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272950  PenguinBartender: "Lady, you're not ACTUALLY going to choke me out if I ask 'one more time' for your brea--eeeeech!"

272955  fanny: just imagine for a moment what fish milk would taste like.

272956  FabricMan: Sounds like the hex worked

272944  funy speling: "It's ok to cry after sex"

272827  fanny: @a robot @charlemagne ah... so THAT explains why they taste like disappointment!

272955  lecj07: Realistic spongebob is terrifying.

272935  arcticfox12x: I mean you could do that... but you shouldn't.

272939  arcticfox12x: nice

272953  arcticfox12x: Atleast it's not the Beauty Of North Korea.

272963  Soviette: The eucalyptus awakens

272963  Pingu IRL: Luke, I am your dropbear!

272941  arcticfox12x: Oh no

272962  ironmaiden: What's the backstory for the need of a rule?

272827  charlemagne: @fanny but they are covered in that delicious powdered flavouring

272950  charlemagne: you have failed me for the last time

272945  mammal883: @charlemagne Wasn't your cheat day yesterday? SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

272923  foreversmug: Playing all his nowhere songs for nobody.

272937  Sandor: Bob cat

272862  charlemagne: if you build it they will come

272882  charlemagne: I've just witnessed a graduation ceremony for seven year olds. all had little robes on and everything. I don't understand why this is happening

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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 Mr Bleak: "that insatiable urge to visited" these switcheroos are getting sillier...
 Mr Bleak: @sparename And then you got some damn virus that insatiable urge to visited your dial up to them ... and that was an international call. Ouch! That was not a fun phone bill...
 carpwoman: @sparename - We were the shit. Man. 56k!!!!
 pewdiepie: @Teechur Can I have the chicken Kiev instead?
 Teechur: @sparename The Freenet service where we met was limited to 60 minutes per connection. Then it was busy signal after busy signal. And because we didn't have touch tone service AND it was a 1+area code, it took forever to reconnect!
 sparename: @dangerkeith3000 @Teechur The good ol' days of dial-up when, after your first nasty phone bill, you realise that even though you set your modem to auto-disconnect after 10 mins of inactivity, you'd set your e-mail client to check every 5 mins...
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 @sparename My wife and I met at 14.4 I soon upgraded to a 33k. She almost broke up with me because I was moving too fast.... Badump TSS! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename 56K used to be the bomb...
 sparename: I remember when I upgraded my USRobotics modem from 33k to 56k...
 tib gubb: is this one of those ironic internets?
 space: It's an oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction that's housed in a paradox - must exist in some other dimension.
Image 226423   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
548
 
 sergeant: ..and that's when the doping started
 Shay: Last panel: *sonichorn*
 dangerkeith3000: Tails is being a little bitch
Image 226422   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
328
 
 Dr Awkward: Beauty of North Korea.
 million laffs: Beauty of North Korea.
 Dr Awkward: Beauty of North Korea.
 WTF: Beauty of North Korea.
 Chinese Buffet: Beauty of North Korea.
 dangerkeith3000: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 226421   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
392
 
 sparename: I can't find Gregory's hole.. I'm sure it was called that.. When I learnt about lining-up TV studio cameras in the dim and very distant past, we had test charts with the usual black to white and colour bars but because black ink isn't exactly black, the chart had a hole in it, an inch or so square, filled with black velvet so that on an oscilloscope we could measure a real black level coming from the camera
 mwoody: I want a third one that's even blacker in the picture, labeled "photoshop"
 carpwoman: I want my next bike to be vantablack.
 ironmaiden: I see your black paint and I vantablack
 Dr Awkward: Apparently the Bird-of-Paradise has black feathers that are nearly as black as Vantablack. It makes their incandescent feathers looks even more brilliant.
 matos: Vantablack is the new black.
 Side Boob: Does it absorb Radar? Asking for a friend :P
 grizzly: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want this sooooo bad. think of the pranks!!!! also my 4runner would be a depthless void into nothingness.
 dangerkeith3000: Vertically aligned carbon nanotubes really turn me on.
Image 226420   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
257
 
 wolfpk: Maybe they are saying they won't put out unless there is reform?
 Admiral Alan: Sounds like a Thai sentiment.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 A hand job?
 dangerkeith3000: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Image 226419   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
210
 
 Admiral Alan: There they were, jus' groovin' on a Sunday afternoon, when out of a clear blue sky...
 dangerkeith3000: Better to go out smilin' than to go out cryin'.
Image 226418   01-12-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
119
 
 Entertainmentalist: I feel that there should be a more substantial wall between those two lunch counters.
 Not A Bot: The decorators are in... Guess I'll have to come in around the back...
 Ignatius: Blanda Express - and I do not mean George.
 Minnesotan: I was very disappointed to learn Panda Express does not, in fact, have any panda dishes at all.
Image 226417   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
407
 
 The Bees: "Willow, weep for me."
 Dr Awkward: What strange creatures pugs are.
Image 226416   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
547
 
 tina: Lol irl
 Big Baby: I call this one Satan.
 SaltLick: Lots of sharp pointy bits there.
 tib gubb: esse meine hot pocket.
Image 226415   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
338
 
 dobbiesdoogs: the ultimate corporate merger
 electrode: Ew butt water
 Side Boob: The Jerk Store called, they are out of YOU!
 Amy Housewine: And with the dawn I'll wake and yawn/And carry on to water, cool clear water
Image 226414   01-12-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
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