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273008  ignatz: 321...yerBackintheRoom.

273010  virtualman: "Yes... that's it... place the candlestick beneath the drapes..."

272815  Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273010  ignatz: Even nerd-kid in the background is avoiding eye contact..

273011  ignatz: Never put your hand in the jaw after you've made the back-cut..

273017  ignatz: QsuxA

273020  ignatz: Whoa, they share it!?

273021  ignatz: Yuh, saving the Tiny Rebel for elevenses..

273023  ignatz: Best. Gloryhole. Ever..

273021  runny999: Hottest mix tape in preschool

272999  Dr Awkward: [Gives High Five to bird]

272963  ignatz: @Spazstatic Haha I know a few Smoothbrains..

272993  Passive: To answer your question, baby, something like this.

273017  Dr Awkward: Thorough AF.

273010  Passive: You've heard of the go-pro? This is the leave-and-never-come-back pro

273015  El hefe: Biting one of those would cause a nuclear explosion

272922  KingTrebek: Nice belt

273029  Crim Tender: That pupper looks like someone mixed parts at the Build-a-Doggo workshop

272934  Passive: Typical reaction to your average Leslie Neilson movie.

273009  mammal883: stop taking pictures and give me a hand.

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9. MrBoffo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272993 Passive: To answer your question, baby, something like this.

272991 turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (872 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (869 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (853 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (780 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (759 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
Mexico uploaded 272595 (736 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 272577 (729 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 3969 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3930 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3367 points
 5. Mexico: 2894 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2786 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
 8. grimes: 2022 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1732 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. daver: 1527 points
13. Never AFK: 1482 points
14. Clim Tinties: 1454 points
15. horny horn: 1438 points
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 apoxia: People are weird. Some put carpet in their bathroom.
 Dr Awkward: Major win... someone was protecting the wood floor for your for the last few years!
 Teechur: Are you covering up or uncovering?
Image 226398   01-12-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
489
 
 hoobleton: Pomade-delic!
Image 226397   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
678
 
 McBomalds: "Can anybody tell me what 'diddy-wa-diddy' means?"
 Side Boob: Dawwww.
Image 226396   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
624
 
 Mr Bleak: So, I take the blue pill, right?
 pig 3: just listen to Slough Feg
 dangerkeith3000: If it's the weekend and I wake up during a good dream, I always go back to sleep again to get that dream back.
Image 226395   01-12-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
263
 
 Kaviri: What is this? A walk for ants?
 Teechur: @Robespierre *colonics
 twisty: If you like pina coladas...
Image 226394   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
543
 
 Mr Bleak: Don't panic - it'll go away the next time you career wildy around a left hand bend.
 CrookedCop: @VeeKay Even Mercedes? No fuckin way.
 snipdawg: The EU has directed that all German vehicles will be fitted with them from 2021.
 a sedated moose: I thought when you drive a car that costs more than a certain amount of money you don't have to use those things.
 XLY: typical bmw leasee
 sparename: "Taxi" is supposedly the most recognised word all over the world, whereas taxiDRIVERS the world over have no idea what indicators are for
 wootman: That's what you get for living in a Turn Signal Optional zone, BeemerBoi.
Image 226393   01-12-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
795
 
 Side Boob: RAD for old pupper
 Kaviri: Douglass was having enormous difficulty concentrating; his coke habit had driven him to the brink.
 danny: Hey, Gramps.
Image 226392   01-12-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
841
 
 Demon Universe: @trelyate Coors!
 trelyate: Bud...
 Ulillillia: :) :D
 Kaviri: Wasssaaaaaaap
 Mike Michael: ***brrrrp***
 ani625: boi
Image 226391   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: The dental hygienist will see you now ... she's just quit? Oh. So do I.
 Mr. Shine: Is this a coma patient? A mental vegetable?
 grizzly: I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
 Jorp Lulter: My tooth dreams were bad enough already..
 Dr Awkward: How... is... possible?
 jochenau: I'd have taken a chisel to my own teeth long before it got to that point...
 WTF: A little Crest Anti-Plaque rinse will clean that right up!
 Kaviri: Ouch.
 Zukero: Meltdown.
 KickassHellyeah: This dental implant prototype is rather crude, innit?
 Wort Mumpus: NO NO NO
Image 226390   01-12-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
367
 
 the snark: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Oober: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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