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234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

233362  Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.

234027  Aufziehvogel: Drive my rocket up Uranus!

234030  Robespierre: Reminiscent of the packs of pre-chopped mirepoix at Trader Joe's - but taken to an illogical extreme

234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

234038  Ihminen: kinda grossed out but intriqued at the same time

233991  Robespierre: Borzois were a Thing in my Mum's family

233992  Robespierre: No apology necessary

234038  a sedated moose: Whut?

234038  Dr Awkward: "I cum in pies"

233998  Robespierre: No joy in Mudville

234030  when so: *proceeds to touch all produce*

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2. glenalec
3. Yurishiro
4. Felicity
5. Peter Pantsless
6. dangerkeith3000
7. redmonkey3
8. Dr Awkward
9. barfolomew
10. Sadbot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233978 redmonkey3: Mahasamatman

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233930 brian greene: i would



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DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (901 points)
cybeq uploaded 233708 (900 points)
karpeles uploaded 233525 (849 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 233934 (832 points)
piratepom uploaded 233855 (831 points)
jeffrey uploaded 233890 (831 points)
demonius uploaded 233871 (829 points)
nclaw uploaded 233533 (828 points)
Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)


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 1. Robespierre: 15172 points
 2. Yurishiro: 5900 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5418 points
 4. Not A Bot: 3059 points
 5. barfolomew: 2654 points
 6. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 7. Side Boob: 2376 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 2282 points
 9. DrinkMixMan: 2150 points
10. Shay: 1881 points
11. Scoo: 1874 points
12. Skinr: 1787 points
13. falling: 1761 points
14. Mord Tingies: 1704 points
15. electrode: 1697 points
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Score:
266
 
 Robespierre: Timely? I get it - you vape.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Rudolph wanted to join THOSE reindeer games
Image 226354   01-12-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
156
 
 FabricMan: It's called a trash can, not a trash can't.
Image 226353   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
693
 
 Mr Bleak: Catnip catnap
 a robot: Quality tested by a certified expert!
 Side Boob: ...slightly used catnip 1.00
 Coach Teacher: And here we see Lil Wayne, having finally done up all the drugs in America. Ghe opiod epidemic is solved.
 Teechur: *catnap in a bingebasket
Image 226352   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
290
 
 Felicity: Started ironing her laundry and didnt know when to stop
 dangerkeith3000: Way too thin
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town - beep-beep.
 addend: "And the shoes? Little foot-boats, of course!"
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur Um, radio towers exist to control our minds, not to evade the curvature of the earth.
 Teechur: Crazy flat-earthers
 Coach Teacher: Obvious rectangle people conspiracy. Look away, children. This is not what humans look like.
 Yurishiro: Too much irony here.
Image 226351   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
776
 
 Beeble: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
 Not A Bot: To be honest, wrong. Cocaine isn't difficult to track down.
 Yurishiro: It's nice to see the media covering something positive for once.
Image 226350   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
448
 
 Mad Collager: Six out of seven dwarf cars are not Happy.
 Side Boob: The 2018 lolcar. Transportation for the 'sophisticated' memelord.
 addend: Road-rage magnet.
 Coach Teacher: The fuck you smilin' 'bout, kid. You fuckin' hipster ass punk kid. Punk.
 Yurishiro: :D
Image 226349   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
327
 
 VeeKay: That reek of raw fatty meat.
 UltraBeverly: You're next
 tib gubb: delicious murder
 Coach Teacher: J. Dahmer: The Early Years.
 Yurishiro: 99%fat meat
Image 226348   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
179
 
 a robot: And all these mineral supplements are available together on one giant aisle at the drugstore! Take one of each and it will give you florescent colored urine and have basically no other effect.
 Darmstadtium: Needs more dolomite
 sparenamelaptopdied: *most components widely recycled
 addend: Healthy prostate, but no nads. :(
 Coach Teacher: Raw chicken: improves bone density. *returns to cheeseburger*
 Yurishiro: @apoxia Carl Sagan and the mysteries of the cosmos? (yes you should google it)
 apoxia: We are made of star stuff.
Image 226347   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Image 226346 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mentos Pormer. We'll pray for you, Mentos Pormer.
Score:
825
 
 Coach Teacher: @Felicity down one. Fat thumbs.
 Coach Teacher: @Coach Teacher 40 years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
 Felicity: *Cats* and dogs, *living* together...
 Robespierre: @Coach Teacher Have you read Moonmoon's Mission Statement? Perhaps you should read Moonmoon's Mission Statement.
 Robespierre: @Coach Teacher Go away; your mother's calling you.
 a robot: @Coach Teacher Wanna cool it with the bot abuse there, pal?
 Robespierre: @Coach Teacher's secret identity must be Frank Booth.
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro That's what a fucking bot would have us think! Quick, throw Yushiro in the lake. If that fucking fucker floats, they're an AI agent or apologist! Who do you work for!?
 Yurishiro: @Coach Teacher @zrj235 Just let it go, with all this poison you hurt only yourselves.
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 My first and third wives were both AI. Trust me, bruh, i could tell you some shit about things. Pro tip: don't ever tie an AI up, attach cinder blocks to it, and throw it off a bridge. They get sooooo mad about that shit.
Image 226345   01-12-18   Uploaded by    conner
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