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272425  Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272558  Teechur: There! I fixed it!

272532  Mad Collager: @FabricMan "Use this to write your won't."

272557  SuedeOxford: tanX Obama

272557  Darmstadtium: Finally! I will be cool at parties now!

272558  Darmstadtium: Definitively the actions of a double A

272549  Mad Collager: @Littlecraftywolf I think he's from Cheshire.

272554  Nope: 2 steps ahead of you

272527  BavidDowie: I ain't tryin have a weenie roast

272554  ThoughtlessGentleman: its just a ride.

272556  Teechur: Your Bishop/Alien cosplay needs work.

272545  SuedeOxford: U havin' a laff?

272551  Mr. Whiskers: In the middle of Morestreet

272552  Mr. Whiskers: Man, that lady shrank!

272554  Sadbot: When I worked there and was made to wear the suit, I'd lean down to the birthday kid and whisper so that only they could hear "do what thou wilt"

272540  fishing: Where in the world is Pizza San Diego?

272450  WannaBee: @SuedeOxford Thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

272539  Lantry: Lantry

272552  Lantry: @Littlecraftywolf He isnt!

272553  sparename: Licensed To Grill

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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Score:
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 tib gubb: gotta get to the chewy center
 Gringos: Well you shouldn't smell and taste so delicious, then!
 well duh: My cat will do this if you have lotion on your hands. Ok, she skips the licking part and goes straight to the biting, but still accurate.
 wolfpk: It's your fault fot letting it have a taste!
 crappypants: Pika?
 a robot: Accurate.
 Side Boob: Cat working as intended
 GTA VII: That's so cat.
Image 226432   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
635
 
 Colbo Mundus: Introducing Velvet 85 - Soulful, Striking Portraits
Image 226431   01-12-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
722
 
 Mr. Shine: Aarrgh so cute!
 wolfpk: Hay
Image 226430   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
716
 
 sparename: If Nimbus made selfie-sticks..
 Shay: Damnit son, can you please move out of the house and find a job already?
 dangerkeith3000: She Hulk Strong
 grizzly: That's a selfie-Bob
 Popsicle Dream: Overthinking in action.
Image 226429   01-12-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
661
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 226428   01-12-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
650
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 226427   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
949
 
 Teechur: @ignatz Well done! I would never be able to make it look this good using MSPaint.....
 grizzly: @ignatz he sakted to mutch.
 mrmaestro: Apologies to @Knice -better looking by far..
 Dr Awkward: I wish I was good at computer things like @ignatz
 teletub: Just NOPE.
Image 226426   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
503
 
 qazwsx: Heeeeers Ducky!
 Mr. Shine: Nobody gets in to see the Gizzard! Not no way, not no how!!
 Shay: Hey kid, wanna buy some insurance?
 Life Whacker: Looks as worn as the pickguard on my Telecaster.
Image 226425   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
113
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh hai Mark
 Donut: No, it's just we couldn't find Tommy Wiseau and you're the closest guy we can find that looks like him.
 Korrok: Nope....
Image 226424   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: "that insatiable urge to visited" these switcheroos are getting sillier...
 Mr Bleak: @sparename And then you got some damn virus that insatiable urge to visited your dial up to them ... and that was an international call. Ouch! That was not a fun phone bill...
 carpwoman: @sparename - We were the shit. Man. 56k!!!!
 pewdiepie: @Teechur Can I have the chicken Kiev instead?
 Teechur: @sparename The Freenet service where we met was limited to 60 minutes per connection. Then it was busy signal after busy signal. And because we didn't have touch tone service AND it was a 1+area code, it took forever to reconnect!
 sparename: @dangerkeith3000 @Teechur The good ol' days of dial-up when, after your first nasty phone bill, you realise that even though you set your modem to auto-disconnect after 10 mins of inactivity, you'd set your e-mail client to check every 5 mins...
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 @sparename My wife and I met at 14.4 I soon upgraded to a 33k. She almost broke up with me because I was moving too fast.... Badump TSS! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename 56K used to be the bomb...
 sparename: I remember when I upgraded my USRobotics modem from 33k to 56k...
 tib gubb: is this one of those ironic internets?
 space: It's an oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction that's housed in a paradox - must exist in some other dimension.
Image 226423   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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