visited your dial up to them ... and that was an international call. Ouch! That was not a fun phone bill...
 carpwoman: @sparename - We were the shit. Man. 56k!!!!
 pewdiepie: @Teechur Can I have the chicken Kiev instead?
 Teechur: @sparename The Freenet service where we met was limited to 60 minutes per connection. Then it was busy signal after busy signal. And because we didn't have touch tone service AND it was a 1+area code, it took forever to reconnect!
 sparename: @dangerkeith3000 @Teechur The good ol' days of dial-up when, after your first nasty phone bill, you realise that even though you set your modem to auto-disconnect after 10 mins of inactivity, you'd set your e-mail client to check every 5 mins...
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 @sparename My wife and I met at 14.4 I soon upgraded to a 33k. She almost broke up with me because I was moving too fast.... Badump TSS! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename 56K used to be the bomb...
 sparename: I remember when I upgraded my USRobotics modem from 33k to 56k...
 tib gubb: is this one of those ironic internets?
 space: It's an oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction that's housed in a paradox - must exist in some other dimension.
Image 226423   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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