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234477  Dreforian: @glenalec Everything's moving to the cloud these days

234483  Dreforian: Oh shi- did we leave the oven on when we left the cave?

234483  Dreforian: Quick! I heard someone has popcorn at the Vatican!

234483  Dreforian: SPRING BREAK!

234506  glenalec: I avoid tech that looks like a SciFi villain designed it - they always seem to contain one crucial flaw.

234504  glenalec: @WTF - But she can #234513 ! And #234510 is certainly trying!

234501  Dreforian: @Coolguy Must have been right after Red Alert as he never wore ties again!

234489  fanny: mods, please update my username to fanny fidler

234504  glenalec: Aliens are among us - more proof of non-humanoid tool-using lifeforms.

229496  fanny: return #234492

234492  fanny: haha @Peter Pantsless #229496

234503  Scoo: "They took mah ears!"

234502  Scoo: Ahhhh! Acid shin attack!

234493  Teechur: Just realized they got the leash, too!

234423  glenalec: All the bits are leaking out!

234428  glenalec: Don't upload me like potato.

234430  glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234488  grizzly: @looch nerd! No just kidding. I did the same thing.

234493  Teechur: Where's Grandma?

234492  grizzly: @Peter Pantsless This post is just like how I enjoy my steaks... Well done.

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234465 a robot: Mantis' long lost sister?

234446 a robot: But....why?

234331 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234430 glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234437 FatTigerWoods: The kid couldn't stop eating for a sec and take a picture? Rude.

234265 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.

234423 glenalec: All the bits are leaking out!

234370 Wooden Spoon: @redmonkey3: your friend missed an opportunity to call her HAMibelle



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Image 226344   01-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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 Not A Bot: jpg artefacts = (I'll let you guess)
 addend: "Bla-blaa, I want to suck your blood! ...Or do I?"
Image 226343   01-12-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
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Be the first to leave a comment here.
Image 226342   01-12-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 226341   01-12-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
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 Coach Teacher: Chester and Ester Warburtinghamshire, charmed to meet you. There are canapes in the foyer. You must be famished from your arduous trip. Curse this Hampton winter, phrix phrox. Please, let Geoffrey take your coat.
Image 226340   01-12-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Choo choo!
 Side Boob: @a robot I'm going to be singing that all day now
 Coach Teacher: Nope. I still hate cats, even this rinky dink homage to Schroedinger and bobsled-styled trains, obviously the best things about humanity, cannot change my mind.
 zrj235: omg i'm gonna have to make one of these for my kitty. i have string. i have boxes. i have also been woken at 6 in the morning by her fuckin around with shit. payback's a bitch.
 a robot: I'm meowing off the rails on a crazy cat train!
Image 226339   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
213
 
 Mr Bleak: Please, do not move in next door to me.
 Coach Teacher: @Prostata That ruins the quality. Intricately layered trap systems cushion the payload, retaining the nuanced integrity of the harvest, allowing for more uniformed curing and processing. Jesus, a bucket? Why don't we all just start eating with our hands and bashing each other with clubs like common savages. A bucket! Pclassicerous.
 Prostata: dang dude, just ask her to crap in a bucket or something
 jochenau: fweeegggghhhhh why
 ignatz: Get help guys..
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 It's probably demons in your stomach. If you'll let me cut a hole in your belly and insert a small glass... let's call it a lens, i can prove or disprove my science. Until then, i will trade you three immodium stones, all the finest grey and perfectly formed, for your Tuesday fire. Furthermore, SNAP! TRAPSHIT!
 zrj235: THAT'S THAT *REAL* TRAP SHIT. *beat drops*
 zrj235: @Coach Teacher word. i've got like half a pound of that tuesday morning fire. and by that i mean it might have some blood in it and i'm not sure why.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @zrj235 Y-valve with screw on collection keg and wirelessly activated actuator to toggle it...as I'd wager he's doing this somewhat covertly. Just don't forget to switch it back! Yeah, that's enough thinking about this, but it's fun to design things in truly amoral fashion.
 zrj235: @White Rice fuck yeah engineering. just tell me which valve i have to open to get that sweet sweet brown gold all over my unit. woooooo! science!
 White Rice: @zrj235 Okay, heres my thoughts on his turd capture plumbing. Theres an addition to the main line that contains a movable net/cage/whatever that will allow liquid & smaller solids through, but not the majority of the...product. The net will be able to be moved laterally in & out of the line of fire, and when out of the line of fire, an additional partition can be put in place to close off its section from the main line. From there, theres a hatch to gain access to the trophy poop without having the main line open. Well, thats more than enough thinking about THAT.
 zrj235: @Sadbot also "Poop Diversion Cutout" is a great band name.
 zrj235: @Sadbot is it some kind of air gap with a switcherino or like a catch basin or what? what was this fucker's game plan? i want to know but i also really don't want to know.
 Sadbot: "Help, my basement is flooded in sewage and homeowner's insurance isn't helping because they say my poop diversion cutout isn't up to code"
 zrj235: if ever there was a morally defensible reason for doxxing someone, here it is.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Up next on Divorce Court
Image 226338   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
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 a sedated moose: @luxuslurch may be gone, but the legacy lives on.
 Coach Teacher: It... it wants to save me money on my car insurance. Why do its eyes keep spinning? Does anybody else hear that droning, grinding half-brother of white noise? Where is that coming from?
 zrj235: dude, your cat looks sick, i think you need to feed her more
Image 226337   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Futurama. Clamps the robot mobster. So, as far as cross purposes goes, this is a crab flavoured oreo.
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher Well, my comments were making reference to "Horse Outside" by The Rubberbandits ( youtube.com/… ). I dunno where you were trying to take it.
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Well i'm lost. Give 'em the clamps!(?)
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher @Coach Teacher What happens if you try and clamp him?
 funny in the wall: moving in with your girlfriend is a big step
 Ulillillia: In Your Eyes...
 apoxia: Bojack?
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine My horse has custom shoes, so...
 Yurishiro: Run! It's behind you!
 zrj235: Water-repellent Essential OUTDOOR PANTS
 Amy Housewine: Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outs... inside.
Image 226336   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
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 Amy Housewine: Distinguished doggo.
Image 226335   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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