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249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

249140  Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.

249168  Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?

168156  Felicity: Youve seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Art Linkletters House Party. Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist

168157  Felicity: Firefox is the least bad, but it still crashes about a dozen times a week

168165  Felicity: Report from the future: I have watched this show and while I wanted to like it, it was somewhat disappointing

249168  ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.

249167  Hyphae: Same

249177  ignatz: Come back Luxuslurch, all is forgiven..

249152  Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school

249118  Felicity: @funny in the wall I would like to win a chin

249158  Passive: The trickle down effect in action!

249164  Passive: Shut up and eat your cheeseburger, Apollo

249149  fanny: dont fucking do this to Mr. Rogers!

249157  fanny: ugh.

249164  Felicity: Needs more meat

249164  jochenau: All part of a complete and balanced breakfast.

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249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!



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Score:
263
 
 Kaviri: What is this? A walk for ants?
 Teechur: @Robespierre *colonics
 twisty: If you like pina coladas...
Image 226394   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
543
 
 Mr Bleak: Don't panic - it'll go away the next time you career wildy around a left hand bend.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Even Mercedes? No fuckin way.
 VeeKay: The EU has directed that all German vehicles will be fitted with them from 2021.
 a sedated moose: I thought when you drive a car that costs more than a certain amount of money you don't have to use those things.
 XLY: typical bmw leasee
 sparename: "Taxi" is supposedly the most recognised word all over the world, whereas taxiDRIVERS the world over have no idea what indicators are for
 wootman: That's what you get for living in a Turn Signal Optional zone, BeemerBoi.
Image 226393   01-12-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
795
 
 Side Boob: RAD for old pupper
 Kaviri: Douglass was having enormous difficulty concentrating; his coke habit had driven him to the brink.
 danny: Hey, Gramps.
Image 226392   01-12-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
841
 
 Demon Universe: @trelyate Coors!
 trelyate: Bud...
 Ulillillia: :) :D
 Kaviri: Wasssaaaaaaap
 Mike Michael: ***brrrrp***
 Yurishiro: boi
Image 226391   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: The dental hygienist will see you now ... she's just quit? Oh. So do I.
 Mr. Shine: Is this a coma patient? A mental vegetable?
 grizzly: I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
 ignatz: My tooth dreams were bad enough already..
 Dr Awkward: How... is... possible?
 jochenau: I'd have taken a chisel to my own teeth long before it got to that point...
 WTF: A little Crest Anti-Plaque rinse will clean that right up!
 Kaviri: Ouch.
 Zukero: Meltdown.
 KickassHellyeah: This dental implant prototype is rather crude, innit?
 Yurishiro: NO NO NO
Image 226390   01-12-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
367
 
 Felicity: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Oober: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
813
 
 tib gubb: yeah? get in line.
 glenalec: What a way to go!
 a robot: In GTA San Andreas you could replace your baseball bat with a dildo if you received one as a gift after a hot date
 Felicity: Not before I kill you with a cheeseburger
 Warrax: Is the dildo a witness, accomplice, or murder weapon?
 Side Boob: Many have tried. All have failed.
 Kaviri: Thank you very much!
 Porm Munties: You ... an entrepreneur?
 Yurishiro: Please don't.
 Ulillillia: I'll have had so many mushrooms, I won't even notice.
 bug: whoa, spoiler alert!
 Coach Teacher: You can die of exhaustion while trying, bitch.
Image 226388   01-12-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
327
 
 Felicity: He looks like an old Randall Flagg (1990s version)
 westerner: Now that's a philosophy if I've ever heard one.
 Coach Teacher: Ray, you live at the fuckin' dump! There's no road! You can't just keep tossin' piss jugs all over the fuckin' place!
Image 226387   01-12-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
637
 
 Warrax: We're always looking for dog stylists.
 Kaviri: Dogbear
 dope: As windswept as the coast where he resides.
 dangerkeith3000: Majeestic boy.
Image 226386   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
694
 
 ignatz: (Weirdly high score for such a nasty sentiment..)
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro It could also be radiation poisoning. It's probably radiation poisoning.
 Eleftheros: Caillou means 'pebble' in French, I thought it was cute that a smooth stone headed golem could star in a show
 dangerkeith3000: I heard somewhere that Caillou was original conceived of as a baby but on the cartoon they aged him up but still kept him bald
 Yurishiro: Evolution takes the (now) useless hair away from humans. Have you ever thought that bald humans could actually be the future humans hence more physically evolved? Yes I have hair. No I cannot remove my hat.
 Mr. Butt: mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
Image 226385   01-12-18   Uploaded by    athiest
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