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257444  lionstrong: @Mr. Shine exactly

257558  a sedated moose: I appreciate you all very much. This image eloquently states my emotional status, and I want you all to know that you are beautiful at all times; never forget that the world around you is simply amazing, and by extension, you are too.

257555  Ihminen: "infant energy drink" has me worried

257414  BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

257552  bug: I think I found my dream job.

257074  Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome

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257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257261 WTF: Overly painful - 12"

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney



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Score:
795
 
 Side Boob: RAD for old pupper
 Kaviri: Douglass was having enormous difficulty concentrating; his coke habit had driven him to the brink.
 danny: Hey, Gramps.
Image 226392   01-12-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
841
 
 Demon Universe: @trelyate Coors!
 trelyate: Bud...
 Ulillillia: :) :D
 Kaviri: Wasssaaaaaaap
 Mike Michael: ***brrrrp***
 ani625: boi
Image 226391   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: The dental hygienist will see you now ... she's just quit? Oh. So do I.
 Mr. Shine: Is this a coma patient? A mental vegetable?
 grizzly: I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
 ignatz: My tooth dreams were bad enough already..
 Dr Awkward: How... is... possible?
 jochenau: I'd have taken a chisel to my own teeth long before it got to that point...
 WTF: A little Crest Anti-Plaque rinse will clean that right up!
 Kaviri: Ouch.
 Zukero: Meltdown.
 KickassHellyeah: This dental implant prototype is rather crude, innit?
 Wort Mumpus: NO NO NO
Image 226390   01-12-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
367
 
 the snark: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Oober: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
813
 
 tib gubb: yeah? get in line.
 mission2mars: What a way to go!
 a robot: In GTA San Andreas you could replace your baseball bat with a dildo if you received one as a gift after a hot date
 whiplash: Not before I kill you with a cheeseburger
 Warrax: Is the dildo a witness, accomplice, or murder weapon?
 Side Boob: Many have tried. All have failed.
 Kaviri: Thank you very much!
 Porm Munties: You ... an entrepreneur?
 hapi papi: Please don't.
 Ulillillia: I'll have had so many mushrooms, I won't even notice.
 bug: whoa, spoiler alert!
 Coach Teacher: You can die of exhaustion while trying, bitch.
Image 226388   01-12-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
327
 
 nclaw: He looks like an old Randall Flagg (1990s version)
 westerner: Now that's a philosophy if I've ever heard one.
 Coach Teacher: Ray, you live at the fuckin' dump! There's no road! You can't just keep tossin' piss jugs all over the fuckin' place!
Image 226387   01-12-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
637
 
 Warrax: We're always looking for dog stylists.
 Kaviri: Dogbear
 dope: As windswept as the coast where he resides.
 dangerkeith3000: Majeestic boy.
Image 226386   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
694
 
 ignatz: (Weirdly high score for such a nasty sentiment..)
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro It could also be radiation poisoning. It's probably radiation poisoning.
 Eleftheros: Caillou means 'pebble' in French, I thought it was cute that a smooth stone headed golem could star in a show
 dangerkeith3000: I heard somewhere that Caillou was original conceived of as a baby but on the cartoon they aged him up but still kept him bald
 Jonananathan: Evolution takes the (now) useless hair away from humans. Have you ever thought that bald humans could actually be the future humans hence more physically evolved? Yes I have hair. No I cannot remove my hat.
 Mr. Butt: mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
Image 226385   01-12-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
706
 
 Teechur: Already has a bed in his parents' basement.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 Ulillillia: @Lantry But you need experience to get a job. How to get that experience? Get a job!
 Lantry: congratulations on graduating! now get a job.
 WTF: Valeborkftorian
Image 226384   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
132
 
 Fiveninety: hairhorn
 Kaviri: Thats why we shower in the morning.
 Mern Trulbo: It's a Pantene planet, cartoonette. And then the sun comes up.
 Coach Teacher: I identify as a hairless aquatic mammal. I am etrrnally both bald and wet. As such, this offends me and i will be protesting it.
 funny in the wall: the apostrophe "li'rally" could indicate a glottal stop and make sense phonetically. the way it's used above is just dumb
 hammy: 'apostrophe' instead of 'e' saves time yo.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I get it now! It is from the Temperance Society's new range!
 Ulillillia: Lit Rally
Image 226383   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
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