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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 226427   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Mald Dampuble
Score:
949
 
 Rorm Rempuble: @ignatz Well done! I would never be able to make it look this good using MSPaint.....
 Veple Horpungo: @ignatz he sakted to mutch.
 Creple Horpoble: Apologies to @Knice -better looking by far..
 Thungo Flumombies: I wish I was good at computer things like @ignatz
 Dong Horpomple: Just NOPE.
Image 226426   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Hirbo Brongo
Score:
503
 
 Flamp Plombies: Heeeeers Ducky!
 Crirm Cremumple: Nobody gets in to see the Gizzard! Not no way, not no how!!
 Morbo Rempumbies: Hey kid, wanna buy some insurance?
 Lampo Rempungo: Looks as worn as the pickguard on my Telecaster.
Image 226425   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Dampo Flumopert
Score:
113
 
 Vown Cremumbies: Oh hai Mark
 Jawn Albungus: No, it's just we couldn't find Tommy Wiseau and you're the closest guy we can find that looks like him.
 Limp Grunumple: Nope....
Image 226424   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Trompo Rempongo
Score:
241
 
 Murt Rempungus: "that insatiable urge to visited" these switcheroos are getting sillier...
 Deld Grungus: @sparename And then you got some damn virus that insatiable urge to visited your dial up to them ... and that was an international call. Ouch! That was not a fun phone bill...
 Ringo Plumple: @sparename - We were the shit. Man. 56k!!!!
 Crampo Plopert: @Teechur Can I have the chicken Kiev instead?
 Flift Bropert: @sparename The Freenet service where we met was limited to 60 minutes per connection. Then it was busy signal after busy signal. And because we didn't have touch tone service AND it was a 1+area code, it took forever to reconnect!
 Frown Cremongo: @dangerkeith3000 @Teechur The good ol' days of dial-up when, after your first nasty phone bill, you realise that even though you set your modem to auto-disconnect after 10 mins of inactivity, you'd set your e-mail client to check every 5 mins...
 Flemp Flumumple: @dangerkeith3000 @sparename My wife and I met at 14.4 I soon upgraded to a 33k. She almost broke up with me because I was moving too fast.... Badump TSS! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
 Rurbo Horpungus: @sparename 56K used to be the bomb...
 Geple Plumbies: I remember when I upgraded my USRobotics modem from 33k to 56k...
 Frarb Plongus: is this one of those ironic internets?
 Vump Ploble: It's an oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction that's housed in a paradox - must exist in some other dimension.
Image 226423   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Muft Brumbies
Score:
548
 
 Gump Cremopert: ..and that's when the doping started
 Flomp Grunuble: Last panel: *sonichorn*
 Lulm Rempongo: Tails is being a little bitch
Image 226422   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Pungo Flupert
Score:
328
 
 Crerm Rempungus: I can't tell how big those dumpsters are... this could be a Halflinger, if small, but if it's a full-sized draft, it a Belgian.
 Bulm Rempuble: @Dr Awkward Krekt!
 Darbo Plemombies: @ignatz I'm a little hoarse!
 Gampo Dampungus: "Look Honey! Someone is throwing out a perfectly good pony."
 Vemp Rempongo: What did the pony with a sore throat say?
 Fraple Grunumbies: You can lead a horse to garbage but you can't make him eat.
Image 226421   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Flown Plumple
Score:
392
 
 Cruft Albopert: I can't find Gregory's hole.. I'm sure it was called that.. When I learnt about lining-up TV studio cameras in the dim and very distant past, we had test charts with the usual black to white and colour bars but because black ink isn't exactly black, the chart had a hole in it, an inch or so square, filled with black velvet so that on an oscilloscope we could measure a real black level coming from the camera
 Jeple Drumongus: I want a third one that's even blacker in the picture, labeled "photoshop"
 Mamp Morpombies: I want my next bike to be vantablack.
 Pold Rempuble: I see your black paint and I vantablack
 Flump Horpumbies: Apparently the Bird-of-Paradise has black feathers that are nearly as black as Vantablack. It makes their incandescent feathers looks even more brilliant.
 Jump Horpungo: Vantablack is the new black.
 Ving Morpomple: Does it absorb Radar? Asking for a friend :P
 Mempo Brumple: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
 Huple Drumoble: i want this sooooo bad. think of the pranks!!!! also my 4runner would be a depthless void into nothingness.
 Duple Drumuble: Vertically aligned carbon nanotubes really turn me on.
Image 226420   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Thert Rempomple
Score:
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 Bango Plemungus: Maybe they are saying they won't put out unless there is reform?
 Thuld Cremungus: Sounds like a Thai sentiment.
 Trelm Grunungus: @dangerkeith3000 A hand job?
 Mimp Horpupert: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Image 226419   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Theng Plumbies
Score:
210
 
 Gimpo Flumple: There they were, jus' groovin' on a Sunday afternoon, when out of a clear blue sky...
 Freple Plongo: Better to go out smilin' than to go out cryin'.
Image 226418   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bewn Grungus
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