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227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

228191  dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse

228218  duckfarts: @Mad Collager probably already in use in the UK

228241  Warrax: This is my body, which is for you, do this in remembrance of me.

228225  blendedtwice: I've always wondered if the people who slap on the price tag put any effort into it.

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228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228145 tib gubb: brutal



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Score:
768
 
 Side Boob: RAD for old pupper
 Kaviri: Douglass was having enormous difficulty concentrating; his coke habit had driven him to the brink.
 Robespierre: Hey, Gramps.
Image 226392   01-12-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
841
 
 Demon Universe: @trelyate Coors!
 trelyate: Bud...
 Ulillillia: :) :D
 Kaviri: Wasssaaaaaaap
 Robespierre: ***brrrrp***
 Yurishiro: boi
Image 226391   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
189
 
 Mr. Shine: Is this a coma patient? A mental vegetable?
 grizzly: I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
 ignatz: My tooth dreams were bad enough already..
 Dr Awkward: How... is... possible?
 jochenau: I'd have taken a chisel to my own teeth long before it got to that point...
 WTF: A little Crest Anti-Plaque rinse will clean that right up!
 Kaviri: Ouch.
 Zukero: Meltdown.
 Coach Teacher: Well forget dinner now. Thanks, dick.
 Robespierre: This dental implant prototype is rather crude, innit?
 Yurishiro: NO NO NO
Image 226390   01-12-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
367
 
 Felicity: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Robespierre: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
813
 
 tib gubb: yeah? get in line.
 glenalec: What a way to go!
 a robot: In GTA San Andreas you could replace your baseball bat with a dildo if you received one as a gift after a hot date
 Felicity: Not before I kill you with a cheeseburger
 Warrax: Is the dildo a witness, accomplice, or murder weapon?
 Side Boob: Many have tried. All have failed.
 Kaviri: Thank you very much!
 Robespierre: You ... an entrepreneur?
 Yurishiro: Please don't.
 Ulillillia: I'll have had so many mushrooms, I won't even notice.
 bug: whoa, spoiler alert!
 Coach Teacher: You can die of exhaustion while trying, bitch.
Image 226388   01-12-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
299
 
 Felicity: He looks like an old Randall Flagg (1990s version)
 Robespierre: Now that's a philosophy if I've ever heard one.
 Coach Teacher: Ray, you live at the fuckin' dump! There's no road! You can't just keep tossin' piss jugs all over the fuckin' place!
Image 226387   01-12-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
637
 
 Warrax: We're always looking for dog stylists.
 Kaviri: Dogbear
 Robespierre: As windswept as the coast where he resides.
 dangerkeith3000: Majeestic boy.
Image 226386   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
694
 
 ignatz: (Weirdly high score for such a nasty sentiment..)
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro It could also be radiation poisoning. It's probably radiation poisoning.
 Eleftheros: Caillou means 'pebble' in French, I thought it was cute that a smooth stone headed golem could star in a show
 dangerkeith3000: I heard somewhere that Caillou was original conceived of as a baby but on the cartoon they aged him up but still kept him bald
 Yurishiro: Evolution takes the (now) useless hair away from humans. Have you ever thought that bald humans could actually be the future humans hence more physically evolved? Yes I have hair. No I cannot remove my hat.
 Mr. Butt: mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
Image 226385   01-12-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
706
 
 Teechur: Already has a bed in his parents' basement.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 Ulillillia: @Lantry But you need experience to get a job. How to get that experience? Get a job!
 Lantry: congratulations on graduating! now get a job.
 WTF: Valeborkftorian
Image 226384   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
132
 
 Fiveninety: hairhorn
 Kaviri: Thats why we shower in the morning.
 Robespierre: It's a Pantene planet, cartoonette. And then the sun comes up.
 Coach Teacher: I identify as a hairless aquatic mammal. I am etrrnally both bald and wet. As such, this offends me and i will be protesting it.
 funny in the wall: the apostrophe "li'rally" could indicate a glottal stop and make sense phonetically. the way it's used above is just dumb
 Yurishiro: 'apostrophe' instead of 'e' saves time yo.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I get it now! It is from the Temperance Society's new range!
 Ulillillia: Lit Rally
Image 226383   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
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