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272490  tib gubb: @Butcherboy all of humanity is motivated purely by racism now

272510  Mexico: Worth every penny of that $500 they spent on them.

272476  dangerkeith3000: Tomorrow tomorrow i love ya tomorrow it's only a day... a... way...

272510  Amy Housewine: Got 'em on the wrong way round, pervert.

272504  tib gubb: classy as heck

272477  dangerkeith3000: He's dead.

272479  dangerkeith3000: Most of those are better than the original name.

272482  dangerkeith3000: I once listened to Sun O)O)O) for an hour and went into cardiac arrest due to bradycardia.

272509  a robot: zzzzz - pleh - zzzzzz

272508  Amy Housewine: @Air Biscuit Borkfcaneer

272490  dangerkeith3000: All $43 million of it!

272492  fidelcastro: cats are assholes

272492  dangerkeith3000: What goes up must come down.

272504  Amy Housewine: Sweatin' Hooker likin' a church

272506  Amy Housewine: Welcome to Houndlo

272503  dangerkeith3000: @sparename 13 episode seasons are pretty common nowadays. i guess because it's exactly 3 months.

272504  dangerkeith3000: Churchin' like a sweater in a hooker.

272506  dangerkeith3000: Henlo doggy

272508  Air Biscuit: Piracy claims another dog. I wonder if they sing doggy sea shanties...

272503  sparename: After weeks of waiting for a local TV station to show CSI:NY season 4 ep22 so I could find out what happened AFTER Mac was kidnapped when he tried to exonerate some bank robber, I now realise I should have been looking for season 5 ep1... They show it all out of order but on some long repeat loops. Who the fuck has an odd number of episodes???

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!



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Score:
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 Kaviri: Good day, Sir-Vomits-a-Lot
 fridaynight: Giddyup.
 TurkeyVulture: @Side Boob in the voice of Johnny Cash
 The Bees: "Sometimes I wonder why are we still waging war against the fairies."
 Side Boob: And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death.
Image 226374   01-12-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
257
 
 Xeno: You call that decoration?
 winwolf: Oy! Vey!
Image 226373   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
502
 
 Teechur: How much longer before you can throw a ball? BALL? Did someone say BALL?
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Source of warmth that doesn't move very far.
 funny in the wall: animals are surprisingly cool with infants
 saluted: You fucked, and this came out? Kool.
Image 226372   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 226371 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. We'll pray for you, digabigpig.
Score:
308
 
 Albo Grungus: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 redpeepee: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 highdra: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
595
 
 Eleftheros: ROUND TWO... FIGHT!
 tib gubb: fuckin' hipsters, man
 Science: Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home... "Oh, boy."
 dangerkeith3000: There's a glitch in the Matrix.
 grimes: this reminds me of the scene in Altman's Short Cuts where the two guys exchange photos outside the developers..
 Mr. Shine: *record scratch*
 Mr. Butt: I'm interested in this Freaky Friday remake.
 Watch Out: Confused.exe
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait...
Image 226369   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
520
 
 Kaviri: Weird at last, weird at last, god almighty, weird at last!
 a robot: Me as a fish.
Image 226368   01-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
415
 
 Teechur: Driving the dream....
 georgerino: Smart.
 Nope: Ol Half Torso Harry is up to his tricks again
Image 226367   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
317
 
 E. HONDA: First I'll need you to complete a Captcha to confirm you're a human
 Morn Bumbies: Instructions unclear. Shat on the doormat.
Image 226366   01-12-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
524
 
 trelyate: maybe. who is Off Mate?
 dangerkeith3000: I hate group chats.
 White Male: WILL* you fuck off mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A UK 'comedian' did "The Dave Gorman Project" on similar lines. He can be quite funny sometimes but the largely mirthless build-up interludes do drag, somewhat
Image 226365   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
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