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273032  sparename: Avoiding collcateral damage

273035  younglink: Cat herder and VLC aficionado? Rad.

273023  ignatz: Ok sorry Best. Goodboy. Ever. Not gonna have anonymous sex with a dog honest..

273021  Prostata: the breakfast of champions

273028  ignatz: When you take a mouthful of sours all at once..

272979  ignatz: Ralarviolae?

272979  ignatz: @El hefe @Science Raviolarvae

272980  ignatz: *sigh*

272980  ignatz: Spending too much time on shstormfront..

272982  ignatz: @VoR Mathannan skyline

273034  sparename: Does she hold her gun sideways to look cool, too? .. (Though I checked and read about El Al in-air security guards with their weapons kept hammer down on an empty chamber for safety - they then, for speed, would bring up the gun sideways in order to quickly rack the slider with their other hand to load a round and then fire.)

273038  alex: I don't think those cats have ever taken a picture before

272985  ignatz: Can you actually scrape bad breath off your tongue?

272989  ignatz: But er..

272992  ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

272992  ignatz: @male anon OhSorry you meant the LP..

272992  ignatz: @male anon Nah, that's just a 'don't fuck with my car' sticker

273002  Not A Bot: It was all four combined that killed him

273026  mammal883: The teacher donated one of the student's kidneys? That seems harsh!

272996  ignatz: I'm hoping his nap started upstairs..

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272993 Passive: To answer your question, baby, something like this.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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Score:
386
 
 Coach Teacher: Nobody appreciates art anymore, except those who appreciate it too much, or for the wrong reasons, or in an ironic way. *eats pizza with McCaulay Culkin*
 wootman: And this amuses her.
 scribbs: The (upright) walking dead (dog).
 Ulillillia: Hi Dead, I'm Dad.
 twenty4: gotta RAD the Shrigley.. esp the headstone in the background, which is just a short shopping list..
 Aufziehvogel: Add "Blargh!" on the sign.
Image 226378   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
258
 
 Kaviri: You had *one* job.
 Bacon Train: Whaddaya know ... guess that low bridge really was low.
 Donut: What happens when you try to fit a square peg down a round tunnel.
Image 226377   01-12-18   Uploaded by    sparenamelaptopdied
Score:
912
 
 wootman: @ASTER Its tongue is HOLLOW, like a STRAW. Or something.
 mexican: @ASTER Same way a cat does.
 ASTER: How does he possibly get water into his mouth like that!!
 dangerkeith3000: Pangolin or pinecone?
 bookcase: What if a dragon and a pear had a baby.
 Sage: Pangolins are always RAD.
 forkbear: Pangolin things.
 butt poop: How is artichoke made
Image 226376   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
382
 
 Theimposter: Uh. She needs treated for narcolepsy, you jackasses.
 Wolfy21: *envious
 Teechur: I'll bet it smells great in there after two weeks.
 Sharkface: @dangerkeith3000 I think the terms "real-life" and "two weeks" are being utilized rather loosely here.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know man, I'd need to pee after 12 hours. Don't know how she does it...
 FabricMan: Most women I know take their makeup off first
 funny in the wall: i bet her hair looks great after two weeks of sleep
 Pegged Lamb: Sleep is the cousin of death.
 i peed a lil: Uh ... that's the ideal life?
 Aufziehvogel: When she dies in her sleep, people will notice it fourteen days later...
Image 226375   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
835
 
 Kaviri: Good day, Sir-Vomits-a-Lot
 fridaynight: Giddyup.
 TurkeyVulture: @Side Boob in the voice of Johnny Cash
 The Bees: "Sometimes I wonder why are we still waging war against the fairies."
 Side Boob: And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death.
Image 226374   01-12-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
257
 
 Xeno: You call that decoration?
 winwolf: Oy! Vey!
Image 226373   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
502
 
 Teechur: How much longer before you can throw a ball? BALL? Did someone say BALL?
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Source of warmth that doesn't move very far.
 funny in the wall: animals are surprisingly cool with infants
 saluted: You fucked, and this came out? Kool.
Image 226372   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 226371 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. We'll pray for you, digabigpig.
Score:
308
 
 Albo Grungus: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 redpeepee: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 highdra: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
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 Eleftheros: ROUND TWO... FIGHT!
 tib gubb: fuckin' hipsters, man
 Science: Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home... "Oh, boy."
 dangerkeith3000: There's a glitch in the Matrix.
 grimes: this reminds me of the scene in Altman's Short Cuts where the two guys exchange photos outside the developers..
 Mr. Shine: *record scratch*
 Mr. Butt: I'm interested in this Freaky Friday remake.
 Watch Out: Confused.exe
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait...
Image 226369   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
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