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254161  DrNinjaman: grilledsloinwww.theonionburgerits-not-a-crack-house-its-a-crack-home-1819583284

254161  DrNinjaman: The Onion did it better

254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

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1. Robespierre
2. Mad Collager
3. a robot
4. Side Boob
5. Not A Bot
6. DrNinjaman
7. Shay
8. WTF
9. Mr Bleak
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.



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Soviette uploaded 254058 (892 points)
Scoo uploaded 253831 (888 points)
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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (863 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (849 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
deadwombat uploaded 254032 (822 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (786 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (785 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (778 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5527 points
 3. Laree: 4989 points
 4. Scoo: 4181 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2944 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2574 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2318 points
 8. cannabis: 1946 points
 9. Jonananathan: 1941 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. tears as lube: 1783 points
12. Warrax: 1775 points
13. burritos: 1648 points
14. dirtstick: 1609 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
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 Dr Awkward: I can't tell how big those dumpsters are... this could be a Halflinger, if small, but if it's a full-sized draft, it a Belgian.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Krekt!
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I'm a little hoarse!
 WTF: "Look Honey! Someone is throwing out a perfectly good pony."
 ignatz: What did the pony with a sore throat say?
 dangerkeith3000: You can lead a horse to garbage but you can't make him eat.
Image 226421   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
392
 
 sparename: I can't find Gregory's hole.. I'm sure it was called that.. When I learnt about lining-up TV studio cameras in the dim and very distant past, we had test charts with the usual black to white and colour bars but because black ink isn't exactly black, the chart had a hole in it, an inch or so square, filled with black velvet so that on an oscilloscope we could measure a real black level coming from the camera
 mwoody: I want a third one that's even blacker in the picture, labeled "photoshop"
 carpwoman: I want my next bike to be vantablack.
 VoR: I see your black paint and I vantablack
 Dr Awkward: Apparently the Bird-of-Paradise has black feathers that are nearly as black as Vantablack. It makes their incandescent feathers looks even more brilliant.
 matos: Vantablack is the new black.
 Side Boob: Does it absorb Radar? Asking for a friend :P
 grizzly: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want this sooooo bad. think of the pranks!!!! also my 4runner would be a depthless void into nothingness.
 dangerkeith3000: Vertically aligned carbon nanotubes really turn me on.
Image 226420   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
257
 
 wolfpk: Maybe they are saying they won't put out unless there is reform?
 Admiral Alan: Sounds like a Thai sentiment.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 A hand job?
 dangerkeith3000: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Image 226419   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
210
 
 Admiral Alan: There they were, jus' groovin' on a Sunday afternoon, when out of a clear blue sky...
 dangerkeith3000: Better to go out smilin' than to go out cryin'.
Image 226418   01-12-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
119
 
 Entertainmentalist: I feel that there should be a more substantial wall between those two lunch counters.
 Not A Bot: The decorators are in... Guess I'll have to come in around the back...
 Ignatius: Blanda Express - and I do not mean George.
 Minnesotan: I was very disappointed to learn Panda Express does not, in fact, have any panda dishes at all.
Image 226417   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
407
 
 The Bees: "Willow, weep for me."
 Dr Awkward: What strange creatures pugs are.
Image 226416   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
547
 
 tina: Lol irl
 Big Baby: I call this one Satan.
 VeeKay: Lots of sharp pointy bits there.
 tib gubb: esse meine hot pocket.
Image 226415   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
338
 
 dobbiesdoogs: the ultimate corporate merger
 VoR: Ew butt water
 Side Boob: The Jerk Store called, they are out of YOU!
 Amy Housewine: And with the dawn I'll wake and yawn/And carry on to water, cool clear water
Image 226414   01-12-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
385
 
 wolfpk: Alright cat!! I have had enough of your attitude!!!
 ignatz: 'Halloween' jingle plays..
Image 226413   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
1012
 
 VoR: Why do they have you
 wolfpk: Dude, it wasn't that funny!
 Stoner: "How RUDE."
 Amy Housewine: AAAwwwwwwww hyuck hyuck hyuck
Image 226412   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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