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272800  piratepom: Cute dog! I'll give you some advice that you probably already know, but. If you have ever met other peoples dogs and don't like a specific thing they do I.E. Barking, Jumping up on you, Biting, or even not being potty trained, now is the best time in that dogs life to train it not to do those things, or even to DO some things, like alert you when he needs to go outside. Puppies love to learn new t

272772  a sedated moose: LOOK AT THAT HORSE.

272773  FormerLurker: A gentleman never does.

272778  isosceleswaffle: MUDDY BUDDY

272780  FormerLurker: I dont want to rad the image below.

272763  Beeble: Chicken.

272779  Beeble: Beauty pageant of North Korea.

272785  Mr. Whiskers: Eerily, the next person to send it was Prince. And he was sending it from INSIDE THE HOUSE

272741  barfolomew: English orthography is some weird ancient science, man.

272761  a robot: At least he's got a cool Ninja Turtle mask

272765  a robot: I work at a pharmacy, this is fake news. We don't even sell Johnson & Johnson brand thermometers, it's all Proctor and Gamble now

272794  mark64: He gets better reception this way

272680  Gringos: you got me @Apple IIe

272775  a spider plan: Hello Mr Entwistle. My name is Boris.

272790  depression: And now Gus likes mom more..

272780  ignatz: That enigmatic gurn..

272733  mwoody: The fries confuse me. This is an outstanding, low-carb meal, but the fries would destroy that. I guess it's a gluten thing.

272720  Side Boob: Bring foodz. Am plant.

272721  Side Boob: Nailed it!

272726  Side Boob: The guy next to you didn't start out with that much weight. He worked up to it. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and hit the pile! You'll get there.

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

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Score:
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 Albo Grungus: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 redpeepee: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 highdra: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
595
 
 Eleftheros: ROUND TWO... FIGHT!
 tib gubb: fuckin' hipsters, man
 Science: Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home... "Oh, boy."
 dangerkeith3000: There's a glitch in the Matrix.
 grimes: this reminds me of the scene in Altman's Short Cuts where the two guys exchange photos outside the developers..
 Mr. Shine: *record scratch*
 Mr. Butt: I'm interested in this Freaky Friday remake.
 Watch Out: Confused.exe
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait...
Image 226369   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
520
 
 Kaviri: Weird at last, weird at last, god almighty, weird at last!
 a robot: Me as a fish.
Image 226368   01-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
415
 
 Teechur: Driving the dream....
 georgerino: Smart.
 Nope: Ol Half Torso Harry is up to his tricks again
Image 226367   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
317
 
 E. HONDA: First I'll need you to complete a Captcha to confirm you're a human
 Morn Bumbies: Instructions unclear. Shat on the doormat.
Image 226366   01-12-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
524
 
 trelyate: maybe. who is Off Mate?
 dangerkeith3000: I hate group chats.
 White Male: WILL* you fuck off mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A UK 'comedian' did "The Dave Gorman Project" on similar lines. He can be quite funny sometimes but the largely mirthless build-up interludes do drag, somewhat
Image 226365   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
930
 
 Korrok: Korrok refuses....
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # Mr Clover-Lover, Mmmmmmm # "
Image 226364   01-12-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
260
 
 Warren G Hardon: @Ulillillia or seventy pence.
 Ulillillia: Three American dollars and two American quarters, in Scotland.
 Black Jesus: Too soon.
 lebron: Something something Irn Bru.
 Nope: Tired Jokes?
Image 226363   01-12-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
144
 
 livelovebarf: Who ran a culture on my desktop?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Tetripsilocybin
Image 226362   01-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
345
 
 tib gubb: @dangerkeith3000 "don't text and drive"
 dangerkeith3000: I like the new Texas license plates that are white on black like this. Classy. Also WTF does that bumper sticker say?
 habbekratz: Poo Lady? Pool Ady? Po o' Lady? Poola Dy?
 Prostata: that pool isn't crystal clear anymore
 sparenamelaptopdied: His friend "Ike" has his own plate, too
 Side Boob: That's an unfortunate plate, but it IS on a BMW so...
 NonRhetorical: Adrian the pool boy should really rethink this..
Image 226361   01-12-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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