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272783  Off Topic: My speed is... What?

272729  Mr Bleak: @a robot Looks like Mark shit.

272730  Mr Bleak: I assume it's a speed controller, like hanging a carrot in front of a donkey?

272805  Pront Remp: and yet, people click

272735  Mr Bleak: What the heck are you feeding that cat? Because if I'm honest, it looks like a gold plated turd.

272792  Side Boob: Charlie is a very good boy!

272790  Not A Bot: and you've probably just seen shit anyway so....

272737  grizzly: Jerking off is my passion

272758  Littlecraftywolf: michelle is that you?!

272796  Air Biscuit: So is she like internet explorers version of clippy?

272759  Air Biscuit: Firefox has seen your search history.

272756  grizzly: @Knice excellence is never finished.

272795  ThoughtlessGentleman: finally a candidate i can really believe in. cant wait for the debate between him and killface.

272779  Air Biscuit: @Beeble @kimjongun rad/bad vote system of north korea.

272785  Christina: Did she delete the tweet? I can't find it.

272774  AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot man, we suck

272775  AFanOfSprite: I'm not sure I caught that, what type of radio is it?

272792  fumbduck: Teacher's pet

272788  Scoo: Loose butthole

272769  KingTrebek: Don't remember my bible stories great, but I think those are his daughters.

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9. addend
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272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass



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Image 226346 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mentos Pormer. Boo, Mentos Pormer.
Score:
849
 
 Coach Teacher: @Felicity down one. Fat thumbs.
 Coach Teacher: @Coach Teacher 40 years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
 madmax1: *Cats* and dogs, *living* together...
 discodisco: @Coach Teacher Have you read Moonmoon's Mission Statement? Perhaps you should read Moonmoon's Mission Statement.
 Larp Belb: @Coach Teacher Go away; your mother's calling you.
 a robot: @Coach Teacher Wanna cool it with the bot abuse there, pal?
 Backhand: @Coach Teacher's secret identity must be Frank Booth.
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro That's what a fucking bot would have us think! Quick, throw Yushiro in the lake. If that fucking fucker floats, they're an AI agent or apologist! Who do you work for!?
 propro: @Coach Teacher @zrj235 Just let it go, with all this poison you hurt only yourselves.
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 My first and third wives were both AI. Trust me, bruh, i could tell you some shit about things. Pro tip: don't ever tie an AI up, attach cinder blocks to it, and throw it off a bridge. They get sooooo mad about that shit.
Image 226345   01-12-18   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
643
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 226344   01-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
738
 
 Not A Bot: jpg artefacts = (I'll let you guess)
 addend: "Bla-blaa, I want to suck your blood! ...Or do I?"
Image 226343   01-12-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
504
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 226342   01-12-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
600
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 226341   01-12-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
590
 
 Coach Teacher: Chester and Ester Warburtinghamshire, charmed to meet you. There are canapes in the foyer. You must be famished from your arduous trip. Curse this Hampton winter, phrix phrox. Please, let Geoffrey take your coat.
Image 226340   01-12-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
592
 
 dangerkeith3000: Choo choo!
 Side Boob: @a robot I'm going to be singing that all day now
 Coach Teacher: Nope. I still hate cats, even this rinky dink homage to Schroedinger and bobsled-styled trains, obviously the best things about humanity, cannot change my mind.
 zrj235: omg i'm gonna have to make one of these for my kitty. i have string. i have boxes. i have also been woken at 6 in the morning by her fuckin around with shit. payback's a bitch.
 a robot: I'm meowing off the rails on a crazy cat train!
Image 226339   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
213
 
 Mr Bleak: Please, do not move in next door to me.
 Coach Teacher: @Prostata That ruins the quality. Intricately layered trap systems cushion the payload, retaining the nuanced integrity of the harvest, allowing for more uniformed curing and processing. Jesus, a bucket? Why don't we all just start eating with our hands and bashing each other with clubs like common savages. A bucket! Pclassicerous.
 Prostata: dang dude, just ask her to crap in a bucket or something
 jochenau: fweeegggghhhhh why
 rockkstar: Get help guys..
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 It's probably demons in your stomach. If you'll let me cut a hole in your belly and insert a small glass... let's call it a lens, i can prove or disprove my science. Until then, i will trade you three immodium stones, all the finest grey and perfectly formed, for your Tuesday fire. Furthermore, SNAP! TRAPSHIT!
 zrj235: THAT'S THAT *REAL* TRAP SHIT. *beat drops*
 zrj235: @Coach Teacher word. i've got like half a pound of that tuesday morning fire. and by that i mean it might have some blood in it and i'm not sure why.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @zrj235 Y-valve with screw on collection keg and wirelessly activated actuator to toggle it...as I'd wager he's doing this somewhat covertly. Just don't forget to switch it back! Yeah, that's enough thinking about this, but it's fun to design things in truly amoral fashion.
 zrj235: @White Rice fuck yeah engineering. just tell me which valve i have to open to get that sweet sweet brown gold all over my unit. woooooo! science!
 White Rice: @zrj235 Okay, heres my thoughts on his turd capture plumbing. Theres an addition to the main line that contains a movable net/cage/whatever that will allow liquid & smaller solids through, but not the majority of the...product. The net will be able to be moved laterally in & out of the line of fire, and when out of the line of fire, an additional partition can be put in place to close off its section from the main line. From there, theres a hatch to gain access to the trophy poop without having the main line open. Well, thats more than enough thinking about THAT.
 zrj235: @Sadbot also "Poop Diversion Cutout" is a great band name.
 zrj235: @Sadbot is it some kind of air gap with a switcherino or like a catch basin or what? what was this fucker's game plan? i want to know but i also really don't want to know.
 Sadbot: "Help, my basement is flooded in sewage and homeowner's insurance isn't helping because they say my poop diversion cutout isn't up to code"
 zrj235: if ever there was a morally defensible reason for doxxing someone, here it is.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Up next on Divorce Court
Image 226338   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
616
 
 a sedated moose: @luxuslurch may be gone, but the legacy lives on.
 Coach Teacher: It... it wants to save me money on my car insurance. Why do its eyes keep spinning? Does anybody else hear that droning, grinding half-brother of white noise? Where is that coming from?
 zrj235: dude, your cat looks sick, i think you need to feed her more
Image 226337   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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