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257704  Not A Bot: gonna keep flagging these until you dipshits stop

257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

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257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



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 sparename: I can't find Gregory's hole.. I'm sure it was called that.. When I learnt about lining-up TV studio cameras in the dim and very distant past, we had test charts with the usual black to white and colour bars but because black ink isn't exactly black, the chart had a hole in it, an inch or so square, filled with black velvet so that on an oscilloscope we could measure a real black level coming from the camera
 mwoody: I want a third one that's even blacker in the picture, labeled "photoshop"
 carpwoman: I want my next bike to be vantablack.
 VoR: I see your black paint and I vantablack
 Dr Awkward: Apparently the Bird-of-Paradise has black feathers that are nearly as black as Vantablack. It makes their incandescent feathers looks even more brilliant.
 matos: Vantablack is the new black.
 Side Boob: Does it absorb Radar? Asking for a friend :P
 grizzly: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want this sooooo bad. think of the pranks!!!! also my 4runner would be a depthless void into nothingness.
 dangerkeith3000: Vertically aligned carbon nanotubes really turn me on.
Image 226420   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
257
 
 wolfpk: Maybe they are saying they won't put out unless there is reform?
 Admiral Alan: Sounds like a Thai sentiment.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 A hand job?
 dangerkeith3000: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Image 226419   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
210
 
 Admiral Alan: There they were, jus' groovin' on a Sunday afternoon, when out of a clear blue sky...
 dangerkeith3000: Better to go out smilin' than to go out cryin'.
Image 226418   01-12-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
119
 
 Entertainmentalist: I feel that there should be a more substantial wall between those two lunch counters.
 Not A Bot: The decorators are in... Guess I'll have to come in around the back...
 Ignatius: Blanda Express - and I do not mean George.
 Minnesotan: I was very disappointed to learn Panda Express does not, in fact, have any panda dishes at all.
Image 226417   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
407
 
 The Bees: "Willow, weep for me."
 Dr Awkward: What strange creatures pugs are.
Image 226416   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
547
 
 tina: Lol irl
 Big Baby: I call this one Satan.
 VeeKay: Lots of sharp pointy bits there.
 tib gubb: esse meine hot pocket.
Image 226415   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
338
 
 dobbiesdoogs: the ultimate corporate merger
 VoR: Ew butt water
 Side Boob: The Jerk Store called, they are out of YOU!
 Amy Housewine: And with the dawn I'll wake and yawn/And carry on to water, cool clear water
Image 226414   01-12-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
385
 
 wolfpk: Alright cat!! I have had enough of your attitude!!!
 ignatz: 'Halloween' jingle plays..
Image 226413   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
1012
 
 VoR: Why do they have you
 wolfpk: Dude, it wasn't that funny!
 Stoner: "How RUDE."
 Amy Housewine: AAAwwwwwwww hyuck hyuck hyuck
Image 226412   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
368
 
 Jabberwikket: Miss Pippy is so proud
 Not A Bot: "hi, Fox. Find your soul mate."
 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 That's how the locals say it (like: Mih-Sippy)
 dangerkeith3000: I guess if you say it really fast it sounds like "Missippi"
 Amy Housewine: Missippi, California - a town with a noble history that has fallen on straightened times.
 UltraBeverly: That IS an improvement!
 Side Boob: Associated Press' literacy isn't exactly batting 1,000 either.
Image 226411   01-12-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
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