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244128  funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 really? that's awesome!

244119  lecj07: Cattywampus eyes

244121  lecj07: Have to rad it, even mascot approves.

244138  WannaBee: What's wrong with cock rings?

242239  Mr Bleak: "If you go down to the shops today ... "

244133  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Appendix to chapter 7: Exceptions. 1) S'mores 2) Lucky Charms (only applies to children) 3) Peeps, for one day of the year.

244139  barfolomew: This t-shirt design has never been worn un-ironically

244142  sparename: REPTAR!!

244145  sparename: Makka-Pakka's on holiday

242244  Mr Bleak: I'm going to tell you a tale about a cat, a mouse, and a bird. The other two are in your shoes.

242246  Mr Bleak: I only wanted a drink

244137  a sedated moose: I always chuckle when I see the name @Aaron Spacemuseum.

242248  Mr Bleak: Hitch a lift game on Poirot?

244104  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244138  lecj07: A bit awkward, but it could be far worse.

244139  lecj07: Just shave it all.

244137  sparename: This one couldn't get over the White Cliffs of Dover

244139  Yam: It's a melanoma farm

243856  SpaceCow: "I have to go now, the mole people need me."

244138  Dr Awkward: "Discreet? No no, I said discrete"

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1. Yurishiro
2. dangerkeith3000
3. lecj07
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243901 Bohab: There's not a professional anymore, now he just does it for fun

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

244030 mrwiffler: The height at which I hold onto hand rails in trams has been permanently raised.

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

243993 cahuatijo: Death costs more than the phone - even a cheap-o cremation will be more expensive than the damn phone.

243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244105 WannaBee: @Demon Universe I can see that. Can't wait for it to come out!

244008 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.



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WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)
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Pikachu uploaded 243842 (968 points)
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Score:
367
 
 Felicity: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Oober: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
813
 
 tib gubb: yeah? get in line.
 glenalec: What a way to go!
 a robot: In GTA San Andreas you could replace your baseball bat with a dildo if you received one as a gift after a hot date
 Felicity: Not before I kill you with a cheeseburger
 Warrax: Is the dildo a witness, accomplice, or murder weapon?
 Side Boob: Many have tried. All have failed.
 Kaviri: Thank you very much!
 Porm Munties: You ... an entrepreneur?
 Yurishiro: Please don't.
 Ulillillia: I'll have had so many mushrooms, I won't even notice.
 bug: whoa, spoiler alert!
 Coach Teacher: You can die of exhaustion while trying, bitch.
Image 226388   01-12-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
299
 
 Felicity: He looks like an old Randall Flagg (1990s version)
 westerner: Now that's a philosophy if I've ever heard one.
 Coach Teacher: Ray, you live at the fuckin' dump! There's no road! You can't just keep tossin' piss jugs all over the fuckin' place!
Image 226387   01-12-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
637
 
 Warrax: We're always looking for dog stylists.
 Kaviri: Dogbear
 dope: As windswept as the coast where he resides.
 dangerkeith3000: Majeestic boy.
Image 226386   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
694
 
 ignatz: (Weirdly high score for such a nasty sentiment..)
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro It could also be radiation poisoning. It's probably radiation poisoning.
 Eleftheros: Caillou means 'pebble' in French, I thought it was cute that a smooth stone headed golem could star in a show
 dangerkeith3000: I heard somewhere that Caillou was original conceived of as a baby but on the cartoon they aged him up but still kept him bald
 Yurishiro: Evolution takes the (now) useless hair away from humans. Have you ever thought that bald humans could actually be the future humans hence more physically evolved? Yes I have hair. No I cannot remove my hat.
 Mr. Butt: mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
Image 226385   01-12-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
706
 
 Teechur: Already has a bed in his parents' basement.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 Ulillillia: @Lantry But you need experience to get a job. How to get that experience? Get a job!
 Lantry: congratulations on graduating! now get a job.
 WTF: Valeborkftorian
Image 226384   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
132
 
 Fiveninety: hairhorn
 Kaviri: Thats why we shower in the morning.
 Mern Trulbo: It's a Pantene planet, cartoonette. And then the sun comes up.
 Coach Teacher: I identify as a hairless aquatic mammal. I am etrrnally both bald and wet. As such, this offends me and i will be protesting it.
 funny in the wall: the apostrophe "li'rally" could indicate a glottal stop and make sense phonetically. the way it's used above is just dumb
 Yurishiro: 'apostrophe' instead of 'e' saves time yo.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I get it now! It is from the Temperance Society's new range!
 Ulillillia: Lit Rally
Image 226383   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
613
 
 Not A Bot: Wrong hole, I believe.
 Largehand: Crank it UP!
 fanny: @Aufziehvogel my favorite book. rad!
 a robot: You win this round, @Aufziehvogel :D
 Aufziehvogel: Vogel. Aufziehvogel!
Image 226382   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
369
 
 Mr Bleak: Keep the shiny side UP. It's the first rule of city driving.
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro But Krieger san, my cherry brossoms are wirting.
 Yurishiro: Raising awareness for NOT watching anime while you drive.
 a robot: *sad trombone*
 Prostata: you're doing it wrong
Image 226381   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
115
 
 Felicity: Mime flashback
 youshall: I haven't seen anyone dance the Boogaloo in DECADES.
 Kaviri: You go girl!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro or is it her crocs?
 Yurishiro: @a robot The old lady is trying to not disturb the guys trying to take a full body pic and in doing so, she apparently resulted more interesting than the couple and became the star of said photo. Now maybe someone would consider the whole thing deserving of attention, but we think not. Let's hear what our listeners think about it. Caller number one you're up:
 Ulillillia: I can't dance
 a robot: Here are some people. Doing some things. I have no idea what is supposed to be interesting about this picture.
Image 226380   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
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