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272282  ignatz: @Air Biscuit Apparently they usually film in SteadyCam and add the shake in post..

272298  Father Goose: Old cats are best cats. Give her lots of love OP!

272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!



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Score:
367
 
 the snark: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Oober: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
813
 
 tib gubb: yeah? get in line.
 mission2mars: What a way to go!
 a robot: In GTA San Andreas you could replace your baseball bat with a dildo if you received one as a gift after a hot date
 whiplash: Not before I kill you with a cheeseburger
 Warrax: Is the dildo a witness, accomplice, or murder weapon?
 Side Boob: Many have tried. All have failed.
 Kaviri: Thank you very much!
 Porm Munties: You ... an entrepreneur?
 hapi papi: Please don't.
 Ulillillia: I'll have had so many mushrooms, I won't even notice.
 bug: whoa, spoiler alert!
 Coach Teacher: You can die of exhaustion while trying, bitch.
Image 226388   01-12-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
327
 
 nclaw: He looks like an old Randall Flagg (1990s version)
 westerner: Now that's a philosophy if I've ever heard one.
 Coach Teacher: Ray, you live at the fuckin' dump! There's no road! You can't just keep tossin' piss jugs all over the fuckin' place!
Image 226387   01-12-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
637
 
 Warrax: We're always looking for dog stylists.
 Kaviri: Dogbear
 dope: As windswept as the coast where he resides.
 dangerkeith3000: Majeestic boy.
Image 226386   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
694
 
 catsanddogs: (Weirdly high score for such a nasty sentiment..)
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro It could also be radiation poisoning. It's probably radiation poisoning.
 Eleftheros: Caillou means 'pebble' in French, I thought it was cute that a smooth stone headed golem could star in a show
 dangerkeith3000: I heard somewhere that Caillou was original conceived of as a baby but on the cartoon they aged him up but still kept him bald
 Jonananathan: Evolution takes the (now) useless hair away from humans. Have you ever thought that bald humans could actually be the future humans hence more physically evolved? Yes I have hair. No I cannot remove my hat.
 Mr. Butt: mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
Image 226385   01-12-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
706
 
 Teechur: Already has a bed in his parents' basement.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 Ulillillia: @Lantry But you need experience to get a job. How to get that experience? Get a job!
 Lantry: congratulations on graduating! now get a job.
 WTF: Valeborkftorian
Image 226384   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
132
 
 Fiveninety: hairhorn
 Kaviri: Thats why we shower in the morning.
 Mern Trulbo: It's a Pantene planet, cartoonette. And then the sun comes up.
 Coach Teacher: I identify as a hairless aquatic mammal. I am etrrnally both bald and wet. As such, this offends me and i will be protesting it.
 funny in the wall: the apostrophe "li'rally" could indicate a glottal stop and make sense phonetically. the way it's used above is just dumb
 hammy: 'apostrophe' instead of 'e' saves time yo.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I get it now! It is from the Temperance Society's new range!
 Ulillillia: Lit Rally
Image 226383   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
613
 
 Not A Bot: Wrong hole, I believe.
 Largehand: Crank it UP!
 fanny: @Aufziehvogel my favorite book. rad!
 a robot: You win this round, @Aufziehvogel :D
 Aufziehvogel: Vogel. Aufziehvogel!
Image 226382   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
369
 
 Mr Bleak: Keep the shiny side UP. It's the first rule of city driving.
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro But Krieger san, my cherry brossoms are wirting.
 kristy: Raising awareness for NOT watching anime while you drive.
 a robot: *sad trombone*
 Prostata: you're doing it wrong
Image 226381   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
115
 
 afroking: Mime flashback
 youshall: I haven't seen anyone dance the Boogaloo in DECADES.
 Kaviri: You go girl!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro or is it her crocs?
 funy speling: @a robot The old lady is trying to not disturb the guys trying to take a full body pic and in doing so, she apparently resulted more interesting than the couple and became the star of said photo. Now maybe someone would consider the whole thing deserving of attention, but we think not. Let's hear what our listeners think about it. Caller number one you're up:
 Ulillillia: I can't dance
 a robot: Here are some people. Doing some things. I have no idea what is supposed to be interesting about this picture.
Image 226380   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
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