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244141  fanny: sooo... can we call moonmoon mother onion mother onion from now on?

244128  funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 really? that's awesome!

244119  lecj07: Cattywampus eyes

244121  lecj07: Have to rad it, even mascot approves.

244138  WannaBee: What's wrong with cock rings?

242239  Mr Bleak: "If you go down to the shops today ... "

244133  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Appendix to chapter 7: Exceptions. 1) S'mores 2) Lucky Charms (only applies to children) 3) Peeps, for one day of the year.

244139  barfolomew: This t-shirt design has never been worn un-ironically

244142  sparename: REPTAR!!

244145  sparename: Makka-Pakka's on holiday

242244  Mr Bleak: I'm going to tell you a tale about a cat, a mouse, and a bird. The other two are in your shoes.

242246  Mr Bleak: I only wanted a drink

244137  a sedated moose: I always chuckle when I see the name @Aaron Spacemuseum.

242248  Mr Bleak: Hitch a lift game on Poirot?

244104  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244138  lecj07: A bit awkward, but it could be far worse.

244139  lecj07: Just shave it all.

244137  sparename: This one couldn't get over the White Cliffs of Dover

244139  Yam: It's a melanoma farm

243856  SpaceCow: "I have to go now, the mole people need me."

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1. Yurishiro
2. dangerkeith3000
3. lecj07
4. some guy
5. glenalec
6. WannaBee
7. sparename
8. Felicity
9. wolfpk
10. tib gubb



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

243912 a sedated moose: I think I came to the right neighborhood!

243901 Bohab: There's not a professional anymore, now he just does it for fun

244105 WannaBee: @Demon Universe I can see that. Can't wait for it to come out!

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244030 mrwiffler: The height at which I hold onto hand rails in trams has been permanently raised.

244008 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!



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Morpen Lungus uploaded 243989 (1240 points)
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Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1133 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244006 (1119 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
Scoo uploaded 243795 (1052 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1036 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (979 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (972 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (968 points)
Mern Trulbo uploaded 243831 (964 points)
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10. withak: 2332 points
11. Warrax: 2146 points
12. durian: 2106 points
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14. saluted: 2059 points
15. Scoo: 2009 points
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Score:
308
 
 glenalec: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 VeeKay: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 highdra: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
568
 
 Eleftheros: ROUND TWO... FIGHT!
 tib gubb: fuckin' hipsters, man
 Science: Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home... "Oh, boy."
 dangerkeith3000: There's a glitch in the Matrix.
 ignatz: this reminds me of the scene in Altman's Short Cuts where the two guys exchange photos outside the developers..
 Mr. Shine: *record scratch*
 Mr. Butt: I'm interested in this Freaky Friday remake.
 Yurishiro: Confused.exe
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait...
Image 226369   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
520
 
 Kaviri: Weird at last, weird at last, god almighty, weird at last!
 a robot: Me as a fish.
Image 226368   01-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
415
 
 Teechur: Driving the dream....
 Yurishiro: Smart.
 Nope: Ol Half Torso Harry is up to his tricks again
Image 226367   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
317
 
 E. HONDA: First I'll need you to complete a Captcha to confirm you're a human
 Yurishiro: Instructions unclear. Shat on the doormat.
Image 226366   01-12-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
524
 
 trelyate: maybe. who is Off Mate?
 dangerkeith3000: I hate group chats.
 Yurishiro: WILL* you fuck off mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A UK 'comedian' did "The Dave Gorman Project" on similar lines. He can be quite funny sometimes but the largely mirthless build-up interludes do drag, somewhat
Image 226365   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
930
 
 Korrok: Korrok refuses....
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # Mr Clover-Lover, Mmmmmmm # "
Image 226364   01-12-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
260
 
 VeeKay: @Ulillillia or seventy pence.
 Ulillillia: Three American dollars and two American quarters, in Scotland.
 Yurishiro: Too soon.
 lebron: Something something Irn Bru.
 Nope: Tired Jokes?
Image 226363   01-12-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
144
 
 livelovebarf: Who ran a culture on my desktop?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Tetripsilocybin
Image 226362   01-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
345
 
 tib gubb: @dangerkeith3000 "don't text and drive"
 dangerkeith3000: I like the new Texas license plates that are white on black like this. Classy. Also WTF does that bumper sticker say?
 Yurishiro: Poo Lady? Pool Ady? Po o' Lady? Poola Dy?
 Prostata: that pool isn't crystal clear anymore
 sparenamelaptopdied: His friend "Ike" has his own plate, too
 Side Boob: That's an unfortunate plate, but it IS on a BMW so...
 ignatz: Adrian the pool boy should really rethink this..
Image 226361   01-12-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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