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234017  a robot: "Elmo"

234016  tib gubb: benadeto, no!

234015  a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?

234024  marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well

234024  gggina: Edna Mode

233383  Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...

234014  addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"

233387  Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.

234009  addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.

234010  addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?

234011  addend: *3.

233405  Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.

234010  wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.

233912  addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)

233915  addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."

234010  Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...

233946  addend: "Okay now, nobody smile for the photo..."

234010  jochenau: OYO?

233953  addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(

233874  thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233924 raditzu: good she has a blanket, otherwise might just catch a cold.



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Score:
706
 
 Teechur: Already has a bed in his parents' basement.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 Ulillillia: @Lantry But you need experience to get a job. How to get that experience? Get a job!
 Lantry: congratulations on graduating! now get a job.
 WTF: Valeborkftorian
Image 226384   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
132
 
 Fiveninety: hairhorn
 Kaviri: Thats why we shower in the morning.
 Robespierre: It's a Pantene planet, cartoonette. And then the sun comes up.
 Coach Teacher: I identify as a hairless aquatic mammal. I am etrrnally both bald and wet. As such, this offends me and i will be protesting it.
 funny in the wall: the apostrophe "li'rally" could indicate a glottal stop and make sense phonetically. the way it's used above is just dumb
 Yurishiro: 'apostrophe' instead of 'e' saves time yo.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I get it now! It is from the Temperance Society's new range!
 Ulillillia: Lit Rally
Image 226383   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
613
 
 Not A Bot: Wrong hole, I believe.
 Robespierre: Crank it UP!
 fanny: @Aufziehvogel my favorite book. rad!
 a robot: You win this round, @Aufziehvogel :D
 Aufziehvogel: Vogel. Aufziehvogel!
Image 226382   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
369
 
 Mr Bleak: Keep the shiny side UP. It's the first rule of city driving.
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro But Krieger san, my cherry brossoms are wirting.
 Yurishiro: Raising awareness for NOT watching anime while you drive.
 a robot: *sad trombone*
 Prostata: you're doing it wrong
Image 226381   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
115
 
 Felicity: Mime flashback
 Robespierre: I haven't seen anyone dance the Boogaloo in DECADES.
 Kaviri: You go girl!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro or is it her crocs?
 Yurishiro: @a robot The old lady is trying to not disturb the guys trying to take a full body pic and in doing so, she apparently resulted more interesting than the couple and became the star of said photo. Now maybe someone would consider the whole thing deserving of attention, but we think not. Let's hear what our listeners think about it. Caller number one you're up:
 Ulillillia: I can't dance
 a robot: Here are some people. Doing some things. I have no idea what is supposed to be interesting about this picture.
Image 226380   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
1055
 
 Felicity: Butter makes you feel good
 Robespierre: Not I.
 Coach Teacher: Everyone knows goats produce cheese, not butter. This fake news.
 dangerkeith3000: I ain't afraid of no goats.
 fumbduck: Rad because rad.
 Yurishiro: Rad for having fun at work improves everyone's life.
Image 226379   01-12-18   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
386
 
 Coach Teacher: Nobody appreciates art anymore, except those who appreciate it too much, or for the wrong reasons, or in an ironic way. *eats pizza with McCaulay Culkin*
 Robespierre: And this amuses her.
 Yurishiro: The (upright) walking dead (dog).
 Ulillillia: Hi Dead, I'm Dad.
 ignatz: gotta RAD the Shrigley.. esp the headstone in the background, which is just a short shopping list..
 Aufziehvogel: Add "Blargh!" on the sign.
Image 226378   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
258
 
 Kaviri: You had *one* job.
 Robespierre: Whaddaya know ... guess that low bridge really was low.
 Donut: What happens when you try to fit a square peg down a round tunnel.
Image 226377   01-12-18   Uploaded by    sparenamelaptopdied
Score:
888
 
 Robespierre: @ASTER Its tongue is HOLLOW, like a STRAW. Or something.
 mexican: @ASTER Same way a cat does.
 ASTER: How does he possibly get water into his mouth like that!!
 dangerkeith3000: Pangolin or pinecone?
 Yurishiro: What if a dragon and a pear had a baby.
 Sage: Pangolins are always RAD.
 Robespierre: Pangolin things.
 ignatz: How is artichoke made
Image 226376   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
382
 
 Theimposter: Uh. She needs treated for narcolepsy, you jackasses.
 Felicity: *envious
 Teechur: I'll bet it smells great in there after two weeks.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 I think the terms "real-life" and "two weeks" are being utilized rather loosely here.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know man, I'd need to pee after 12 hours. Don't know how she does it...
 FabricMan: Most women I know take their makeup off first
 funny in the wall: i bet her hair looks great after two weeks of sleep
 Yurishiro: Sleep is the cousin of death.
 Robespierre: Uh ... that's the ideal life?
 Aufziehvogel: When she dies in her sleep, people will notice it fourteen days later...
Image 226375   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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