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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
592
 
 Guld Albumple: Choo choo!
 Crarm Plemoble: @a robot I'm going to be singing that all day now
 Fleft Gromple: Nope. I still hate cats, even this rinky dink homage to Schroedinger and bobsled-styled trains, obviously the best things about humanity, cannot change my mind.
 Trert Flumupert: omg i'm gonna have to make one of these for my kitty. i have string. i have boxes. i have also been woken at 6 in the morning by her fuckin around with shit. payback's a bitch.
 Pango Morpongus: I'm meowing off the rails on a crazy cat train!
Image 226339   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Mold Plemumbies
Score:
213
 
 Daft Cremumbies: Please, do not move in next door to me.
 Gort Flungo: @Prostata That ruins the quality. Intricately layered trap systems cushion the payload, retaining the nuanced integrity of the harvest, allowing for more uniformed curing and processing. Jesus, a bucket? Why don't we all just start eating with our hands and bashing each other with clubs like common savages. A bucket! Pclassicerous.
 Lulm Dampomple: dang dude, just ask her to crap in a bucket or something
 Trople Cremopert: fweeegggghhhhh why
 Frewn Grungus: Get help guys..
 Crift Alboble: @zrj235 It's probably demons in your stomach. If you'll let me cut a hole in your belly and insert a small glass... let's call it a lens, i can prove or disprove my science. Until then, i will trade you three immodium stones, all the finest grey and perfectly formed, for your Tuesday fire. Furthermore, SNAP! TRAPSHIT!
 Rurbo Ploble: THAT'S THAT *REAL* TRAP SHIT. *beat drops*
 Biple Rempumple: @Coach Teacher word. i've got like half a pound of that tuesday morning fire. and by that i mean it might have some blood in it and i'm not sure why.
 Bungo Rempungus: @White Rice @zrj235 Y-valve with screw on collection keg and wirelessly activated actuator to toggle it...as I'd wager he's doing this somewhat covertly. Just don't forget to switch it back! Yeah, that's enough thinking about this, but it's fun to design things in truly amoral fashion.
 Pilm Dampongus: @White Rice fuck yeah engineering. just tell me which valve i have to open to get that sweet sweet brown gold all over my unit. woooooo! science!
 Gert Flumombies: @zrj235 Okay, heres my thoughts on his turd capture plumbing. Theres an addition to the main line that contains a movable net/cage/whatever that will allow liquid & smaller solids through, but not the majority of the...product. The net will be able to be moved laterally in & out of the line of fire, and when out of the line of fire, an additional partition can be put in place to close off its section from the main line. From there, theres a hatch to gain access to the trophy poop without having the main line open. Well, thats more than enough thinking about THAT.
 Vempo Rempuble: @Sadbot also "Poop Diversion Cutout" is a great band name.
 Maple Drumombies: @Sadbot is it some kind of air gap with a switcherino or like a catch basin or what? what was this fucker's game plan? i want to know but i also really don't want to know.
 Ging Plupert: "Help, my basement is flooded in sewage and homeowner's insurance isn't helping because they say my poop diversion cutout isn't up to code"
 Frelm Plongo: if ever there was a morally defensible reason for doxxing someone, here it is.
 Dempo Flumombies: Up next on Divorce Court
Image 226338   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Biwn Brupert
Score:
616
 
 Flumpo Flumomple: @luxuslurch may be gone, but the legacy lives on.
 Puld Dampumple: It... it wants to save me money on my car insurance. Why do its eyes keep spinning? Does anybody else hear that droning, grinding half-brother of white noise? Where is that coming from?
 Crolm Rempumple: dude, your cat looks sick, i think you need to feed her more
Image 226337   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Trawn Grunungus
Score:
382
 
 Therm Cremumbies: @Amy Housewine Futurama. Clamps the robot mobster. So, as far as cross purposes goes, this is a crab flavoured oreo.
 Jempo Cremumbies: @Coach Teacher Well, my comments were making reference to "Horse Outside" by The Rubberbandits ( youtube.com/… ). I dunno where you were trying to take it.
 Dirm Morpungo: @Amy Housewine Well i'm lost. Give 'em the clamps!(?)
 Gung Brungo: @Coach Teacher @Coach Teacher What happens if you try and clamp him?
 Muft Flungus: moving in with your girlfriend is a big step
 Birm Cremongus: In Your Eyes...
 Dild Plemopert: Bojack?
 Jiple Cremopert: @Amy Housewine My horse has custom shoes, so...
 Milm Grumple: Run! It's behind you!
 Puple Plemumbies: Water-repellent Essential OUTDOOR PANTS
 Trurbo Brungo: Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outs... inside.
Image 226336   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jengo Pluble
Score:
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 Pingo Horpongus: Distinguished doggo.
Image 226335   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Dang Flupert
Score:
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 Mingo Grunongus: I think they're cute and cuddly.
 Troft Drumopert: No coffee for YOU.
 Thamp Plemungus: There should be a percentage for barking
 Lirbo Brombies: actually, i've never met a chihuahua that i didn't like
 Frengo Plungus: Chihuahuas are humanity's just reward for inflicting this kind of selective breeding on a species.
 Trurt Drumongus: @Fiveninety You can take your preciously pedantic points and put them in the pantry, sir. Chihuahuas have but two parts, hate and tremble. Everything else we see is an optical illusion created by the lizard overlords. Chihuahua is but our primitive perception of the dichotomous nimbus of hate and trembling that is Chihuahua.
 Vawn Flombies: 13.3 percent YO, 33.3 percent QUIERO, 26.6 percent TACO, 26.6 percent BELL, .2 percent REGRET.
 Dold Plomple: anatomy would label all of the parts, so this is more like contents.. contents of a chihuahua
 Bing Morpumple: Adios!
Image 226334   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Rempumbies
Score:
512
 
 Damp Plombies: Silly rabbi ... oh, never mind.
 Jemp Dampumple: Is it humid today? I think it's humid today.
 Vemp Gromple: @wolfpk sure, we'll go with "rabbit"... yeah. that's my "rabbit". no, he/she/it doesn't bite. as far as i know. honestly, the thing just showed up one day and i can't get rid of... whatever it is.
 Jong Morpuble: @zrj235 a partly shaved angora rabbit (I think)
 Vongo Rempumple: what. is that.
Image 226333   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Memp Morpopert
Score:
181
 
 Creld Cremopert: Fetch the cheese grater!
 Lown Pluble: SOME RAGRETS
 Vulm Plemumple: I want some jello pudding
 Thuple Brumple: Sees tattoo on bartender, leaves bar
 Jomp Plungo: A damn sight better than my personal crest, on my chest, where Roy Moore and Al Franken hold up the Weinstein emblem with the lyrics to Thriller written beneath in Latin. The crest on my chest is tattooed on Charlie Chaplin's vest. So, life choices...
 Luple Cremombies: Hehuahuahuaheheharrharr snortttt
 Dorbo Grungus: It was an acceptably poor choice that turned into a tragically poor choice
 Gumpo Dampumbies: I don't remember getting this tattoo.
 Crerbo Horpuble: "This seemed like a good idea in 1991"
Image 226332   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Flerb Flongus
Score:
460
 
 Trewn Horpongus: aww he's guarding your drunk ass. good dog. best friend.
Image 226331   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Thirm Bropert
Score:
417
 
 Cralm Rempuble: Do me a solid, bo. Now, do me a gas. Eww.
 Borbo Floble: WRONG AGAIN
Image 226330   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Durbo Drumomple
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