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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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 Troll: @White Rice Whoa - some people sure know how to live!
 White Rice: @Robespierre nah, a newer Lamborghini. It was at the dealership in San Francisco (getting work done or just for storage, not sure either way) and this kid broke in, got the keys, stole it & took it to Oakland (the kid also tried to murder a girl & her boyfriend because she didnt return his advances, but he failed at that)
 youshall: @White Rice Which car? His '69 Camaro SS? Nice ride!
 White Rice: @Robespierre so, his overenthusiastic, super loud & pretty obnoxious personality is either mostly an act, or hes just really good at dialing it back when he really needs to. I was working at the courthouse where he had to go to testify after his car (among other things) was stolen, and while he had a little entourage with him, nobody was loud, boisterous, or even a little out of place (no over the top attire either). I think he just kinda fell into the media personality hes known for, and unfortunately for us it just happened to be SUPER EXCITED & INTENSE 24/7/365/...WOOOOOO!
 seahawks: @a sedated moose It's also the name of a Hoodoo Gurus album.
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre "Magna Cum Louder" is my dancing name.
 magicmormon: @Science True, true; but I just wish he could dial back the shouty a little - which ain't gonna happen. He's Magna cum Louder of the California Institute for the Overenthusiastic.
 Otterman: He's gonna eat that Cambodian guy!
 Science: @mexican: Regardless of your thoughts, he's a good guy who donates a lot of time to charity and gives local restaurants free nationwide advertising.
 FabricMan: @Coach Teacher [Incredible Hulk theme music plays]
 mexican: Jesus Christ stop posting this troglodyte already.
 Coach Teacher: Having been ousted as Mayor of Flavourtown, Guy hit the open road, wind at his back, searching for the day's leftovers and overly chlorinated swimming pools, desperately clinging to a life he once had.
Image 226356   01-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
157
 
 tib gubb: this is called the milky way chug
 Double-Munched Tacotito: It's eclipsing! IT'S ECLIPSING!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Move over, Brian May - this is Astronomy's Freddie Mercury
 Demon Universe: She looks strong. I aint gonna say **** about it.
 Coach Teacher: I'm going to go ahead and say that i finally found the demographic responsible for all my coffee cups warning me that my coffee is hot.
Image 226355   01-12-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
266
 
 Larp Belb: Timely? I get it - you vape.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Rudolph wanted to join THOSE reindeer games
Image 226354   01-12-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
156
 
 FabricMan: It's called a trash can, not a trash can't.
Image 226353   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
720
 
 Mr Bleak: Catnip catnap
 a robot: Quality tested by a certified expert!
 Side Boob: ...slightly used catnip 1.00
 Coach Teacher: And here we see Lil Wayne, having finally done up all the drugs in America. Ghe opiod epidemic is solved.
 Teechur: *catnap in a bingebasket
Image 226352   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
290
 
 Felicity: Started ironing her laundry and didnt know when to stop
 dangerkeith3000: Way too thin
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 hexxx: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town - beep-beep.
 addend: "And the shoes? Little foot-boats, of course!"
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur Um, radio towers exist to control our minds, not to evade the curvature of the earth.
 Teechur: Crazy flat-earthers
 Coach Teacher: Obvious rectangle people conspiracy. Look away, children. This is not what humans look like.
 Yurishiro: Too much irony here.
Image 226351   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
776
 
 Beeble: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
 Not A Bot: To be honest, wrong. Cocaine isn't difficult to track down.
 Yurishiro: It's nice to see the media covering something positive for once.
Image 226350   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
448
 
 Mad Collager: Six out of seven dwarf cars are not Happy.
 Side Boob: The 2018 lolcar. Transportation for the 'sophisticated' memelord.
 addend: Road-rage magnet.
 Coach Teacher: The fuck you smilin' 'bout, kid. You fuckin' hipster ass punk kid. Punk.
 Yurishiro: :D
Image 226349   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
327
 
 VeeKay: That reek of raw fatty meat.
 UltraBeverly: You're next
 tib gubb: delicious murder
 Coach Teacher: J. Dahmer: The Early Years.
 Yurishiro: 99%fat meat
Image 226348   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
207
 
 a robot: And all these mineral supplements are available together on one giant aisle at the drugstore! Take one of each and it will give you florescent colored urine and have basically no other effect.
 Darmstadtium: Needs more dolomite
 sparenamelaptopdied: *most components widely recycled
 addend: Healthy prostate, but no nads. :(
 Coach Teacher: Raw chicken: improves bone density. *returns to cheeseburger*
 Yurishiro: @apoxia Carl Sagan and the mysteries of the cosmos? (yes you should google it)
 apoxia: We are made of star stuff.
Image 226347   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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