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272935  Greifer: N. Burke, expert

272927  SS Keith: That time when the blueprints were accidentally swapped with an MC Escher drawing...

272931  wolfpk: Must have had some of the pot before making the brownies.

272944  funy speling: Wait? Who's a good boy?!? I NEED TO KNOW!

272944  trees: I have the same look when I relalize it's my birthday

272944  togboat: Is this a trick? This is a trick. What's the trick? Why are you tricking me!?

272943  Remp Wulgus: The a-paw-colypse is coming!

272617  Mr Bleak: Switcherino of stupidity.

272618  Mr Bleak: All those in favour of Tuna for breakfast, raise a paw.

272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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Score:
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 trelyate: maybe. who is Off Mate?
 dangerkeith3000: I hate group chats.
 White Male: WILL* you fuck off mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A UK 'comedian' did "The Dave Gorman Project" on similar lines. He can be quite funny sometimes but the largely mirthless build-up interludes do drag, somewhat
Image 226365   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
930
 
 Korrok: Korrok refuses....
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # Mr Clover-Lover, Mmmmmmm # "
Image 226364   01-12-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
260
 
 Warren G Hardon: @Ulillillia or seventy pence.
 Ulillillia: Three American dollars and two American quarters, in Scotland.
 Black Jesus: Too soon.
 lebron: Something something Irn Bru.
 Nope: Tired Jokes?
Image 226363   01-12-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
144
 
 livelovebarf: Who ran a culture on my desktop?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Tetripsilocybin
Image 226362   01-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
345
 
 tib gubb: @dangerkeith3000 "don't text and drive"
 dangerkeith3000: I like the new Texas license plates that are white on black like this. Classy. Also WTF does that bumper sticker say?
 habbekratz: Poo Lady? Pool Ady? Po o' Lady? Poola Dy?
 Prostata: that pool isn't crystal clear anymore
 sparenamelaptopdied: His friend "Ike" has his own plate, too
 Side Boob: That's an unfortunate plate, but it IS on a BMW so...
 NonRhetorical: Adrian the pool boy should really rethink this..
Image 226361   01-12-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
555
 
 CheezGrater: One woof for 'yes'
Image 226360   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
461
 
 cenecia: Arcade Fire adds its first canine member!
 Side Boob: I would like to play with both of them!
Image 226359   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
333
 
 On Spec: Clearly official, I can tell by the tape.
 fumbduck: Oldest oldest out of order sign.
 Side Boob: Fix yo shit!
Image 226358   01-12-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
382
 
 On Spec: Episode of Friends level homophobic.
 tib gubb: this is actually pretty poignant
 Coach Teacher: As a trans-spork with pan-utensil fluidity, i find this offensive and will be reporting it to the restaurant owner.
 artfulcodger: Spoonist.
Image 226357   01-12-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
238
 
 Troll: @White Rice Whoa - some people sure know how to live!
 White Rice: @Robespierre nah, a newer Lamborghini. It was at the dealership in San Francisco (getting work done or just for storage, not sure either way) and this kid broke in, got the keys, stole it & took it to Oakland (the kid also tried to murder a girl & her boyfriend because she didnt return his advances, but he failed at that)
 youshall: @White Rice Which car? His '69 Camaro SS? Nice ride!
 White Rice: @Robespierre so, his overenthusiastic, super loud & pretty obnoxious personality is either mostly an act, or hes just really good at dialing it back when he really needs to. I was working at the courthouse where he had to go to testify after his car (among other things) was stolen, and while he had a little entourage with him, nobody was loud, boisterous, or even a little out of place (no over the top attire either). I think he just kinda fell into the media personality hes known for, and unfortunately for us it just happened to be SUPER EXCITED & INTENSE 24/7/365/...WOOOOOO!
 seahawks: @a sedated moose It's also the name of a Hoodoo Gurus album.
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre "Magna Cum Louder" is my dancing name.
 magicmormon: @Science True, true; but I just wish he could dial back the shouty a little - which ain't gonna happen. He's Magna cum Louder of the California Institute for the Overenthusiastic.
 someguynameded: He's gonna eat that Cambodian guy!
 Science: @mexican: Regardless of your thoughts, he's a good guy who donates a lot of time to charity and gives local restaurants free nationwide advertising.
 FabricMan: @Coach Teacher [Incredible Hulk theme music plays]
 mexican: Jesus Christ stop posting this troglodyte already.
 Coach Teacher: Having been ousted as Mayor of Flavourtown, Guy hit the open road, wind at his back, searching for the day's leftovers and overly chlorinated swimming pools, desperately clinging to a life he once had.
Image 226356   01-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
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